Chapter 11: Dating
Wildfires burn inexhaustibly, and spring breezes blow and regenerate. The weeds www.biquge.info grew quickly, but I waited for a few days and didn't see any suspicious characters. He won't forget the feng shui bureau he set up here.
The days are going on, and I don't care if this man doesn't show up. It is said that high school is tight, and it is easy to go to college. But I feel that high school is more relaxed, because high school is the school to solve problems, and college is the school to arrange things for you, and you do it yourself.
I haven't seen my homeroom teacher until now, and the instructor was there on the day of the opening ceremony. The most involved is the student union, the school is called the student union to exercise your ability, but how do I feel that the student union is the acting teacher, so that the teachers have the opportunity to absenteeism.
University is really a small society, and you will understand that in school you have no background, no money, you are nothing. What national scholarship is given to people who have a background and a good relationship with teachers, ordinary people, you squint.
Luckily, a few of my roommates are good. There was no such thing as Maccabius. However, it is said that there is a great god in the next bedroom, who brushes his teeth and washes his hair once a month, and he does not speak, and he does not leave the dormitory. So I have never seen the honor of this great god until now.
During my college years, I found a part-time job delivering meals to students in the school cafeteria during meal times. Commonly known as the takeaway brother. Manage two meals a day, and get a commission of one yuan for one takeaway. So I became synonymous with the legendary self-reliance. Every time I deliver food to those students, I know they are laughing at me, but I am not laughing at them, I am studying on a subsidy for my studies, what about you?
The days passed like this, saying that they were busy and busy, and saying that they were not busy and not busy. Dude, I just found the other half of my life in this ordinary day.
If you want to say a turnip and a pit, buddy, can I still find a pit with a rotten turnip? That's right, thanks to the two grandsons Wu De and Jia Wen.
What was the most talked about in college? Of course it's a girl and a sister. We went out to eat that day, and Wu De asked me to drink with him, and he was happy anyway, so my buddy drank two more glasses. When I drink it to the point where I can't spit it out or swallow it, I'm confused. Wu De's eyes rolled, and he saw a beautiful girl eating at the table next to him, saying why do you want to make a bet with me. 、
"Lao Liu, let's make a bet, you ask for the woman's phone number, I'll invite you to this meal, otherwise you will go and pay for it, how about it?"
Jia Wen on the side saw that he didn't have anything to do, so he said yes here one by one. To say that they are the ones who have seen through me, they know that I will not dare to ask for the number. But they missed a little, don't bet with drunk people. Is wine strong and cowardly, buddy, I'll be on it today, and they all say that they are not perverted in silence, but they are more perverted in silence. I'm a pervert today.
Actually, I'm a little selfish, don't look at me drinking too much, but I'm so good at it. Dude, I'm going to get the number today, maybe I'll say goodbye to my virgin career and devote myself to the adult world, or I'll invite them to dinner if I don't. You say there's a lot of value over there?
In fact, there are some things that you think you can't do, but when you actually do it, you will find that it is actually the same thing.
I walked over in a hurry, not daring to ask for it directly. How embarrassing is this to treat me like a hooligan and give me a mouthful? I told her exactly what had happened. Unexpectedly, she actually gave me her phone number, and I was surprised, could I actually be so handsome?
I went back in a frenzy, slammed my three-year-old phone on the table, and showed them the phone number.
These two grandsons were stunned at the time, I guess I didn't expect me to be so attractive, and I have reached the point where I don't fail to ask for a number for the goddess. I happily drank a few more beers, and Wu De probably felt depressed and regretted why he didn't go just now, so I poured too much.
But the next day, Wu De regretted it, you said that you dug a pit and you were so embarrassed. So he was going to make another bet with me. "Lao Liu, look, you asked the girl out for dinner yesterday, and my brother paid you money, but if you can't make an appointment, you can invite me and Jia Wen to have a meal tonight." I actually wanted to refuse, because how it looks like the Treaty of Shimonoseki, unequal.
But I was still more resistant to others seeing my shortcomings, and I did have some expectations, so I called. Unexpectedly, the girl agreed again and asked me to pick her up. I feel the hormones all over my body, and thank God for creating such a handsome me.
Wu De looked at me like he had eaten a dead child. "Honestly, you two really don't know each other? Didn't they join forces to lie to me? "Hehe, buddy is so charming, you're jealous. So I said to him, "Ma Lisuo paid 500 yuan for my brother, I am willing to lose the gamble" Wu De depressedly gave me three Mao Grandpa, I went to wash clothes.
Javin saw me wash all the dirty clothes that I had treasured for a long time, and cleaned the dormitory, and thought I had a fever. Oh, you filthy devils, I despise you.
Put on my long-lost pickle girl holy clothes, skinny jeans, with skinny jeans, look in the mirror, damn, how handsome you look, such a handsome guy has no object.
People are in good spirits on happy occasions, I tidied up my board in front of the mirror, and then went out with a big sedan chair. "Hug that hug, hug that hug, hug my sister and get on the sedan chair..."
Looking at those little couples on the street one by one in pairs, thinking about how my brother was despising them a few days ago, now that I think about it, I'm really sorry, brothers, I fired the wrong shot. I told the dormitory inspector of the school's student union that I bought a bag of Yellow Crane Tower and won't be back tonight. You all get it.
I first stopped a taxi at the school gate, and then picked her up at their school, and she looked even more beautiful today. But Lao Tzu's outfit is not bad. Hahaha.
I directly told the driver to go to a western restaurant quite far away, and the gentleman looked at me differently, probably not knowing why I was so handsome and so loving.
Actually, I also have a purpose, it's easy to go to a distant place in the middle of the night. Don't think about it, I mainly want to find a hotel for her if I can't go back in the middle of the night, and then we will stay in two rooms to give her the impression of a decent gentleman. If you want to say that the first impression of this kind of thing is very important, you can't force anything, you have to do it naturally.
Of course, whoever is obscene knows about this kind of thing, and who knows who is dirty, and the boys know it.
The taxi drove away slowly, and I also learned the girl's name in the car, her name was An Xue, and she was a freshman from a school near our school.
I'm looking forward to tonight, but I don't even want to think about what happened tonight.