Chapter 4: The Angry Lobster
Song Ziyang is the sheriff of Nanlin, and he is basically the most powerful hero in Nanlin, and of course the most handsome man in Nanlin. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Fu Yuling has more powerful strength and a more perfect appearance, and the first meeting made Song Ziyang, the Nanlin magistrate who was in charge of receiving her, shocked.
The search was arranged, and the two young police officers were ready to find a place to stay first.
Fu Yuling walked in front, and Yu Wei helped her carry a large box to follow.
Song Ziyang chased after the two women's buttocks and said, "Yuling, you just arrived in Nanlin, I'll help you arrange a place to live." ”
Fu Yuling: "Your Excellency, please call me Officer Fu." Don't bother you, we can stay in the Hero Guest House. ”
Song Ziyang did not give up: "Okay, Yuling." Everything is arranged, and there is nothing to do next, I can take you around for a while. ”
Fu Yuling frowned: "We need to rest, Sheriff Song Ziyang." ”
Song Ziyang: "Why don't I invite you to a cup of coffee?" ”
Fu Yuling and Yu Wei suddenly stopped and turned to face Song Ziyang.
Yu Wei put Fu Yuling's box down, and Fu Yuling picked up the contents of the box and quickly assembled it into an oversized sniper rifle.
When Fu Yuling was assembling the firearm, Yu Wei also checked her fist gloves, looking like she was going to war.
Song Ziyang smiled dryly: "You don't like to drink coffee, you don't need this, right...... I can treat you to seafood...... I heard that the fishermen caught a super large lobster, so I'll take you to eat it! ”
Yu Wei asked, "How big is the super big lobster?" Is it as big as the one behind you? ”
Song Ziyang: "It's more than ten meters long, and it's as tall as three or four stories upright. This ...... behind me Lobster? ”
He turned his head and immediately saw a lobster "as tall as three or four stories."
A super large lobster appeared behind Song Ziyang and said to Song Ziyang: "I heard that you want to invite someone to eat lobster?" ”
Song Ziyang: "......"
At this time, Fu Yuling had already opened the big box, quickly assembled the contents into a large sniper rifle, and fired a shot aimed at the pointed head of the big lobster.
The lobster waved one of its pincers to block Fu Yuling's shot, the bullet hit its big pincers and did not break the defense, it turned one eye to look at Fu Yuling, and the other eye was still staring at Song Ziyang and said, "How do you want to eat me, can you tell me?" ”
Song Ziyang pulled out a knife with a trembling hand, and the lobster gently waved the big pliers to Song Ziyang, Song Ziyang dodged and avoided it, slashing at the pliers, and sparks shot out with a "bang".
Fu Yuling fired a few shots while retreating, but they were all blocked by the lobster with big tongs.
Song Ziyang gritted his teeth and used the trick "Nine-headed Dragon Flash", brushing and brushing out nine knives in a row.
The lobster laughed: "Compare your sword skills with me, I am the eight-armed sword saint - shrimp king!" ”
This large lobster has two legs, four pairs of arms, two of which have large pincers, and the other six have thinner but sharper shrimp stings, like six sharp long swords.
The big lobster brandished six shrimp stings, three of which swung nine swords in a row, blocking Song Ziyang's "nine-headed dragon flash", and the other three shrimp stings pierced Song Ziyang's body at once.
A girl wearing a police uniform with fist gloves in both hands rushed towards the lobster from the side, her right hand charged a straight punch, and a huge arc-shaped fist wind sonic boom appeared on the right fist, carrying the girl's body, straight through the upper body of this evil lobster.
With a wave of the lobster's huge pincers, the fist girl was knocked away at a faster speed, and her petite body was smashed into a beautiful villa with a bang.
The lobster chased the figure of the girl flying upside down, jumped in the air, and the two huge pincers were raised and smashed hard, and there was a loud "bang", this beautiful villa turned to ashes, and a big pit appeared on the ground.
At this time, Song Ziyang was also pierced through his body and dangled on the shrimp sting of the big lobster.
Song Ziyang grabbed the shrimp sting that pierced him, and shouted weakly: "Help, come and save me......"
Fu Yuling had been preparing for a long time while half-squatting on the ground in the distance, and finally fired a shot with a "bang".
The lobster pincers swung to block the pointed head, but there was no sound of bullets hitting.
The lobster removed the pincers and looked carefully with both eyes, but nothing flew towards her.
Song Ziyang's eyes protruded: "...... empty the gun?" ”
Fu Yuling seemed to have exhausted all his strength, stood up with a gun on the ground, and comforted Song Ziyang: "Don't worry, let the bullets fly for a while......"
Song Ziyang spurted out a mouthful of old blood: "I feel like I'm going to die soon......"
The lobster "quacked" and laughed: "I am the king of shrimp chosen by the world!" You humans are the pests of the whole world! Pollute the environment, pollute the ocean! I'm going to wipe out you humans once and for all! ……”
The lobster indicts the sins of mankind and painfully recalls: "...... You humans are so cruel to shrimp! Not only are they braised in oil, stewed in oil, salted, steamed, boiled, fried, spicy and spicy, but also skewered shrimp on bamboo sticks to make barbecue! What's more, some people get drunk and eat shrimp raw! …… I'm going to punish you on behalf of lobsters, prawns, grass prawns, river prawns, green prawns, kiwei prawns, and crayfish! ”
Fu Yuling: "......"
Song Ziyang: "Brother Lobster, let me go!" I will never eat lobster again......"
The lobster clamped the pierced Song Ziyang with tongs and asked, "Didn't you just say that you wanted to invite someone to eat the lobster?" How did you eat before? ”
It tore off Song Ziyang's arm with another pliers.
"Ah......" Song Ziyang screamed.
The lobster showed him Song Ziyang's hand and asked, "Is that the case...... Eat pliers first? ”
Saying that, the lobster put Song Ziyang's arm into his mouth and chewed it, then tore off Song Ziyang's clothes, and said: "Then peel off the shell ......, eat the ...... of the body, and then throw the head away." ”
The lobster threw Song Ziyang's head to the ground, and Song Ziyang was already out of breath, and his eyes were wide open.
At this time, a bullet flew out of nowhere, and with a pop it shot at the lobster's face, exploding one of its eyes.
The lobster covered his face and shouted, "Whoa! ”
The big lobster, who was blind in one eye, was really angry this time, and jumped hard to raise the big pincers and smashed them to the ground, while the other six arms stabbed Fu Yuling together.
Fu Yuling raised his gunner and pressed it, shooting a large net to block the lobster's attack, and at the same time flew back with the power of recoil. The lobster's pincers slammed into the ground with a "bang", smashing the ground into a large hole.
The big net shot by Fu Yuling fell, and the lobster's eight arms were entangled, and its two big pincers tore the big net hard.
At this time, Yu Wei, a boxing girl with a broken arm, suddenly burst out, caught Fu Yuling with one hand, ran into a small alley, and disappeared with a whoosh.
The lobster angrily waved the pliers and swept it hard, most of the houses in the small alley collapsed, and the roof of Wang Xiaohu's house was also gone......
Wang Xiaohu held his big bowl and raised his head to look: "Wow...... What a big lobster! ”