Chapter 5 The Flying Lobster

Before the roof was lifted, Wang Xiaohu and the others were preparing to eat. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

After two loud bangs, Wang Xiaohu said: "Leave him alone, let's eat first!" ”

Bai Jie just made a large table of dishes, including cabbage, celery, coriander, spinach, tomatoes, and tofu...... And a plate of shrimp.

"Wow! There's meat, I haven't eaten meat in a long time...... I really suffer with Xiaohu! Wu Ke happily peeled a shrimp.

After dipping some sauce and chewing a few bites in his mouth, Wu Ke's eyes lit up: "Hmm, it's delicious!" It's just a little too small, if only there were big lobsters. ”

Seeing that Wu Ke likes to eat the dishes she makes, Bai Jie is still very happy: "Now the meat on the market is not easy to buy, only these shrimps." Next time I'll get a little ready and treat you to a big meal! ”

Wu Kehu asked suspiciously: "You have nothing to do, are you trying to do wrong?" ”

Wu Ke turned his head to look at Wang Xiaohu and asked, "Do you have a crush on this bald head?" ”

Bai Jie had a black line: "Who has a fancy for this bald head!" I'm very good at fighting monsters, and I want to learn skills from him. ”

Wu Ke shook his head with a regretful face: "You can't learn his ability!" ”

Wu Ke has been living with Wang Xiaohu since he was sensible, and he still knows Wang Xiaohu very well.

Wang Xiaohu's ability is purely eaten, in the past, he was really full when he ate a steamed bun with "a big price and a low price, and a full tube", and at that time he was able to carry a bag of 50 kilograms of rice, and the life of the two of them could barely go on at that time.

Later, the inexplicable Wang Xiaohu's meal volume increased, and when he wanted to eat two steamed buns at a meal, he could carry 100 kilograms of things; You can carry 200 kilograms by eating three steamed buns, 400 kilograms for four steamed buns, and 800 kilograms for five steamed buns.

There's no pattern to this!

Wu Ke didn't graduate from elementary school, Wang Xiaohu's math teacher died early, and he was eaten by monsters after teaching addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, and neither of them knew how to calculate his strength value.

Anyway, as he eats more and more, life is becoming more and more embarrassing. I don't see much use for my strength.

And how to learn Wang Xiaohu's ability?

Learn how to eat more?

You can't eat him even if you die!

Bai Jie disagreed with Wu Ke's point of view, and imitated Wang Xiaohu's punching action: "He has a physical skill, right?" Physics skills can be learned with practice. I can give you money...... Lots of money, huh? ”

Hearing Bai Jie's words, Wu Ke's eyes lit up: "How much is a lot of money?" ”

"One hundred ......," Bai Jie said, "No, one hundred thousand!" ”

"Comrade Bai Jie! You're not doing that right! Wu Ke put down the shrimp he was holding in his hand and said with a serious expression, "Your attitude is a trick that you can't learn from your master!" ”

Wang Xiaohu said: "How can I have any ......?"

Wu Ke stared at him, and the two of them exchanged eye waves.

Wang Xiaohu: How can I have any tricks?

Wu Ke: Do you want to get out of poverty? Do you want to eat enough at every meal and have meat at every meal?

Wang Xiaohu: I want to ......

Wu Ke: Then you will listen to me and cooperate with me!

Wang Xiaohu: Okay......

After the two made eye contact, Wu Ke looked at Bai Jie seriously and said, "If you want to learn, you have to formally apprentice, you can call me Senior Sister in the future!" ”

Bai Jie: "Call you Senior Sister?" ”

Wu Ke patted his chest: "I started earlier than you, didn't you beat me just now?" ”

"You're a sneak attack!" Seeing Wu Ke pick up the bat again, Bai Jie hurriedly said, "But it's really powerful......

Wu Ke put down the bat: "If you want to apprentice, you have to ...... all the money Leave everything to the master! ”

Bai Jie clasped her hands on her chest and leaned back: "You are not cheating money and sex?" ”

Wu Ke: "I mean money!" Money and goods! ”

Bai Jie: "That's not good! ”

Wu Ke had a regretful expression on his face: "So you can't learn the master's tricks at all!" ”

Bai Jie: "Why? ”

Wu Ke shook his head and asked, "You want to learn the master's tricks, but have you carefully observed his old man?" ”

Bai Jie asked suspiciously, "Observation?" How to observe? ”

Wu Ke: "Take a closer look at what is valuable in this house?" ”

Bai Jie looked around: "There is no ...... at all"

Wu Ke: "Look at what he is wearing, what are the characteristics." ”

Bai Jie looked at Wang Xiaohu's shabby and patched clothes, and suddenly came to a conclusion: "Shabby!" ”

Wu Ke: "Look at his shoes. ”

Bai Jie looked down and took a closer look, the soles of Wang Xiaohu's shoes were worn out, two holes were also broken in the front, and the toes were exposed.

Bai Jie: "A poor ghost." ”

"That's right!" Wu Ke said happily, "If you were asked to describe him in one word, what would you choose?" ”

Bai Jie: "Poor." ”

Wu Ke: "Two words? ”

Bai Jie: "Poor ghost! ”

Wu Ke: "Four words? ”

Bai Jie: "Four words...... Proletariat? ”

"That's right! That is, the proletariat! Wu Ke said solemnly, "Why is he so strong, do you know?" ”

Wu Ke imitated Bai Jie's movements just now and made a punch gesture.

Bai Jie shook her head.

Wu Ke told her: "Because he represents the power of the broad proletariat!" ”

"Master, come and tell her, what is your trick called!" Wu Ke gave Wang Xiaohu a look.

It's a pity that Wang Xiaohu didn't receive her message, and asked suspiciously: "What's it called?" ”

"Bang!" Wu Ke slapped the table: "Call the iron fist of justice of the proletariat!" ”

Wang Xiaohu nodded: "Yes!" The iron fist of justice of the proletariat! ”

Wu Ke nodded and said to Bai Jie: "This is the iron fist of justice of the proletariat, you will never learn Bai Fumei!" Unless you donate all your possessions and become a proletarian fighter! ”

Bai Jie hesitated, and a voice suddenly came from the side: "I...... I want to learn. ”

Bai Jie hurriedly replied: "I also learn!" I'll apprentice first! ”

"Good!" Wu Ke slapped the table, "You will be the second senior sister in the future!" ”

She turned her head to look for the voice just now, and found that it was a non-mainstream girl who had woken up.

Wu Ke observed the non-mainstream girl and asked, "Are you awake...... What is your name? ”

Non-mainstream girl: "My name is Liu Jingsha." ”

Wu Ke: "Do you have any money?" ”

Liu Jingsha: "Yes." ”

Wu Ke: "There are a lot of them? ”

Liu Jingsha nodded.

She had a lot of money before she passed out - all in the car.

Wu Ke slapped the table: "Okay!" You can also learn. In fact, it doesn't matter how much money you have, the most important thing is to be sincere and dedicate all the money to the master! ”

The kitten lady raised her hand: "I...... I want to learn too! ”

Wu Ke's eyes swept over her: "Don't talk to pets who have no money!" ”

The kitten's ears immediately drooped......

At this moment, there was a sudden bang, and the roof was lifted off.

"It's a big lobster...... Wang Xiaohu put down the bowl, "I'll catch it and cook it!" ”

Wu Ke said: "Come on, master! Show your iron fist of proletarian justice! ”

Wang Xiaohu nodded, jumped onto the roof wall, and asked the lobster: "You demolished the roof of my house?" ”

The lobster angrily swung his pliers and smashed them at Wang Xiaohu, Wang Xiaohu reached out to hold the lobster's pincers, but the wall under his feet couldn't bear it at all, and he was smashed to the ground by the lobster from the wall.

"Meow" The little cat mother was frightened and didn't know where to run.

All three girls escaped in disarray, but the freshly cooked meal had already been smashed flat along with the table.

The lobster asked, "How about I dismantle it?" I also demolished your house. ”

Wang Xiaohu looked back and saw that his house was in ruins.

Bai Jie's face was pale: "What a strong monster!" Do you want to run away from ......? ”

Wu Ke: "Shouldn't I use it?" You have to believe in the master......"

Liu Jingsha: "I think the master should be able to fight, otherwise why should I give money?" ”

The lobster pulled the pliers, but the pliers did not move at all, and was caught by Wang Xiaohu.

The lobster let out a "huh", raised another pincer and smashed it, and the six armed swords stabbed Wang Xiaohu directly.

Wang Xiaohu has completely rammed: dare to flip the table while I am eating!

He lifted it hard, and the lobster flew into the sky with a "whoosh".

The three girls opened their mouths in an O-shape and watched in amazement as the huge lobster flew higher and higher......

Wu Ke came back to his senses and hurriedly reminded Wang Xiaohu: "Iron Fist of Justice!" Iron Fist of Justice! ”

Wang Xiaohu: "Oh...... Right! ”

Quickly put on a pose - the whole person looked back at the sky, his left palm propped up to the sky, and his right hand clenched his fist and put it away, ready to wait for the lobster to fall and smash it with one punch.

However, a minute passed, and there was only one solitary sun in the sky......

Wu Ke: "Why don't you fall off yet?" ”

Bai Jie: "......"

Liu Jingsha: "......"

Three minutes passed......

Wu Ke: "Did you escape?" ”

Bai Jie: "......"

Liu Jingsha: "I think it has broken through the second cosmic velocity." ”

Five minutes passed, Wang Xiaohu embarrassedly retracted the poss, touched his scalp and said: "Na, this shrimp is too weak, it doesn't dare to fall in the sky, it grows wings and flies away......"