Chapter 458: Liu Xian is like an eyebrow
Thinking of the occasional drop of chrysanthemums, I didn't get angry, so I shook the insect in my hand vigorously and asked: "You said that your insect is helping that young man, I accept this explanation for the time being, but what if the worm is going to attack me behind my back?" ”
"Uncle Shi, I really don't blame me for this. You must know that your spiritual power is golden, and for those of us who practice to get a little bit of your spiritual power, it will be the same as eating ginseng fruit.
Moreover, as you can see, this insect is so far away from me, and I haven't absorbed pure yang true qi to practice for many days, so it is understandable that the insect occasionally gets out of my control. Bai Guangyuan replied with widening eyes.
It seems that Ya's answer is reasonable, so I plan to return the bug in my hand to him. At this moment, I heard a woman's voice in the distance, "Don't pay him back, Uncle Shi, he's a bad person!" ”
I hurriedly put the worm back in my hand, and I saw a woman crawling from far and near, and it seemed that the voice just came from her.
I looked at the woman in front of me carefully, and I saw that this thing was spiky everywhere. At a glance, Nima has a virtue with the snake demon in the gourd baby. But when I looked down, I realized that this guy was a snake demon, because the lower half of her body was actually the tail of a snake.
I saw this snake girl quickly come to my approach, and I was so frightened that I concentrated all my spiritual power on my feet, and if I made any moves, I would definitely run away as soon as possible.
But what I never expected was that after the snake girl came to me, she actually made a gesture of great luck for me, and after getting up, she said to me in her sharp voice: "Uncle Shi, I was entrusted by Wong Tai Sin in Xia Liu Rumei (pseudonym) and lived in this mountain for many years. A few days ago, Uncle Huang Daxian calculated that Uncle Shi would have a catastrophe in the near future, and the special little one was here early to welcome Uncle Shi's arrival.
But I didn't want to meet Bai Guangyuan, a scum who ate inside and out, I was afraid that Uncle Shi would be deceived by him, so I showed up to tell Uncle Shi, and I hope that Uncle Shi will help me take down this scum and return peace to our demon world. ”
To be honest, this little girl speaks with a crepe and crepe dripping, which is very good for my appetite, but when I see the snake tail on her lower body, I always feel weird.
So, I pinched the insect in my hand and asked Bai Guangyuan, "What the hell is going on?" ”
To be honest, what I actually want to ask most is not this question, but I plan to ask Liu Rumei, how did you live a married life with your husband after you grew up like this?
It's the same joke: two fishermen go out to fish, and one of them catches a mermaid with a beautiful upper body, like a special Sophie Marceau, but the fisherman looks at it and throws it back into the sea. Another fisherman angrily asked, "Why?" The fisherman who caught the mermaid was very clever and asked rhetorically, "How?"
I just want to know How, not Why. haha, I really responded to the sentence, "Hooligans are not scary, but they are afraid that hooligans are educated!" "I'm so proud!
Unexpectedly, Bai Guangyuan didn't answer my question, but pointed at Liu Rumei with his little short arm and scolded: "You stinky little slut, don't stay on your own mountain, you actually ran to my territory to spread wild, uncle, don't be bewitched by her, this snake demon does a lot of evil on weekdays, it can be said that it has long been the anger of people and gods." This time she appeared in front of Uncle Shi, definitely for your spiritual power, Uncle Shi, I am bothered to return the insects to me, I will destroy her instead of the mountain god, and it can be regarded as a harm to the local creatures! ”
Nima, this hedgehog spirit is definitely "Sailor Moon" too much, what do you want to represent to destroy whom, isn't this the classic line of Sailor Moon in the anime, "I want to destroy you on behalf of the moon!" ”
Thinking of this, I looked up at the sky and found that there was really a moon tonight, no wonder I had to work so hard to go up the mountain, this Nima is definitely a source of water and a tree with roots, everything happens for a reason!
I was planning it here, and I saw the snake demon Liu Rumei quickly glide in front of the hedgehog spirit Bai Guangyuan, and poked out Ya's Qianqian jade finger and turned it into a hand knife, piercing the other party's heart.
At that time, I remember that there was a yellow song called "Eight Consecutive Kills", and the little sao hooves who sang were called Su Yan, and the song was a hit on YY, and the snake girl Liu Rumei's hand was inserted into the other party's chest, so I decided to apply the lyrics in "Eight Consecutive Kills", calling this trick five poisonous slaps! Very good, very vivid!
Looking at Bai Guangyuan again, he directly shrunk himself into a ball, and Ya's non-mainstream clothes actually swelled up in an instant, erecting thorns one by one, just waiting for Liu Rumei's five poisonous slaps to hit him.
Well, I still have to use a song to describe Bai Guangyuan's moves, that is, "Sister is an Old Chinese Medicine Doctor". Don't look at Liu Rumei's five poisonous slapping techniques, when encountering Bai Guangyuan, an old Chinese medicine doctor who specializes in bragging, Liu Rumei has no way at all.
I saw the snake girl Liu Rumei starting to circle around Bai Guangyuan, it seemed that she was looking for the other party's weakness, or she knew where Ya's weakness was, but she couldn't start. As for the hedgehog spirit Bai Guangyuan, he has been facing Liu Rumei with his back, so it can be said that he does not leave any opportunity to the other party, and the two are deadlocked.
After going around more than a dozen times, Liu Rumei shouted at me: "Uncle Shi, you are making a move, if you wait for this scum to cultivate enough spirits, I'm afraid I won't be able to beat him." ”
And the hedgehog spirit Bai Guangyuan shouted angrily: "Uncle Shi, don't listen to her, hurry up and let go of my worm, I want to kill this snake demon to show my innocence." ”
"Uncle Shi, that bug must not be given to him, once this scum gets the bug, you and I will not be able to beat him." The snake girl hurriedly said to me.
I quickly analyzed the current situation and came to the following conclusion: At present, there are one person and two demons here, according to the saying of the Three Kingdoms, I am the lord, and the remaining two goblins, one is a thief, and the other is a traitor.
At the moment, both of them want me to help and unite with me to eliminate the other. The problem is that no matter which side I destroy, the remaining goblin may become my enemy.
And the bugs in my hands should be weapons of mass destruction, so I can't return the bugs in my hands to the hedgehog spirits anyway, I can only watch these two goblins kill each other. I'm sorry, my brother is not a good person, but my brother is definitely a good lord, haha!
After a stalemate of more than ten minutes, the hedgehog spirit found that I really had no intention of returning the bugs, so he shouted: "Uncle, be careful!" ”
After shouting, watch all the thorns on this thing's body shoot out. This Nima hates me, you must know that the other party's thorns are all over the back, and now they are curled up in a ball, this special shot out, it is really 180 degrees without dead ends.
Luckily, I remember that there was a small dirt pit where I had just climbed up, so I jumped straight into the dirt pit with the bug in my hand. As soon as I jumped in, the other party's thorn flew past my head, which was really thrilling. I can see it, Bai Guangyuan, you are definitely a thief in sheep's clothing!
to be continued