Let's start with this thing. The reason why the other party is a thing is entirely because I can't see that there is a little bit of human appearance.

Small eyes, small like sesame seeds, if you don't look carefully, you can't see it at all; The pointed nose looks the same as Pinocchio in "Pinocchio", but I don't know if the nose will get longer when Ya lies; The ears are also small, but they are the same as normal ears, but they are many circles smaller; The mouth is ridiculously big, and it almost reaches the root of the ear, and he looks like a foodie.

She has a rickety body, like a seventy or eighty person, and has long legs and short hands, I doubt that if the girl's head is itchy, whether the little short arms can reach it, and it must not be itched to death. The most bizarre thing is that Ya is actually wearing a non-mainstream dress. Hang the thorns one by one on your back, how do you look like a fool, no, it's popular to call this kind of person Kill Matt, haha!

And then there is the other party who actually called me uncle when they met, the seniority is indeed very high, the question is that which one can accept such a second-class apprentice? My head raced around a few times, and I didn't expect that among the people I knew, who would take in such an apprentice.

So, I cleared my throat and asked, "Tell me honestly, why am I your uncle?" ”

This guy didn't get angry at all, and began to explain to me in detail what was going on.

"Wong Tai Sin must be known to you, right?" The other party asked me rhetorically with almost negligible little eyes.

"Yes, what's wrong?" The more I listened, the more confused I became.

"Huang Daxian is my uncle's ancestor, and Cao Cao is Huang Taixian's apprentice, and you are Cao Cao's brother, according to the seniority, I have to call you uncle!" This product makes my head a little dizzy, but after careful consideration, you really have to call me uncle.

I thought about it for a long time, after all, Huang Tai Sin was kind to me and Lao Cao, if it was his protégé, how could he save some face for the other party, so he asked in a softened voice: "Tell me what this worm is about?" ”

As soon as I finished speaking, I saw that the other party said to me with a bitter face: "Oh, this is a long story." ”

"Don't talk nonsense, what's your name, what's going on, and your broken worm weishenme scourge students, tell me what's going on." I was really afraid that the other party would not finish grinding, so my expression returned to serious and asked again.

"The small is the white fairy in this mountain, the mountain god named me Bai Guangsheng, I have been practicing in this mountain for more than 100 years, and by chance I met the guidance of the immortals, so that I could transform into a half-human form, as long as I can practice for a few hundred years, I can completely transform into a complete human form."

When the other party mentioned Wong Tai Sin, I guessed that the other party might be a guy in the Five Immortals, and after the other party reported to his family, I knew that Ya Te was a hedgehog spirit, but he didn't practice at home. No wonder Ya is not human now, and hedgehogs are not hedgehogs.

"Although the environment is not good now, and the pollution is also serious, I have cultivated to this level on this mountain, and the mountain god is kind to me, so I don't plan to leave this place. But recently, I don't know where the soul came from, and in one breath, I sucked away all the yang energy that could be used for our cultivation within a radius of a hundred miles, and we immortals who cultivated often fought for a little bit of yang energy.

I couldn't beat them, so I had to find another way, so I used my own Yuan Fetus to breed this worm and went down the mountain to collect the yang energy from humans for me. But it's definitely not harmful, uncle, I can swear to God about this. The other party said with a serious face.

No, I saw this bug in the hospital and almost killed the student, this thing actually said that it wasn't harmful, thinking of this, I said viciously: "You fart!" Take what I saw in the hospital just now, your bug was lying on the head of other students, and everyone who sucked it was bleeding, and said that it was not harmful, but you explained it to me? ”

Seeing that my spiritual power swelled out with anger, this hedgehog named Bai Guangyuan hurriedly explained: "Uncle Shi, don't be angry, don't be angry!" Listen to me explain to you:

That kid's yang energy is too heavy, either the ghost presses the bed, or he sees some ghosts and monsters, and it's not just that simple to see, but also always possessed by those bad guys and does something involuntarily.

This time, I sent my own Yuan Fetus out to look for a human being with heavy yang energy, and I accidentally found that the child was possessed by the unjust soul, and I thought that the unjust soul was also possessed because the child's yang energy was too heavy, so I used the Yuan Fetus to suck away some of the child's yang energy, so that the unjust soul could leave early.

But I didn't think about it, not only did the unjust soul not go, but in the child's body compared with my original fetus, if my original fetus lost, it had to be turned into nourishment for the unjust soul, if it won, the unjust soul will be scattered. But no matter what kind of outcome it is, it is not what I want, the former will consume several years of my cultivation, and the latter will violate the peace of heaven, and I will die in a hurry at that time.

Moreover, the soul and my primordial fetus are both fighting in the student's body, so that the student's body will produce seven-hole bleeding, which really doesn't blame me. Fortunately, Uncle Shi helped in time and drove away the unjust souls, otherwise the consequences would be really unimaginable. ”

Why did I get more and more confused the more I listened, so I hurriedly asked: "Didn't you say that if the yang qi is heavy, the ghosts dare not approach, then weishenme, the student with heavy yang qi, will still be possessed by the unjust soul?" ”

After hearing this, Bai Guangyuan let out a sigh of relief, and explained helplessly: "Uncle Shi, Yang Qi is divided into two types: pure Yang True Qi that can be cultivated and human vitality. Ghosts are afraid of people's anger and like pure yang true qi that can be cultivated.

The kid just mentioned, all his anger is automatically transformed into pure yang true qi, which is related to his physique, if my guess is correct, this should be innate. But Uncle Shi should know that if a person's anger is too weak, he will be weak and sickly, and under normal circumstances, a person's pure yang true qi will turn into anger, so that human beings can resist the invasion of various ghosts and monsters, or improve their own immunity.

Let's just say that women are particularly easy to provoke those ghosts and monsters, because women's own anger is relatively weak, and there are fewer people with women's own physique, even if a woman's own pure yang qi is transformed into anger, it will be lost with the days of menstruation.

But this boy you met in the hospital is just the opposite of ordinary people, if he continues to be angry like this and turns into pure yang true qi, I'm afraid this child will not live to be thirty years old, and he will run out of oil and die, so I am helping this child, not harming this child! ”

Nima, I've seen such a wordy, but I've never seen such a wordy! Talking so much nonsense, and it's not logical at all, it's hard to listen to. It's angry again, it's pure yang and true anger, and it's a big aunt for the little master, to put it bluntly, isn't it that you, the disgusting Bala worm, are learning from Lei Feng to do good deeds, what are you doing with those useless things.

Can you be hairy, your broken worm wants to my chrysanthemum?

to be continued