When everyone saw us, they couldn't react for a while! Because we had money, we not only changed into brand new robes, but also brought wigs and changed styles, and for a while, everyone thought we were another group. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Hey! Dao Chief, move the land! If I used to, I might have been able to eat in the local and county areas, but now I'm afraid I can't! A bold gangster suddenly shouted, and everyone echoed him.

At that time, we didn't react to what was going on, and Chinese New Year's Eve asked, "Donor, why can't the poor Dao set up a dojo here?" ”

"Because we now have a living immortal in our land and county! Who will ask you to do the work? ”

"Huh? Living immortals? ”

"Yes, living immortals! Honorific number Chinese New Year's Eve real person! ”

"Huh? It's Chinese New Year's Eve! ”

Everyone was shocked, and some people said: "You are a miscellaneous cow nose, but you are bold, you dare to pretend to be the Taoist chief of Chinese New Year's Eve at this time?" Aren't you afraid that the living gods will use a spell and make a diarrhea or something? ”

"Don't be afraid! The poor road is Chinese New Year's Eve, why do you want to give yourself a spell and play tricks on yourself? ”

"Less bragging! Chinese New Year's Eve Taoist chief is frugal and simple, wearing this old Taoist robe, leading two identical Taoist children, many of us have seen it! ”

"The donor said that the Taoist boy, but he?" Chinese New Year's Eve pulled me in front, and I moved in exactly the same pace as my replicant, walking in front of everyone and turning around!

"Huh? Really! ”

"However, on Chinese New Year's Eve, there are three people in total, why are there eight people now!?"

It's Chinese New Year's Eve, and we all sit cross-kneeled according to his instructions, close our eyes and minds, and ignore everything.

Chinese New Year's Eve said with a smile: "In fact, these two are exactly the same, not the little Dao boy of the poor Dao, but the junior brother of the poor Dao!" In fact, it's not two people, it's one person! It's just that the doppelganger method is used, and it is divided into two bodies! Today here are the five junior disciples of the poor road and the poor road, a junior sister, the poor road and other seven people, in the deep mountains of Shuzhong to practice, often in the vicinity for the people to do something within their ability, because every shot, must use the sword, is in the Shuzhong channel and other seven people are called 'Shushan Seven Swords'! Recently, Poor Dao and others have traveled here, and Poor Dao and Duanyang Senior Brother are fast, and they are the first few days, so you donors only saw Poor Dao and Duanyang Senior Brother a few days ago......"

"It's really a real person on Chinese New Year's Eve! Shen was the first to go to the real person to ask the hexagram, the dignity of the real person, Shen naturally remembered, but there was a little change in the real person's outfit today! The shopkeeper of the pawnshop suddenly squeezed out of the crowd, and when he saw that everyone didn't believe it, he immediately testified!

It seems that even Shopkeeper Shen now seems to believe that we are real warlocks! His eyes were full of respect, although the monk handed over our bottom and plate to Shen Shopkeeper for the first time when he was asking for those old deeds, but after Shen Shopkeeper saw the skills of Chinese New Year's Eve, he has now selectively ignored the section that we are just shameless swaggers and liars, he follows the trend of the masses and believes that we are living immortals!

When the shopkeeper Shen said, everyone slammed and squeezed towards us, everyone shouted and asked to sign a hexagram, to pray for peace, to ask for grandchildren, to see the feng shui of the yin house, to see the feng shui of the yang house, all kinds of appeals, chattering like a sparrow meeting!

Chinese New Year's Eve tried to yell to maintain order, but everyone scrambled to be the first, and the scene was a little chaotic for a while. We don't know what to do.

At this time, Chongyang stood up, secretly gave each of us a small pill, and quietly ordered us to eat it! Then, she drew her sword, muttered a word, and suddenly flicked her wrist to the crowd!

Then, he pulled out his pistol and fired a shot into the sky, the sound of the pistol was huge, and it shocked everyone for a while, Chongyang smiled: "Donors, if you are disobedient, you will squeeze like this again!" Everyone is going to be punished like the most fierce of them! ”

As soon as Chongyang's words were finished, suddenly a dozen or so people crowded in front shouted together: "Ouch! It's not good, my stomach hurts! ”

More than a dozen people called out, and everyone looked at each other and realized that something was wrong! Immediately beg for mercy.

"A real man spares his life! My stomach hurts......"

"Ouch! Something in my stomach ......"

However, after a few words, more than a dozen people suddenly turned around and ran, and at the same time there was a pungent stench!

This hand is beautiful! For a while, the crowd hulala retreated, for fear that they would also be tricked!

"Let's get in line! Consciously queue up! "On Chinese New Year's Eve, I put my hand behind my back, quietly gave Chongyang a thumbs up, and organized everyone to line up!

Everyone saw that someone had a stomachache when they were hit, and they realized that the majesty of the gods could not be offended, and for a while, they ran away timidly, and some even left directly! Of course, there are also some stupid and bold people, and this type of people is in front!

"This is the most interesting way to queue up when I've grown so big, not according to the first come, not according to the height of the height, but according to the size of the guts, coo-coo......" Zou Shanhu whispered, while holding back a laugh and making a cooing sound.

"Seriously, seriously! Don't be hippie and smile......" Zou Jianglong admonished his younger brother.

At this time, Chinese New Year's Eve spoke and said, "Dear donors, anyone who asks for a sign today, you can answer it on the spot!" For others who need to leave the Dharma field, they will only register here, and they will be solved one by one from tomorrow onwards in order of priority! However, the poor road has words first, and the miraculous power of the poor road cannot make people get something for nothing, cannot bring people back to life, and cannot be exhaustive to the point of exhaustion...... In short, the way of heaven is good, the way of heaven rewards diligence, God has the virtue of a good life, the poor way can only go with the sky, not against the sky, so some delusional people, greedy and vicious, people with poor conduct, please make a calculation in your heart as soon as possible, the poor way encounters such people, not only is it inconvenient, but also will punish the ......"

As soon as these words came out, Hula La lost some people! Rao is like this, the team is still too long to see!

"Of course, revealing the heavenly opportunity, changing one's life and praying for blessings, etc., are actually against the will of heaven, so the poor Dao must do some good deeds to make up for the damage of the Heavenly Dao, which is to be the benefactor, but those who ask for it must take out some silver and let the poor Dao and others make merit! According to the size of the disobedience of heaven, the amount of silver charged per person varies from tael, but the minimum amount cannot be less than ten taels...... Those whose families are in difficulty and need to be helped by the poor can not be charged silver taels after verification! ”

I feel the alpacas running in my heart! This god stick, Nima has a minimum consumption!

However, it is okay that as soon as this statement comes out, those who regard the matter of asking for help from us as a chicken rib will automatically evacuate! Ten taels of silver is equivalent to nearly two thousand yuan in our world, and it is not a small amount, it is not a big deal, who is willing to spend this unjust money! It's a large part of the people who are gone!

The people who stay now are either really in need of help, or they do have a few spare money, and it doesn't matter if you spend it!

That's what you want! Do the first group of people a favor and make the second type of money!

Now, the team can finally see the end, and it looks like there are more than a hundred people! What kind of people are these two kinds of people, with them on their faces, those who are really anxious for help, with an anxious look, and those who are waiting to spend money to see the excitement, with a comfortable face!

Chinese New Year's Eve starts to get busy! In fact, most of the people who ask for signatures and ask for a sign are holding a skeptical attitude to test the truth or falsehood, and now the Chinese New Year's Eve is famous, and it really can't be fake, so there are not many people asking for signatures today, but some are losing people, things, predicting directions, return dates, and so on; A large part of the people are praying for blessings and disasters, looking at feng shui, and cleaning up unclean things......