Chapter 133: The Adventures of the Divine Stick 9

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The seven of us all dressed up, Chongyang's makeup skills are very clever, and when we put on the robes, carry the long sword, and whisk the dust in our hands, we will look a little fairy!

I have read a lot of novels, and I know Master Jin Yong's Quanzhen Seven Sons, and now we are also seven people, but we can't be called Quanzhen Seven Sons, because the old monk told us that this Dafu Dynasty, the Quanzhen Daomen does exist, if you pretend to be like this, you will inevitably be noticed by those bulls, and you will be exposed when you check it, so it is better not to provoke them.

So, I had an idea, thought of Shu Mountain, and said, "Let's call it Shu Mountain Seven Sword Immortals!" ”

Everyone laughed and agreed. This time, we set out and walked to the county seat.

"Hahahaha, I Zou Shanhu never dreamed that I would become a Taoist priest! Duanyang is talking every day, this world is fake! I finally realize now that this world is indeed fake......" Zou Shanhu felt ridiculous, looking at his wide robe and big sleeves along the way, laughing nonstop.

"Whatever! It doesn't matter if it's true or false, if it comes, it's safe! Now it's all about the fight for survival! Zou Jianglong said, "Huzi, after going down the mountain, settle down a little!" Among us, the real god stick is the Chinese New Year's Eve of others, the family has a deep education, all the things that are pretended, just leave it to him, don't pretend to understand those who don't understand, once the stuffing is revealed, we can only run away......"

Everyone laughed, and Chinese New Year's Eve smiled: "Jiang Long is right about this!" From now on, everything is decided by me, and you just look at your nose and nose, so pretend to be high! ”

Zhongyuan was unwilling to be lonely, and said: "Actually, we still have a very good advantage in psychology for this pretending to be a ghost, we can use mind reading and hypnotism to know the past, and we can also cure diseases, and we can predict the future in the distance......"

Shangyuan interrupted Zhongyuan's words and said, "Little brother, don't show off, do everything according to what Chinese New Year's Eve says!" ”

"But it's possible!"

Chinese New Year's Eve said, "This is indeed possible!" In fact, the so-called witchcraft, I think to a large extent is the combination of prediction and psychology, of course, there is also a certain idealistic astronomy, as well as some qigong, pharmacology, chemistry, physics, and so on knowledge, is our ancestors tempered the human body, exercised the mind, accumulated all aspects of knowledge and experience, comprehensive mixed together to form a strange magic, this thing is mysterious, of course, there are many things that are not clear, but, what Zhongyuan said, I agree! ”

"In fact, many people who are sick through witchcraft, Taoism, and yin-yang magic are sometimes miraculously cured, and I think it should be the method of suggesting with the heart, which stimulates the potential of the human body, and the immune system works efficiently, producing an effect......

"Yes, yes, yes!" Zhong Yuan smiled.

"In this way, in the future, if it involves any problem that needs to be solved with clever psychological knowledge, you two brothers will take the lead!" Chinese New Year's Eve said.

"Uh-huh, it should be a division of labor! I would like to add, but when it comes to chemistry, pharmacology, and biology, Chongyang will be released; But when it comes to Qimen Dunjia, organ news, weird formations, etc., I will take the horse; Anything that involves witchcraft and advanced physics is Chinese New Year's Eve; Of course, in terms of psychology, Shangyuan and Zhongyuan are out of the horse; The Zou brothers are in charge of security, and when they encounter violence, you two go out! I made a rough division of labor and continued, "Of course, the specifics, the specifics, sometimes the situations that happen, we can't even think of now, and in such a world that feels fake! ”

Everyone unanimously agreed with my proposal, and we walked to the county seat with confidence.

The old monk Shiyun had money, he was very busy, and made an agreement with Ximen Qingzhi, a medicinal material merchant in the county and county, but if the monk prescribed the prescription, Ximen Qingzhi's pharmacy only grabbed the medicine and kept the account, and did not collect the money, waiting for the monk to settle the bill at the end of the month! In this way, the monk set up a stall of free clinics on the street, although the government of this world does not investigate the issue of medical qualifications, but like the monk this kind of Jianghu doctors, the rich and noble people do not look at it, but all the people who come to diagnose the disease, are poor people who have no money, the monk does not take a penny, but can rejuvenate the news of the rejuvenation, and slowly spread among the poor neighborhoods, for a time the poor and sick people from all over the world gathered, many beggars, vagabonds, fallen scholars, rangers, etc., all lined up to go to the monk to see a doctor......

The news of Miss Huang's rescue has spread! But the rumored version is quite different from the actual situation!

The rumored version is this: Chinese New Year's Eve is a true immortal with the ability to penetrate the heavens! Four years ago, Miss Huang was taken by a yellow skin essence who had been cultivated for thousands of years, and was imprisoned in a deserted courtyard. Until a few days ago, the real person on Chinese New Year's Eve appeared by chance, and was invited to the mansion by Huang Xiaoming, the next person of the Huang family, with the mentality of giving it a try, in everyone's suspicious eyes, the real person on Chinese New Year's Eve made a trigram, the trigram showed that Miss Huang was still alive, but it was in danger, and the trigram also pointed out the direction, and the real person on Chinese New Year's Eve no longer paid attention to everyone, drew his sword and immediately rushed to the ancient courtyard that was predicted, and encountered the yellow skin spirit swinging into the ecstasy array, in a misty yellow mist, all living creatures fainted. On Chinese New Year's Eve, the real person pinched a poison avoidance spell, and according to the predicted direction, he finally found the yellow skin essence! The yellow skin essence was shocked! Jumped up and pounced on the real person, who swung his sword to parry; The yellow skin essence made an iron mace, the real person made a Xuantie seven-star sword, and the two divine weapons rolled up the wind and clouds for a while, only to kill the sky and the earth...... In the end, the real person urged the five thunder spells of Tiangang, attracting countless lightning, the thunder rumbled, and the lightning rubbed the ground and slashed straight to the yellow-skinned monster, which was also a little crooked, so that the most filthy horse-riding cloth between heaven and earth to avoid lightning, the real person looked at it, chanted the spell, sent a huge golden eagle to pounce over, and took away the riding cloth of the yellow-skinned monster, the yellow-skinned monster was shocked, and wanted to run away, but did not want the real person to cover the ground with golden light, the ground was as hard as iron for a while, and the ground could not be escaped, and the yellow-skinned monster was so anxious that it turned around, and a lightning clicked down, The yellow-skinned monster was scorched when it landed, revealing its original form...... The real person defeated the Huang Ziwei and rescued the Miss Huang family who was taken away! Fortunately, Miss Huang is still patient, and in the past four years, the yellow skin monster has been patient, waiting for Miss Huang to change her mind, and she has never used force, so Miss Huang is still complete......

When I heard this wonderful rumor, I was impressed by this joker for a while......

However, the rumor actually said that this is the real fact, the original form of the yellow-skinned monster is still on display at the gate of the City God Temple!

The seven of us were very curious, and went to the gate of the City God Temple to take a look, and sure enough, we saw a charred animal carcass! However, no matter how you look at it, it looks like Ah Huang next door, where does it look like a weasel all the time......

Gossip is not enough, and such rumors spread rapidly for a while, and when we once again set up banners and set up hexagram stalls in the original place, a situation happened that we did not expect!