Chapter 302: Expulsion

The two dog men and women in the house put down the meat in their hands as they spoke, hugged each other and walked to the bedside, and after a while, there was a "snapping" sound of the dog licking the gruel. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

I quickly jumped off the shoulder of the second fat, I was afraid that I would not be able to stand it if I peeked again.

"What's going on inside?" Er Fat asked curiously. "What about fighting!" I whispered a word and pulled him away, I didn't lie, goblins fights are fights.

went out to eat some skewers, and the second fat touched his bulging belly, and fell asleep comfortably on the bed. It didn't take long for the earth-shattering snoring to sound. I was just about to get up and shut the mouth of this thing, when I suddenly felt a faint mana fluctuation coming from outside the door, which was very similar to the fluctuations on the bodies of those stove princes, and there were immortals?

I quickly lay down again, closed my eyes, and snored softly. The door creaked open, and two dark shadows crept in. I squinted and saw that it was the guru and her concubine.

"Why are you so interested in these two guys?" The concubine asked in a low voice, this guy is really jealous.

"I just saw them today and I thought it wasn't easy, I used that old thing to test my baby at dinner, these two people reacted, not ordinary people." Guru Lianxiang said as he took out what looked like a glass ball from his pocket, "This is a Buddha bone, which can predict good and bad fortune and probe aura. ”

Master Lianxiang took the Buddha bone and walked to the head of the second fat, and said silently in his mouth, the Buddha bone emitted some pale white light, and it shook twice in the air and suddenly turned red. "Sure enough, it has mana, and it's still fire-based. Can be cultivated. ”

With a smug smile on his face, Master Lianxiang put the Buddha bone on my head again, the Buddha bone still emitted a pale white light first, I squinted my eyes and looked at it secretly, I don't know what color it will be?

The white light flashed and went out, what was going on? Master Lianxiang was also stunned, "It's strange, I've never seen this like this. She repeated the incantation, and the light of the Buddha's bones flickered and went out.

"Could it be that this kid is the devil?" The concubine boy whispered.

"It's not a good place to come anyway." Master Lianxiang shook his head, and the two of them looked at each other and quietly retreated.

Early the next morning, we were woken up by a knock on the door, "Hurry up, after breakfast, we should set off to worship the Yutamhara flower, I heard that the Living Buddha is also back today, you two are really lucky, I have not seen the Living Buddha in the sect for three years." Sister Lan said with a wistful expression.

Following her to the restaurant, I found that Mr. Li hadn't come yet, and just wanted to ask, I heard a noisy voice, "The living Buddha is here!" The Living Buddha is here! ”

The restaurant was suddenly in a mess, some people were in a hurry to kneel, some were happily scurrying all over the ground, and some people were cloaked and hugged the people around them and cried.

"Silence!" Master Lianxiang suddenly appeared and shouted loudly, "How can the Living Buddha come to enlighten and wait, how can he be so presumptuous and lose his physique? ”

When everyone heard this, they quickly knelt down with their hands folded one by one. A big white fat man wearing a yellow lama hat, wearing a big red robe, and holding a dusty handle in his hand, walked out with a swaying under the support of several bewitching beauties.

"Disciples, it is a blessing for my true Buddha sect to reappear in the world, and it is a confirmation of my lotus life and Buddha's enlightenment, and I will lead everyone to worship the holy flower in a while, and at the same time I will accept a few disciples who have fate."

As soon as the white fat man's words were finished, there was an uproar at the bottom. "Living Buddha, the disciple is the most pious!" An old man with a white beard shouted loudly. "Li Lao Liu, you are an old immortal, didn't you complain last month that the Living Buddha only knows how to charge fees, and does not purify all the faithful?" An old lady stood up and shouted, "Living Buddha, our whole family is a believer in the True Buddha Sect, and I hope the Living Buddha will see it!" The two old men and old ladies suddenly tore apart.

"Shut up!" The white fat man shouted angrily, "Everyone who believes in my true Buddha sect is brothers and sisters, how can there be infighting?" Whether you can be my personal disciple depends on whether you have fate or not. ”

The two people who were still glaring angrily just now immediately shut up. Master Lianxiang glanced at everyone and whispered a few words in the ear of the Living Buddha.

The Living Buddha was stunned for a moment, then pointed to Er Fat and said, "This monk, I see that you have a lot of wisdom roots, and I want to accept you as a personal disciple, I don't know if you are willing?" ”

The second fat was stunned when he heard this. Sister Lan hurriedly pinched him, "Boy, hurry up and thank the Living Buddha, how many people dream of being a disciple of the Living Buddha." ”

The second fat looked at me, and I nodded. He hurriedly knelt on the ground and kowtowed a few times to the living Buddha. The Living Buddha smiled and stretched out his hand to touch the top of Erfat's head, "Get up, from today onwards you will be my true Buddha sect's personal disciple, and tonight I will let the Buddhist girl who is the teacher give you an initiation." The Living Buddha pointed to the two delicate women behind her.

When the two women heard this, their faces showed a hint of charm, they covered their mouths and laughed "hehehe", their thin waists like water snakes twisted restlessly, and the pair of white rabbits on their chests also kept shaking.

The second fat eye was straight, and I saw this thing swallow a mouthful of saliva violently, "That's really thank you Living Buddha!" ”

This rammed goods! I have to tell Yao about today! This living Buddha is too, I am such a talented protagonist standing here, he can't look down on it, but he picked such an uncompetitive guy as Erfat. Of course, I just want to penetrate into the enemy's interior, and I definitely don't covet the beauty of these two Buddha women, and I advise you to remember this.

I was angry when the Living Buddha suddenly looked at me, and I said, well, it's impossible for him not to see that I'm such a standout character. "This benefactor, your qualifications are mediocre, and you have sins in your previous life, and you have no relationship with the Buddha, you can leave now!" Before I could speak, a few strong men picked me up and walked out, and when I reached the door, I threw it hard, and I fell on the ground on all fours.

Damn, the Yutan Bora flower hasn't been seen yet, so it's been driven out, isn't it in vain?

"Dididi," a text message rang on my phone. When I took it out, I saw that it was a fat man: "Viagra, I have penetrated into the enemy." Set off an hour later, the address is 101, Building 1, Xiangyang Community. "This kid is okay, I didn't let the beauty fascinate me, I decided that if this kid was willing to call me when he was initiated, I would spare him like this and not report to Yao.