Take a taxi to Xiangyang Community, which is an old community, which looks dilapidated from the outside, and many houses have fallen off the walls. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info in addition to the elderly and children in the community, basically no young adults.

"Uncle, where is the building?" I politely asked the old man who was playing chess at the door.

"Go along the main road, and the most lively building is it." The old man stared at the chessboard with a frown, and said without raising his head.

"Thank you. Jump off the horse and pedal on his car. "I kindly made a move and turned around and walked towards the community. The old man slapped his thigh, "yes, why didn't I think of this trick!" ”

I said that the old man said that the most lively, before he came to the front, I heard all kinds of Sanskrit sounds, some chanting the Great Compassion Mantra, some reciting the Diamond Sutra, and a few Taoist priests shouting, "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable." ”

"Niubi, this is the holy flower of our Buddhist family, what are you here to make a fuss?" An old monk in a saffron robe pointed at the old Taoist priest and scolded.

"Bald donkey, don't you understand such a simple truth that Buddha is the Tao? Didn't you talk about it all day long, why did you look like it again? Lao Dao smiled narrowly and touched the crown of his hair and said.

When several monks heard this, their eyes were furious, and they shouted at the Taoist priests, "Ox nose, cow nose!" He scolded.

Not to be outdone, the Taoist priests touched their hair with their hands one by one, "Old bald donkey, old bald donkey!" He scolded back.

Do it, I'm in a hurry, can scolding work alone? After looking at it for a while, both sides didn't mean to do anything, but instead surrounded the unit door, "Excuse me, let go." "I had to squeeze through them.

"Boy, what are you doing?" The old Taoist priest grabbed me and asked.

"Go to relatives." I saw that the momentum was not right, and quickly said with a smile.

"What's the room number?" The old Taoist priest refused to let go at all.

"I'm just here to see the Utama flowers, okay?" I was angry when I heard it, how could I still check my household registration, and I really used myself as a policeman?

"Don't make a mess, young man, and go quickly." While I was arguing, the door of the unit was pushed open, and a young policeman said to me with a sad face.

"Why?" I asked curiously.

"Since we found out what kind of flower we have been in, our police station has not stopped, you look at these Taoist monks, all of them want to take the flowers to their own temple Taoist temple, no one will back down, if we are not here 24 hours a day, their brains are probably out." The little policeman sighed, "Now the residents in the jurisdiction have very big opinions, and the complaint letters have been written to the city bureau." ”

"Why are you complaining?" I wondered.

"Our police force has been sent here, where is the time and energy to take care of law and order? Now petty theft and burglary have doubled, and fortunately there are no major cases such as homicide. The little policeman shook his head, "So you don't have to join in the fun." ”

I scratched my head, it seems that this matter is really serious, and it must be solved as soon as possible. "Where are you, young man?" I was worried when someone suddenly tapped me on the shoulder.

I turned my head to see that it was the old man who showed me the way. "Uncle, who are you?"

"I'll go home. Let's go and follow me for two sets. Didn't you see the expression of that old Zhang who lost to my dead father just now, haha, this is the first time I have won against him. As he spoke, the old man pulled me and was about to leave.

"What floor is your house?" I thought to myself that I wouldn't be able to get in for a while anyway, so why don't I go to his house and take a rest, if things change, we can react quickly, right?

"It's on the first floor. 101。 The old man said and pulled me into the unit door. Uncle Li, you can't take him in. "The little policeman was anxious when he saw it.

"Why not?" The old man's face sank, "Who do I want to let in my own family, but I have to go through your approval?" ”

The little policeman was speechless for a moment. I smiled at him and hurriedly followed Uncle Li into the room.

"You are a layman of the True Buddha Sect?" I asked curiously.

"Bullshit!" Old man Li gave me a blank look, "My wife believes this." How many times have I persuaded her that this is a cult. Seeing that she was ready to quit, but it turned out that there was such a thing, do you say bad luck or not? ”

"Dead old man, what are you talking nonsense?" Hearing the old man's complaints, an old lady who looked to be about sixty years old came out of the kitchen with a rolling pin. "Is this sacred flower fake? Didn't you see that the monks and Taoists outside were about to fight for this flower? If I hadn't been dedicated to religion, would this sacred flower have bloomed in our house? ”

"Che, you're still religious?" Uncle Li muttered in a low voice: "You believed in Jesus before, and you became obsessed with Taoism last year, and you have only joined this True Buddha Sect for half a month." ”

I laughed when I heard the "poof". Only then did the old lady find out that there was still someone like me in the house. "What does this guy do?"

"This is my chess buddy." The old man pulled me and was about to go to the study. "Uncle, don't worry, it's not easy to come here, let me take a look at the holy flower first."

"Yes, yes, look at the Holy Flower." The old lady smiled when she heard my words and pulled me to the bathroom.

Next to the washing machine in the bathroom, I found a cluster of white things, about the size of mouse droppings, but if you look closely, you can still see the petals. "This is the Holy Flower." The old lady looked proud.

I didn't need to say that I could already feel that something was wrong, and there was a faint burst of fairy energy from the root of the Yutamhara flower, which was faint but continuous. Could it be that there is some magic weapon of the fairy family below?

Just as I was about to discuss with the old lady to see if I could dig and dig, I heard a quarrel outside the door: "This is my True Buddha Sect's disciple's house, why don't you let me in?" "Listening to the voice, it seems to be the living Buddha.

"Nonsense, this layman obviously worshiped Buddha in my Longhu Temple before, so he is naturally a disciple of my Longhu Temple!" The old monk shouted loudly.

"The two of you don't fight, speaking of which, this monk has also had a good relationship in my Yuqing Temple, so I think it's better for us to go and have a look." The old Taoist priest began to make peace with the mud.

The three groups of people argued for a while, and finally the Living Buddha made a compromise, and the three of them walked in together. When Mrs. Li saw the Living Buddha, she bowed her head, and said without listening: "Disciple to meet the Living Buddha!" ”

"You're welcome, the appearance of the holy flower at your house means that you have a great marriage with my True Buddha Sect, and tomorrow I will open the altar and crown you as a good karma master." The Living Buddha said with a smile.

"Old Mrs. Li, don't listen to his nonsense, this True Buddha Sect is an outright cult!" As soon as I heard this, I was anxious, "This old shameless man said that he is the brother of Shakyamuni Buddha, isn't this nonsense?" ”