177 Hit the Ghost Wife Down
"I'm rubbing! What do you say? I was startled, and my body involuntarily took a step backwards, and directly knocked a replica of the Qingming Riverside Picture hanging on the wall to the ground. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Chen Haishan didn't look at the fakes that fell on the ground, but continued to say to me in a very serious tone: "I have already seen the faces of the two of you, and the faces of the two of you have the breath of a peach saucer at the same time, and the eight characters are very consistent, and the fate is the same, they are both blessed people." ”
A chill suddenly appeared in my heart, as if a trace of coolness came out of my heart, and soon spread all over my body, and his hands, feet, including the hair on his head began to tremble.
"Eh, you, what is the breath of the peach saucer you always say? Also, could it be that you read it wrong? ”
Chen Haishan sighed when he saw me like this and said: "I can't be mistaken, this peach dish is similar to the meaning of peach blossoms, and the fundamental meaning is actually a kind of physiognomy." It has been recorded in the art of physiognomy that when a person is destined to marry a ghost or a ghost marries a person, there will be a trace of purple and red joy on the faces of both sides, and this joy is the peach saucer. ”
I hurriedly lowered my head and used the glass on the glass cabinet as a mirror to look at my little face, and at the same time stretched out two hands to rub my face vigorously, trying to rub off the so-called peach saucer qi with my hands.
Chen Haishan whispered: "Don't rub it, you can't see this kind of joy, and at the same time, you can't rub it off." Only a person who is proficient in physiognomy can feel the situation. ”
I hurriedly raised my head and asked, "Senior, is there a way to solve it?" ”
"I'll go, it's the first time I've heard of someone who wants to solve his life!" Chen Haishan suddenly burst into a foul mouth, as if he felt incredulous at my question.
"What? Could it be that the fate can't be solved? ”
Chen Haishan nodded: "The life grid is talking about a period of fate, just like bamboo, the bamboo and the small section of the bamboo is a life grid that you are experiencing now, if you want to remove this life grid, then you can hang yourself after you go home." ”
I didn't lose heart, and asked with a hint of vitality: "Senior, have you ever seen a living person who marries a yin ghost as a wife?" What happened to them after that? ”
"No, you're the first person I've ever seen with the aura of a peach saucer, and I've only seen it in a book before! But don't worry, although you are destined to marry a ghost, your fate is in your own hands, and maybe something in the future will change your current situation. ”
After hearing this, I finally breathed a sigh of relief, and then patted my thigh and said: "Yes, although Xu Lu is a double yin ghost, she is also a ghost, my master said that there is a way to overtake her, and when the time comes, just send her away and it will be over!" ”
Chen Haishan nodded: "That's right, maybe this is the best way, but you have to remember one sentence, you can't go overboard in everything, don't be reluctant to let her go after a long time of contact with her, don't you young people now say that feelings are cultivated by time!" ”
"Hey, you're always teasing?"
Chen Haishan smiled: "I'm a human being, can I still ridicule!" ”
When I left Chen Haishan's rental shop with a four-piece suit, my heart was full of depression and fear, although I like Xu Lu's delicate little girl, but it is only limited to the scope of human beings, if I am allowed to lie in the same bed with a ghost with a cold body, I estimate that I will have a short life of ten years after sleeping overnight, provided that I can sleep.
Xu Lu was already obediently sitting in the car enjoying the eyes of passers-by, and when I came to the main driver with the box, Xu Lu turned her head and asked me curiously what Chen Haishan said.
Chen Haishan has already instructed me not to tell this seemingly cute female ghost that I have a conversation with him, and seriously told me to keep my distance from her, in case there is really a ghost love plot, in the end, it will be me who will be hurt.
Thinking of this, I nodded secretly in my heart, and then said to Xu Lu lightly: "It's nothing, he just gave me a sword to defend myself." ”
"A sword is still hiding from me, this old man is strange enough! Is the sword in this box? Show me! As she spoke, Xu Lu reached out to take the box I had placed on the seat.
I pressed the box and said, "The old man gave it to me, why do you think it?" ”
Xu Lu was taken aback by my coldness, and suddenly wrinkled her nose and said, "You won't die if you look at it!" Besides, this car only has two seats, and I'll have to hold it for you in a while, if you don't show me, I don't care! ”
I looked at the trot in the two seats and secretly cursed myself for being an idiot, and then hurriedly handed the box to Xu Lu and said, "Eh, I just got something good, I'm afraid that you will break it, look at it, but you are only allowed to look at it, not to touch it!" ”
"Let's slam the door!"
Xu Lu opened the box curiously, and when she saw the snake thorn short sword inside, she showed a surprised look: "This is the snake thorn treasure soldier!" ”
"Huh? Do you know? I looked at Xu Lu in surprise, and said in my heart, how could this half-lale female ghost know such a good thing?
"Of course I know, I like ancient Chinese blades very much, what fish intestine sword, green sword, golden-backed ghost knife I know."
As she spoke, Xu Lu reached out to grab the short sword, but when her hand was about to touch the hilt, I suddenly realized in my heart that a murderous aura came out of the short sword.
"Be careful!"
I grabbed Xu Lu's little hand with a low cry, and then in the blink of an eye, the snake head on the hilt of the sword suddenly stretched out, and it collapsed like a spring, and the snake's mouth made of four metals suddenly snapped shut.
The head of the metal snake suddenly became empty, and then retracted in an instant, and at the same time, the mouth opened again, and changed back to its original form.
"This, this sword is alive?" Xu Lu looked scared, if it wasn't for my quick reaction just now, her little hand would definitely be missing two fingers at this time.
I frowned and looked at the retracted snake's head, and at the same time, my eyes opened instantly, trying to see if it was the problem with the sword itself.
"How? Did you find anything? Xu Lu knew what I was doing as soon as she saw my eyes, and after a moment she asked me cautiously, as if she wanted to hear something new from me.
I didn't answer her question, but cautiously reached out to touch the short sword, and at the same time muttered vigorously: "It must be the same as Lao Tzu thinks!" Otherwise, Lao Tzu will have two fingers less. ”
When my fingers touched the cold hilt, I breathed a sigh of relief, and then said to Xu Lu: "This sword has a strong righteousness inside, except for humans, any evil person who touches it will be injured by it, if I am not mistaken, this treasure soldier should be a rare kind of self-defense blade!" ”
"I see, no wonder it bites me!"
"Hehe, I just said that you are only allowed to look at it, but you are not allowed to touch it! Hurry up and close the lid, in case it doesn't like you, it flies up and stabs you to death, and it's over. ”
"Humph! I'm not uncommon to touch it! Xu Lu quickly closed the lid, for fear that the sword would fly out, and pressed the lid with both hands, refusing to let go.
I bought a few drawers of buns and side dishes at a roadside stall, and when I put them on the coffee table in my four-bedroom apartment, the fat man's stomach and mouth crumbled at the same time.
"Why did you and this dead ghost come back? I don't know if your brother Wang is hungry! ”
Xu Lu snorted: "Besides, I'm a dead ghost, I'll go to your house tonight to blow the wind!" ”
(To be continued.) )