178 You've got your mouth dirty
The fat man ignored Xu Lu's intimidation, but ate the meat bun and asked me, "How is it, have you found anything?" ”
I nodded, opened the box I brought back from Chen Haishan, and said, "Yes!" That's it! ”
Saying that, I told the story of this box mysteriously appearing in the cabinet in the Sibao store, and when I finished speaking, my eyes swept over Xu Lu, who was eating, and then hid Chen Haishan in time to tell me about the ghost wife who was killed. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Wu Zun and the fat man's mouths were full of buns, and no one had the heart to tell me what they thought, so they just nodded vigorously and said, "En, you continue!" ”
"It's a fart, and the buns won't be there!"
After the three of us finished eating the buns, we returned to the topic, and the three of us looked at the four-piece set in the box, and no one knew how to speak.
I saw that everyone was silent, so I first took out the short sword called snake thorn and said: "Master, this short sword is alive, and there is a righteous qi in the sword body. ”
Wu Zun shook his head: "It's normal!" Some ghosts formed by evil qi can't even touch the peachwood sword, this kind of thing is not new! This sword has this situation only shows that it is a correct weapon, and the seven words above show the fate between it and you, and you can use it properly in the future! ”
The fat man whispered to Xu Lu: "Hey beauty, if you want to touch me so much, I am covered in meat, and it feels much more comfortable than this iron guy!" ”
"Phew, shameless!"
The fat man smiled, and then said to me: "Xiaobai, your short sword is a little heavy, I'm afraid it won't be easy for you to use." I have a good katana at home, why don't we change it? ”
I followed Xu Lu's example and said, "Phew, shameless! ”
Wu Zun said: "Fatty, don't rob the young master this time, this short sword is only worthy of him to use, and we are not qualified enough." ”
The fat man was puzzled: "Why? Could it be that this sword was custom-made in his last life? ”
Wu Zun pointed to the head of the snake at the hilt of the sword and said, "Is there something in your eyes when you look at the head of the snake?" ”
As soon as Wu Zun said that, I found out that there seemed to be two small yellow snake outlines faintly flashing in the eyes of this snake head, and the appearance of the little snake was exactly the same as the snake soul when there was no change in my insight eye.
The fat man smacked his lips: "Oh, this good thing is ruined in the hands of someone who can't use it." ”
"Hehe, no one is born to play with swords, and they get used to it."
The fat man smiled: "Xiaobai, did you hear it, play (sword) cheap?"
I didn't bother to pay attention to the fat man's joke, reached out and took out the gold ring from the box and said, "I've already seen this blank paper, and the note we received is the same material, and the prophecy bone is the same." The rest we don't know is this gold ring, master, take a look, will there be any ciphertext or something like that? ”
The whole body of the gold ring is dark yellow, except for some oxidized marks on the surface, there are no other lines or carved patterns, at a cursory glance, it is estimated that there is no such code as the ciphertext I said.
Moreover, the thickness of this ring is less than three millimeters, and the width is only about half a centimeter, if it were not for my familiarity with the material of gold, I would really think that it is a circle made of a small copper stick.
Wu Zun carefully checked the inside and outside of the ring, and after making sure that there was no ciphertext, he put it back into the box and said: "It's an ordinary gold ring, and the purity of the gold is not very high!" ”
The fat man spread his hands: "Well, none of these four things have a fart clue, and it really answered what you said before you went, and you ran for nothing!" ”
Wu Zun made a bitter face, as if comforting himself: "It's not like running in vain, isn't it that you also got a sword!" ”
I scolded in my heart: You two just see that I have good things!
Seeing that there was no more to do, the fat man stood up and said to me: "I don't think you should toss, wait until Mo Jun and his grandfather have a big birthday, you might as well think about what birthday gift to buy!" ”
I nodded, and after the fat man went back to the house to make up for sleep, I pulled the corner of Wu Zun's clothes and gave him a look, and then said in a heavy tone: "Master, you accompany me to choose a birthday gift, and by the way, buy some yellow paper and incense on the way back." ”
Xu Lu on the side immediately heard what I said, and said very expectantly: "I'll go with you too!" ”
I pretended to be inappropriate and said, "Go, go while eating, it's easy for my girlfriend to misunderstand if you keep following me around!" ”
As soon as I finished speaking, he opened the door of the fat man's room, revealing a fat face and asking me, "When will you have a girlfriend?" Could it be that you and Xiaoyu have already gotten along? By the way, when are you two going to get your certificates? ”
I pulled Wu Zun out of the four-bedroom room like a plague god, and when I walked on the road with Wu Zun, I breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Hey, it's finally out, the fat man's two hundred and five almost ruined me." ”
Wu Zun asked me puzzled: "Young Master, is there anything wrong with you pulling me out?" ”
"I'll tell you the truth, your apprentice is going to be unlucky!"
"Hehe, you are a blessed person, and you may not be unlucky if the whole world is unlucky!"
"Hey, look at what you said, I'm not the decay pot in the Fuxing Gaozhao movie!"
Wu Zun smiled slightly, looked at the people behind us and asked me, "Say it, young master, what do you have to say to me?" ”
I hesitated for a long time, and then asked him a little embarrassed: "Master, have you ever heard of the breath of the peach saucer?" ”
Wu Zun was stunned for a moment, pondered for a moment and said: "I've heard of the peach blossom qi, but this peach dish qi really doesn't have it!" ”
"Have you ever heard of a ghost wife?"
"This is naturally heard, and it has been recorded in the Taoist sect that this man who died suddenly,"
"Master, Chen Haishan said that Xu Lu is my fateful ghost wife!"
"What!"
Wu Zun stopped suddenly, and at the same time, a smiling old face instantly turned into a dull expression, as if his brain was stimulated by my words, and he suddenly lost the ability to think as a normal person.
"I said, Chen Haishan said that Xu Lu is my fateful ghost wife!"
Wu Zun's brain still didn't seem to react, and when I said this sentence for the third time, Wu Zun's mouth finally spit out a word: "Damn!" ”
"Master, you're dirty!"
"Stinky boy, the dirty mouth is about birds!"
Wu Zun hurriedly checked around, and found that no one else was paying attention to the two of us, so he whispered to me, "Are you sure Chen Haishan is not joking with you?" ”
I nodded: "I'm sure, I asked him several times at that time, and Chen Haishan was very serious and sure that he was not mistaken!" ”
Wu Zun looked back in the direction of the four-bedroom apartment, and then asked me again: "Then did you ask him how to relieve this situation?" ”
"I asked, and he said he couldn't help it, unless he went home and hanged himself!"
Wu Zun groped up and down for a while, as if he was looking for something again, I saw that his movements were very familiar, and quickly took out the cigarette in his pocket and handed it to him: "Master, don't worry, I already have a way." ”
Wu Zun lit a cigarette and glanced at me and whispered, "Do you want to say that you will send Xu Lu away in an excessive way?" ”
I nodded, I was not surprised that Wu Zun could think of this, after all, he was my master, and my skills were also taught by him, so it was impossible for him not to think of the problems that I thought of three or two times.
Wu Zun sighed when he saw me nodding, then took out a white crystal the size of a small fingernail from the pocket of his jacket and handed it to me, "Do you know what this is?" ”
I pinched it and found that the white crystals were very hard, and I asked him uncertainly, "Diamonds?" It's still rare to see such a big one. ”
"This is the first time Xu Lu came back with us, a teardrop that fell on the road was condensed."
"Huh? Tears condense and turn into diamonds? I asked Wu Zun in surprise.
Wu Zun said angrily: "You stupid, haven't you found the problem yet?" How can a ghost shed tears! ”
"That's right! It's impossible for a ghost to shed tears, so why did Xu Lu cry? ”
(To be continued.) )