Chapter 67: More Exercise, Less Masturbation

"By the way, what are you doing in Sanyao Village?" The driver turned around and asked me while shuttling back and forth in the traffic, "You also went to ask Wong Tai Sin for your blessing?" ”

"Wong Tai Sin? Weasel? I asked curiously. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The driver nodded and said, "Don't you dare to be disrespectful to Wong Tai Sin when you arrive at Sanyao Village, otherwise the villagers will have to beat you." I heard that Wong Tai Sin is the patron saint of the village. ”

I hurriedly lit a cigarette for the driver, "Tell me, what a magic method, it's the first time I've heard of it." ”

"It is said that the feng shui of Sanyao Village was originally not good, adults and children are always sick, and they always make trouble, because there is a large floating population in urban villages, and the things of stealing chickens and touching dogs also happen from time to time, I heard that since Wong Tai Sin arrived in Sanyao Village five years ago, since then the people in the village have basically never had a serious illness, and the rats are gone, and even the petty thieves dare not go to the village." The driver said with a smoke ring.

Hey, this weasel has two hits, and he is alive and well as a chengguan who studies medicine.

"Here we are." The driver stepped on the brakes, and when he got out of the car, he didn't forget to tell me, "Don't mess with Wong Tai Sin." ”

When I got out of the car, I looked up at my watch, it was almost half past twelve, no wonder I always felt hungry. I found a nearby noodle restaurant and ordered a bowl of oily noodles and was about to eat it, when I heard the noise outside, in the spirit of having a lively can't miss it, I quickly threw the bowl and joined the crowd of onlookers.

"Villagers and friends, listen to me, Wong Tai Sin in your village is a weasel who has become a spirit, pretending to be a ghost and deceiving you." It was a middle-aged man dressed as a Taoist priest who spoke, looking at the more and more people around him, and several people in sportswear next to the Taoist priest were getting more and more excited, and a bald athletic man shouted: "Folks, we are from the Mage Association, this time we are specially here to subdue this weasel spirit, please believe us......"

Before he could finish speaking, an egg smashed on his head, and the yolk and egg white flowed down his forehead. An old farmer-like man waved his hand: "Beat up their grandsons, this is to harm our Sanyao Village." The crowd of onlookers suddenly burst into a clamour. The leading Taoist priest turned his head and ran when he saw that the situation was not good, and a group of sportswear followed, the only unlucky thing was the bald head who was covered by eggs, because his eyes could not see clearly and ran in the wrong direction, and he was caught and beaten by everyone. "Next time, dare to break your legs! I don't care about you. The bald man limped away with two dark circles under his eyes and tears in his eyes.

I went back to the restaurant and asked the boss while eating noodles: "Where is this Wong Tai Sin?" ”

The boss looked at me warily: "What are you doing?" As he spoke, he quietly clenched the rolling pin in his hand.

"I'm here to ask for a son." I hastened to say.

"You have to worship Guanyin, Wong Tai Sin doesn't care about this." The boss sat next to me as he spoke. "There is a Guanyin temple twenty miles away from us, can you try it there?"

"It's all here anyway, try it. Besides, infertility is also a disease. "I sucked the last noodle in and wiped it in my mouth.

"It's okay, but you have to remember, don't neglect Wong Tai Sin, walk two hundred meters from here, there is a land temple, Wong Tai Sin is generally in the temple." The boss took the bowl and pointed to a big road outside the door and said to me.

After giving the face money, I was about to go to the Land Temple, when the boss stopped me: "Are you going to go like this?" Seeing my ignorant look, the boss hated the iron and said, "You don't have to take anything with you, go out and turn right at the live poultry store to buy a chicken." I quickly thanked him and went straight to the live poultry shop.

"There are broiler chickens, three-yellow chickens, and local chickens, which one do you want to buy?" The clerk saw me walking around the chicken coop and greeted me.

I pointed to a big rooster in the cage and said.

"Do you want to kill?" The clerk pulled the rooster out of the cage.

"Don't kill it." I thought about it, don't weasels usually eat live chickens, and there is no smell of blood when killed, so I guess it doesn't like it.

I took the big rooster to the land temple, I looked, this temple is a small tile house, there is a sign of Wong Tai Sin Temple hanging on it, the scale is not large, but the incense at the door is quite vigorous. He was about to go in, but was stopped by two young men with shovels. "What for?" A young man in a suit on the top, jeans on the bottom, and cloth shoes on his feet reached out and pulled me out.

"I'm here to worship Wong Tai Sin!" I raised the in my hand, and the jeans looked at me suspiciously.

"We have sealed the temple, it's not that the people from this village won't let you in, you should leave quickly." Next to the jeans, a young man with a pair of toad glasses waved at me like a fly.

"Two brothers, it's not easy for me to come here, the old lady at home has been bedridden, and the doctor can't do anything, I finally found out that we have a Wong Tai Sin here, so I took a train for three days and three nights to come over, you can do it." As I spoke, I was moved to tears.

"Come, come here." An old man squatting under the poplar tree at the entrance of the temple beckoned to me, and I quickly wiped my tears and ran over. "You said your mother was sick?" The old man knocked on the cigarette pouch pot on the ground and asked me.

"yes, I'm sick." I nodded.

"Didn't you just say you were infertile? Who the hell are you? A man flashed out from behind the old man, pointing at my nose.

Noodle shop owner? I was about to speak, but the boss said to the old man: "Dad, this kid is full of lies, I guess he is in the same group as the mage association just now, just call out." ”

As soon as I heard this, I was anxious: "I didn't lie, I was indeed infertile, I was just embarrassed to tell those two young men." I still don't have any children, I swear to God. "I'm not lying, I don't even have a daughter-in-law, where is the child.

The old man stared at me for a long time, and suddenly reached out and grabbed my wrist, "I'll give you the number pulse." ”

After a while, the old man said to me, "Young man, you have to pay attention to your body, you have a great kidney loss, and if you continue like this, you will really lose your children and grandchildren." ”

I was shocked when I heard this: "Do you think this can still be saved?" ”

The old man smiled slightly and said, "I'll give you five words: exercise more, less." After saying that, the old man nodded at the two young men, "Let him in, it's a poor man." ”

With my head down, I embarrassedly slipped through between the two laughing boys. As soon as I entered the door, I saw the target I was looking for - Wong Tai Sin.