In the middle of the land temple is enshrined the clay sculpture of the land father and the land grandmother, the two gods are dressed plainly, approachable, kind and amiable, and the hair is all white, and on the platform where the tribute is placed, a small thing with a brown body and shiny oil is sleeping with its paws on its pillow. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

This is a good opportunity, hey, I was about to make a move, when I suddenly felt two unkind eyes, turned my head and saw that jeans and toad glasses followed, and of course, the two shovels. To be calm, to be calm, I felt a chill in my back, but luckily I didn't have time to do it.

Hurriedly threw the rooster to the ground, I pretended to kneel on the futon in front of the statue, and said something in my mouth: "Ask Wong Tai Sin to bless, if the disciple can have it, he will be grateful another day." As he read it, he peeked behind him with his eyes. When the two young men saw that I seemed to have come to ask for help, they whispered a few words and turned to go out.

I pretended for a while, and seeing that no one was coming, I quietly got up, secretly lucked the true qi in my belly, and was about to open my mouth, when the big rooster on the ground suddenly crowed. The weasel sleeping on the table jerked over and stood up on two legs like a human.

The little thing wiped its eyes with its paws, stretched, and stared at me with interest. No wonder it's called Wong Tai Sin, it's too human-like.

"What are you looking for me?" I was taken aback by the little thing's words, "Can you speak?" I asked curiously.

The little thing jumped off the platform and circled me twice with his hands behind his back, "Bold! Dare to be rude to this great immortal? ”

My mind didn't turn for a moment, "You wait first?" Didn't you say that you are not allowed to become a fine man after the founding of the People's Republic of China? ”

"This great immortal is an immortal who has been in four or eight years. What is not refined? How ugly. You bought this chicken? Wong Tai Sin pointed to the big rooster on the ground that was still struggling.

"yes, I'm not here to honor you?" I said as I slowly approached him.

"Ever since I became an immortal, I have stopped eating living creatures." The little thing stared at the big rooster on the ground for a long time, and suddenly turned his head and said, "If you want me to help you with something, why don't you give me a bucket of KFC?" ”

"No problem, I'll buy it tomorrow, by the way, Daxian, I have something unspeakable I want to ask you." Seeing that I was only one step away from this Wong Tai Sin, a loud shout suddenly came from outside the door: "The evil beast is not going to die soon!" Then he saw several men in white robes jumping into the land temple. Wong Tai Sin was startled and slipped into my back.

Several white-robed men were stunned when they saw that I was the only one in the room. "Boy, you're running pretty fast in front, but I don't know if you can beat the four of us alone." A young man with a fan in his hand snorted twice and said to me with a sneer.

"Do I know you?" I thought hard that I hadn't offended anyone in the past few days.

"Bold!" The accomplice next to the fan man, Jia, shouted: "This is the son of our Huashan Ling family." Accomplice B said, "Don't apologize to our Ling Gongzi right away." Accomplice C was about to speak, but I quickly interrupted him, "I really don't know you, you must have recognized the wrong person." ”

As soon as accomplice C saw that he had a chance to speak, he jumped out and shouted: "When we bought the map, you kid robbed our taxi!" Do you dare not admit it? ”

"Don't talk nonsense with him, if you know each other, hurry up and hand over this weasel spirit, for the sake of being a member of the Mage Association, I won't pursue the previous matter, otherwise don't blame me for being ruthless." The fan man threatened me viciously.

I spread my hands, looked at them helplessly, and said, "I haven't done it yet, how can I hand it over to you?" ”

The fan man looked at me suspiciously, and waved his hand, "Search." The other three white-robed men began to rummage through the cabinets, and just as the accomplice A was about to push the statue of the earth god, I couldn't help but speak: "Don't you want to complete the task?" This is financially destructive. ”

"Hehe, the rules are for you people who don't matter, why do we Ling Gongzi need to abide by these?" Accomplice B said mockingly.

Seeing that the accomplice's hand had reached the top of the land, I pointed behind me and said, "It ran away from here." The fan man hurriedly ran over, looked at the rat hole in the corner and shouted, "Dig it for me." The three accomplices went out and came in with shovels.

"Can I go?" I asked in a whisper. "Get out!" The fan man said without looking back.

Walking out of the Land Temple, looking at the jeans, the toad mirror and the father and son of the noodle shop owner lying on the ground, I raised a middle finger in the temple, stepped forward to take a closer look, and found that the four people were not injured, they were only beaten by the spell and passed out. I gritted my teeth and snapped my fingers, and clicked them on my head one by one. "Where's my cigarette pouch pot?" The old man was the first to wake up, and when he saw that his cigarette pouch and pot were gone, he remembered that he was all over the place, and finally found it not far away, so he asked me in surprise: "What's wrong with the three of them?" ”

As soon as the words fell, the three of them woke up with a chirp, and I nodded at the temple, someone wants to clean up Wong Tai Sin. As soon as I heard this, the old man was anxious, and he threw the cigarette pouch and pot he had just found and was about to rush in, so I hurriedly stopped and hugged him: "If I say something that I don't like, they can all spell and are inhumane, just now I can be regarded as keeping my hand, you guys will go in again now, and if you don't get an accident." ”

The old man thought for a moment and said to me, "What you kid said is quite reasonable, in this way, the four of you are guarding here, and I will call someone." After saying that, he ran away with a cigarette and disappeared.

I looked at my jeans helplessly and said, "The old man still hasn't figured out what I mean, those people are all mages, and it's useless for you to call twenty or thirty people." "Jeans ignore me, just laughing, what a bunch of heartless guys.

I took advantage of this moment to sneak up on the door and look inside, "Go this way, yes, hard." The fan man was commanding on the side, and the accomplices were pouting their butts and sweating like rain, and the wall was about to collapse if they dug it again, I was just about to remind it, but the fan man turned around suddenly, saw me, sneered and waved his hand, and a black shadow "whoosh" at me, scared me to shrink my head, and with a "snap", the door frame made a hole the size of a jujube core. "Don't be sneaky, don't blame my son's subordinates for being ruthless!"

This is also called mercy? If it weren't for Lao Tzu's fast running, he would have to open the scoop. I spat at the ground hard, it wasn't a thing, I deserved to be crushed by the wall! Just as I was thinking about it, I heard a noisy sound in the distance.