Chapter 305: Crossed
I picked up my hoe and dug a few times, and found that the concrete floor was unusually fragile, as if something had corroded the inside. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info was about to dig two more hoes, when he saw the second fat hurriedly running in, "Viagra, hurry up and get some water, I'm dying of thirst." ”
As soon as the feelings of this lotus life Buddha entered the bureau, he explained everything, and the police arrested the group of people from the True Buddha Sect, but fortunately, the second fat reacted and ran through the window.
"What about the two Buddha girls? You didn't run with a piece? I smiled teasingly.
"What a bullshit Buddha girl." The second fat said viciously, "I eavesdropped on the police chatting and found out that it was the two young ladies, fortunately the police came early, otherwise my virgin body would be too wronged." "What the second fat said sounded good, but no matter how you look at it, there is a strong look of disappointment on his face.
"Less nonsense! Dig up and see what's down there. "I threw the hoe at him. In the end, the second fat is still strong, and a big pit one meter deep was dug in three or two clicks, why is the color of this soil getting whiter and whiter? Erfat looked at the pure white soil like cotton at the bottom of the pit and scratched his head, waved a hoe fiercely, "poof", the bottom of the pit suddenly emitted a white light, my eyes lit up, and I felt that my body suddenly lost control and fell rapidly. When I woke up again, something was wrong.
Ahem, ahem. I slowly got up from the ground and pressed my hands on the ground, and there was some pain in my lower back. I was the only one around, and it was obvious that Erfat and I were separated.
Sitting on the ground, I looked around. Surrounded by mountains and towering trees, I must have been hallucinating, and subconsciously took a breath, I almost choked to death, the air was too pure, there was no smell of engine exhaust and haze. I greedily took a few deep breaths in a row, this air is so wonderful, every breath of air inhaled into the body, there is a feeling that I am about to feather and fly immortal, my brain is unprecedentedly clear, and all the impurities in my body seem to be dissolved.
After a few deep breaths, my stomach suddenly turned upside down, I looked around, found a bush, I quickly took off my pants and squatted down. "Cool!" I yelled, just took a few breaths of air, and my constipation was all gone.
As soon as I looked up, several strange-shaped creatures flew over my head, and there seemed to be several figures next to the flying beasts, and they were also flying in the sky!
Damn, is it possible that buddies have reached the fairy world?
I poked my head out of the woods, and the flying beast in the sky had the body of a tiger and a bird, with huge and powerful wings, and the man next to me was dragging a constant neon trail behind him.
I was excited all of a sudden, as long as I was lucky enough, or if I had some chance, I could also worship a master and learn some immortal arts from him, wouldn't my buddy be invincible in the world when I went back?
The immortal who flew overhead just now, I can see it very clearly, the other party's costume is similar to the ancient Chinese costume, and to be more detailed, it is probably the costume of the Qin and Han dynasties. Look at yourself again, you look out of place in your current clothes.
Whether it's apprenticeship or finding the way back, you have to get a set of clothes first, and you have to blend in with a group of people, at least the appearance should be similar to each other.
But where do we go now? I'm in trouble, surrounded by mountains, no satellite positioning, no map, even though my buddy is a person who has experienced a lot of things, and I can't help it, I don't know where there are people around.
It doesn't matter, let's take one step at a time, after all, doing is socialism, and if you don't do it, there will be no socialism at all.
When the is this head? I sat down on a small mountain bag with my head down, took out my phone and looked at it, there was no signal, and this thing could only be used as a watch. I walked for more than two hours without seeing a single figure, and I was really thirsty and hungry. I finally found a wild deer in the woods, who knew that the guy would slash me with lightning as soon as he looked up, and drove me away for half an hour! This place is not for mere mortals.
"Hey, who are you?" Suddenly, a child's voice sounded behind me.
I turned my head to see a little boy in a ginger silk shirt looking at me with a fierce look.
"I'm a ghost-catching mage." I was overjoyed, it seemed that I had hit the right direction.
"What the hell is it? Is it tasty? The little boy asked curiously.
I'm a pig brain, this is the fairy world, how can there be ghosts. "That thing can't be eaten." After I finished speaking, I saw the little boy's disappointed face, and thought about it, and took out a piece of chocolate from his pocket. "Eat?"
The little boy took the chocolate and was about to stuff it into his mouth, but I quickly stopped him, "This thing has to be skinned and eaten." ”
"Oh." The little boy nodded, tore open the package and tossed the chocolate into his mouth. "This thing is delicious, what's it called?"
"Chocolate." I said casually.
"Chocolate? What kind of force is that? The little boy tilted his head and asked, "I've only heard of the Shattered Star Force, the Mixed Yuan Force, and this is the first time I've heard of the name Chocolate." ”
"Where's your family?" I asked curiously.
"I don't know." When the little boy heard me say this, he subconsciously turned his head to look at it, and said with a smile, "We were still together just now, it seems that I ran away by myself." ”
I lowered my head weakly, this kid is mentally retarded, right? Why are you so happy when you get lost? Looking at his drooling mouth, I thought about it and simply turned it all out of my pocket, and found a piece of cake and a few bubble gums.
"This pastry tastes so good." The little boy swallowed the cake in two bites.
"You can't swallow this." I suddenly remembered that this kid had never eaten bubble gum, so I hurriedly admonished, stuffed one into my mouth, and spit out a bubble.
"Childe, Childe!" The two of us were spitting bubbles at each other, and there was a burst of shouting from a distance.
"It's so annoying, let them find it again." The little boy had an impatient look on his face.
After a few moments, I saw two young men, a man and a woman, flying over. "Childe, you can make it easy for us to find. The Immortal is losing his temper when he finds you gone. ”
After speaking, the young man turned his head and saluted me, "Thank you for this immortal friend, I have thanked me here on behalf of my family's immortals." ”
"You're welcome, you're welcome." I hurriedly said modestly, in fact, we didn't do anything, didn't we just play with a bear child for a while.
The young man was about to say something, but his face suddenly changed color, "You are mortal?" ”
I was stunned, this kid only found out now, and his reaction was too slow.
"Are you really mortal?" When the little boy heard this, a look of excitement suddenly appeared on his face. I nodded, and the young man suddenly pointed at me, and a fairy force violently fixed me in place, unable to move.