"Nonsense! I am the brother of the Buddha, the reincarnation of the living Buddha! Lotus Life Buddha said proudly. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"What?" Without waiting for the Lotus Life Buddha to react, the old monk jumped up first, "The evil demon dares to call himself the Buddha, and the old man fights with you!" As he spoke, he jumped up and punched the Living Buddha, and the Living Buddha was caught off guard by a punch in his eye socket, and immediately became black and shiny.

Old Dao'er laughed "hehe", "Old bald donkey, you have committed a crime." The old monk ignored him, brandished Wang Ba's fist and smashed his head and face at the living Buddha.

"You forced me." The corners of the Lotus Life Buddha's eyes were cracked, he took two steps back, a cruel smile appeared on his face, took out a wooden fish from his arms, and threw it into the air, "Guru help me!" ”

The wooden fish suddenly became the size of a millstone, and smashed into the old monk's head with a stream of white light. As soon as I saw that this was going to kill someone, I hurriedly waved my hand, and the bricks flew out with a whistling sound, and the wooden fish was smashed with a "pop".

"Turning the sky?" The old Taoist priest shouted excitedly.

"What did you say?" I asked, confused. Could it be that this old man knows the origin of the bricks?

"Well, I'm talking nonsense. Aren't there all kinds of magic weapons in online novels? Lao Dao'er's face turned red all of a sudden. Although his words are not reliable, this name is really good, and I decided to call it the Flip of the Sky in the future.

"Don't move! What are you doing? The little policeman heard the noise outside the door and quickly pushed the door and broke in.

"Report to the government, they're fighting." I pointed to the old monk and the living Buddha.

"You hit it?" The little policeman frowned, looked at the swollen and shiny face of the living Buddha, and asked the old monk.

"Yes." The old monk nodded.

"Okay, come with me, you're suspected of violating the law of justice." The little policeman said that he was going to take the old monk away.

"Little comrade, this guy is engaged in a cult, claiming to be the brother of Shakyamuni Buddha, so I can't help but beat him." The old monk clasped his hands together and chanted, "Amitabha, sins and sins." ”

"What?" When the little policeman heard this, his face suddenly became nervous, and his hand immediately touched his waist. I guess it's impossible for this little policeman to have a gun, but even an electric baton or chili water is enough for this living Buddha to drink a pot.

"Wait a minute, comrade policeman!" The Living Buddha suddenly shouted, "I'm an American, and you're going to cause international disputes like this." ”

"The Americans came to our China to engage in cults. This is trying to make a color revolution, right? "I fanned the flames on the sidelines.

The little policeman had heard him say that he was an American, and his hands were put down, but when I shook the car like this, the look in his eyes was wrong. "I'm sorry sir, you have to follow me back to the police station." It's polite, but this attitude is very clear.

Lotus Life Buddha frowned, and just wanted to move, I hurriedly persuaded him: "Don't be impulsive." You may have been abroad for too long and don't know what the iron fist of dictatorship is. Don't say that you are a living Buddha, even if the eighteen Arhats come, you have to be a man with your tail between your legs, do you think the four words of violence are called in vain? ”

As soon as the little policeman heard this, he immediately became vigilant, picked up the walkie-talkie, and called for reinforcements. It didn't take much time for three police cars to come roaring, and seven or eight policemen came in and very politely invited the living Buddha into the car. A police officer with a star on his shoulder listened to the little policeman tell him what happened, patted him approvingly, turned his head and asked me: "The sense of vigilance is good, are you engaged in political work?" ”

"I've been a propaganda outlet for two years." I smiled sheepishly.

"Who is this man?" Seeing him walk away, I whispered to the little policeman.

"This is our director." Only then did the little policeman react, and said excitedly, "The director patted me on the shoulder just now, as if he said that I did a good job." ”

"Hmm." I nodded at him, "You can be regarded as making a good impression on the leader, and you still have to work hard." ”

The little policeman excitedly held my hand and refused to let go, "Thank you brother for the reminder." ”

"That, lad." Mrs. Li interrupted our mutual praise, "Is this true Buddhism really a cult?" ”

Without waiting for me to speak, the little policeman patted his chest and said with certainty: "Of course, I didn't see our director come to arrest him personally." ”

Mrs. Li was like a mourner, "I really don't know, otherwise how would I believe these guys?" ”

"It's okay, auntie." I hurriedly comforted him, "You've only been in the company for a few days, and you haven't done anything practical, so the government won't arrest you." ”

When Mrs. Li heard this, her face was a little lighter. "I'm going to shovel that Raushzi Holy Flower, they're all a bunch of liars."

"Wait a minute!" When the old monk and the old Taoist priest heard this, they shouted in unison.

The old monk glanced at me and said, "This is indeed the Ukhan Bharata flower, I have seen this flower in the "Lotus Chinese Verse", it says: The Utam Bharata flower is the sense of auspiciousness and spirituality, it is smallpox, which is not in the world, if it is born in the next life, the king of the golden wheel appears in the world, and the great blessing is so that this flower appears. ”

"Stop." I gave him a blank look, "Your Chinese was taught by a physical education teacher, right?" People say that this flower is rare in the world, just like ordinary people can't see the Buddha descend to earth. ”

"This boy has a point." Lao Dao touched his beard and nodded at me.

"So what do you say?" The old monk spun around in a circle and was in a hurry.

"If you want me to say, it's better for you two to divide this flower, and take half of it back with each person, even if it is made into a specimen, it is better than letting it stay in the bathroom." I thought about it and said.

The two thought for a moment and nodded. Old man Li was very happy when he heard this, and hurriedly took out a small shovel from the balcony and handed it to me, "I have long seen that this flower is not pleasing to the eye, what holy flower?" It's like a farmer's market in my house, it's noisy all night. And this old woman! He pointed to the old lady, "Since I had this flower, she has only been in the bathroom all day long, and I haven't eaten a hot meal in days!" ”

I took the shovel and carefully shoveled the flowers down by the roots, who knew that as soon as the flowers left the ground, they immediately wilted, and in a blink of an eye, they turned yellow, it seems that they can't live without the nourishment of fairy energy.

I shouted at the two old men who were still in a daze, "Why are you stunned? Hurry up and take it back as a specimen, or you'll have to wait until 3,000 years later. ”

When the two of them heard this, they picked up the flowers and hurriedly ran away. "That's it?" Old man Li looked at the floor and asked me.

"I don't know. I guess there's something under the floor of your house. I whispered.

"Good or bad?" Mrs. Li was a little nervous.

"I don't know, this has to be dug up to see it." I pointed to the floor.