Xiaoping asked suspiciously, "Why did the evil ghost use the express car to take revenge?" ”

I also felt very puzzled, it is said that evil spirits usually take revenge on people directly, whether it is choking the neck or digging out the heart, and the shot will kill people. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"It's really puzzling, this kind of revenge is so weird."

Xiaoping said: "It's a pity that my uncle is dead, and I can't get the words out of his mouth, it seems that if you want to find out the secret of the express car, you can only ask the garlic nose." ”

"Yes. Just based on our blind guessing, we can't be sure. I think that tomorrow will be the interrogation of the garlic nose, and the truth about the express car will be clarified. I proposed.

"Garlic nose is not a fuel-efficient lamp, will he be honest? I don't think so. Ping pouted.

I thought about it for a moment and said, "Well, let's invite Garlic Nose to lunch at noon tomorrow and get him drunk." When a person is drunk, he will tell the truth. ”

"Great, that's it!" Xiaoping said happily.

The next morning, Xiaoping and I went to Garlic's house again.

The courtyard door of Garlic Nose's house is ajar, and it seems that he has returned.

Xiaoping and I walked into the yard, and the yard was a mess. One look at it, and you know that there is no hostess.

There are two small grass houses in Garlic Nose's house, and the door is also ajar.

I shouted in the yard, "Anyone?" ”

"Who?" A hoarse voice echoed in the room.

"It's me and Xiaoping." I replied.

"Xiaoping is here." Garlic Nose walked out of the house with a coat on, and he said embarrassedly, "It's too chaotic in the house, just sit in the yard." ”

In the courtyard there were two benches covered with dust.

Xiaoping frowned, took out a napkin from her pocket, and wiped the dust on the stool.

"Hey, hey... I'll wipe it. Garlic Nose said embarrassedly.

"No need." Xiaoping finished plastering and sat down.

I blew on the stool and sat down.

Garlic Squatted under the eaves and asked, "Xiaoping, you came to me so early, is there something wrong?" ”

Xiaoping pursed her lips and said, "It's okay, I can't come to you." ”

I smiled and said, "Uncle Xiaoping's funeral, please help with it, Xiaoping and I would like to invite you to have a meal at noon to express our gratitude." ”

When Garlic Nose heard that he was invited to dinner, he smiled and said, "Great." But I didn't help much. ”

"It's all the intention to help more and help less, and we should be grateful." I say.

Garlic Nose happily touched his stomach and said, "Alas, I haven't eaten a grain of rice since last night." ”

"What's the matter, don't you even have money for food?" I asked tentatively.

"Hey, hey... I really don't have a penny left. Garlic Nose said embarrassedly.

I heard that the garlic nose had no money on him, and I couldn't help but feel sorry.

When Liu Laosan died, he didn't have a penny left. Now, the garlic nose has no money left, is he going to die too?

I looked at Garlic Nose's temples and was surprised to see that there was a black circle on either side of his temple.

It seems that the death period of the garlic nose has indeed arrived.

Liu Laosan and Garlic Nose were both penniless before they died, is this just a coincidence?

"We came to you last night, but you weren't home. Looks like you're busy. I said.

Xiaoping then asked, "Yes, where did you go out last night?" ”

Garlic squeaked and said, "I... I'm just walking around, hee-hee... Just walk around. ”

"It's dark at night, do you still have Yaxing for a walk?" I asked.

Xiaoping also said: "Yes, I see that when our village arrives at night, there will be no people." ”

Garlic nose prevaricated: "I ate too much last night, and I panicked, so I went outside for a walk." ”

"If you eat too much, who will invite you to dinner?" Xiaoping asked.

Garlic Nose wiped his nose and replied, "No... No one invited me to dinner, I made a pot of porridge by myself, and I boiled too much. ”

"Drinking porridge will hold on, no matter how much porridge you drink, it will be digested in a while." Xiaoping said.

Garlic Nose was obviously lying, he was just trying to hide his whereabouts last night.

Seeing that it was to no avail, I said, "Then go to the fat sister-in-law's hotel at twelve o'clock, and we will greet you there." ”

Xiaoping and I said goodbye to the garlic nose.

As soon as she got out of the courtyard with a garlic nose, Xiaoping said: "The garlic nose is hard to leak." ”

"The more he doesn't say it, the more it shows that the cat in the delivery car is very greasy." I speculated.

Xiaoping pursed her lips and said, "Brother Liang, you have to pry his mouth open when you eat later." ”

At twelve o'clock at noon, Garlic Nose came to the fat sister-in-law's hotel on time.

Xiaoping and I arrived half an hour early.

I stood up and respectfully said, "Thank you for the light." ”

"Hee-hee... Please eat, where is there nothing to appreciate. If you don't eat it, you don't eat it for nothing, right? Garlic said excitedly.

I ordered eight dishes and asked for a bottle of liquor.

I asked my fat sister-in-law, and she told me: "The garlic nose has half a catty of alcohol." ”

I poured a large glass of wine for Garlic Nose and said, "You have to eat and drink enough today, don't be polite." ”

The garlic nose was like a hungry wolf, picked up the wine glass, and drank the two taels of white wine.

When I looked at it, the garlic nose didn't need to persuade the wine at all, which was great. It's a no-brainer to get drunk like that.

"Okay, you're a cheerful person, great, I like to deal with cheerful people." I flattered.

"Hee-hee... I haven't drunk in a few days, and I've been hungry for a long time. "The garlic nose is very straightforward.

I poured another glass of wine for Garlic Nose and said, "Then drink more and get drunk." ”

"Yes, it's a good time to get drunk." Garlic Nose said with interest.

Garlic Nose is the kind of person who opens up the conversation as soon as he dips into wine, and after his first glass of wine, he starts chattering endlessly.

"Brother." Garlic Nose approached me and flattered, "I knew at first glance that you were extraordinary. ”

Garlic nose said, stretched out his big finger, raised it to me, and continued to flatter: "Brother, you are an official, right?" ”

I lied and said, "Uncle has good eyesight, but I'm just a sesame official." ”

"Haha... I'm right. The sesame official is also terrible, as the old saying goes: Seven sesame officials, that is also the county official level. Garlic Nose said respectfully.

"Small meaning, small meaning." I laughed.

"Brother, you have a lot to do, I think you can become a governor in the future." Garlic nose said flatteringly.

"Haha......" I laughed.

Garlic Nose leaned his head towards Xiaoping again, and said with a smile: "Xiaoping, you are not simple, you have found such a great husband, your vision is really high." ”

"What's high?" Pinky pouted.

"Xiaoping, you should be content. You see, he became the county master at such a young age, aren't you still satisfied? Garlic said puzzled.

"The county master is a fart!" Xiaoping said disdainfully.

"Ahh The garlic nose was puffed, and he blamed: "Xiaoping, you... You're too dissatisfied. ”