"I have big ambitions, what is a small county official?" Xiaoping said proudly. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

I looked at Xiaoping's invincible appearance, and I couldn't help but laugh secretly. In fact, she is only worthy of someone like Hu Xiaoming.

Garlic Nose grinned at me and said, "Don't blame Xiaoping, she's mouthless and unintentional." ”

"Haha......" I smiled heartily.

Xiaoping kicked me under the table and asked unhappily, "What are you smiling at?" ”

"I'm not embarrassed to laugh at my own officials, so I'm too small." I choreographed.

Xiaoping stretched out her hand, grabbed my arm, and said, "Don't just smirk, get down to business." ”

I nodded, picked up my glass, and toasted another glass of garlic wine.

"Come, drink!" I dried the wine in one gulp.

"Okay, drink!" The garlic nose also dried up the wine in one gulp.

I asked faintly, "Uncle, didn't you encounter anything unusual when you were walking last night?" ”

"Haha... Of course, it's rare. Garlic nose mysteriously approached me and asked, "Brother, do you like beautiful women?" ”

"I like it." I whispered on purpose, as if I wanted to avoid Pinkie.

"Haha... Actually, we men love beautiful women, right? Garlic asked with a grin.

I nodded and said, "Yes." If you don't like beautiful women, you're not a man. ”

"Brother, I met a beautiful woman last night." Garlic nose leaned into my ear and said.

I feigned surprise and asked, "Is there a beautiful woman in the village?" ”

Garlic Nose shook his head and said, "The big girls in our village have all gone out to work, and the rest are old ladies, where are the beauties." ”

I pretended to be curious and asked, "You went for a walk last night and went out of the village?" ”

Garlic Nose nodded and said, "In this village, except for the little widow, the other women have no taste. However, the little widow is also getting old and less and less tasteless. If you want to find a beautiful woman, you have to look for it outside the village. ”

I moved the stool to Garlic Nose and asked, "Where are the beautiful women?" ”

"You also want to be beautiful, aren't you afraid that Xiaoping will be jealous?" Garlic Nose glanced at Xiaoping.

I smiled and whispered, "What are you doing secretly, just don't let Xiaoping know." ”

"Haha... You really have a set. I'll tell you: if you're interested in beautiful women, I'll introduce you to one. ”

As soon as I heard this, Garlic Nose began to reveal his secret, and quickly said, "Okay." If you can introduce me to a beautiful woman, I'll give you a thousand dollars. ”

"Really?!" The garlic nose is refreshed.

I swore by it, "Of course it's true." ”

"That's good. I'll tell you a secret: there is a delivery truck that specializes in picking up people to play with beautiful women. However, the price is quite expensive, and it costs thousands of yuan for a night. ”

"Thousands of dollars?" I'm in a flurry.

It's the first time I've heard of it when playing with beauties is so expensive. Especially in this poor and remote place, it is said that it should not be so expensive.

"It's the yellow flower girl." Garlic Nose said happily: "As long as you play it once, it will be like smoking a big cigarette, it will be addictive." ”

I asked faintly, "Is it beautiful?" ”

"It's beautiful." The garlic nose is sipping, as if it is in the aftertaste.

I asked in disbelief: "Huanghua girl, she is still beautiful, it's not such a good thing, right?" ”

"I'm not lying, it's true." Garlic nose said.

I looked at the garlic nose and asked, "You don't have any money now, you can't play, can you?" ”

Garlic looked at me and said, "Aren't you going to give me a thousand dollars?" With this money, I can still play all night. ”

I looked at the garlic nose and thought, "If you play for one more night at most, I'm afraid you'll die."

"Are you going to play tonight?" I asked.

Garlic said greedily: "If you give me a thousand yuan, I can play." ”

I said to Garlic Nose, "You tell me your bank card number, and I will immediately remit 1,000 yuan to your account." ”

"That's great." Garlic Nose immediately gave me the bank card number.

Without saying a word, I transferred 1,000 yuan to Garlicnose's bank card.

"Brother, you are so generous, you are much better than Xiaoping in this regard, she, just like her uncle, Xiaoxiao." The garlic nose snorted at Xiaoping.

"I gave you the money, when will you introduce me to play?" I asked.

Garlic nose said: "At the beginning, I was also introduced by Liu Laosan, if you want to go, tonight, I will ask." See if people are willing to receive you. ”

"I have money, isn't she willing to receive me?" I asked, confused.

"People don't care about money, they care about whom. I heard that at the beginning, Liu Laosan wanted to introduce the village chief to play, but they refused. Garlic Nose said.

"Do you still recognize beautiful women?" I asked, surprised.

Garlic Nose patted his chest with his hand and said, "Of course, not everyone can go." However, I will help you with a few nice words, it should not be a problem. ”

"Thank you then."

Garlic Nose waved his hand and said, "No thanks." Listen to my letter early tomorrow morning. ”

"Okay, that's a deal." I said happily.

Garlic Nose drank a bottle of liquor, and he said drunkly: "Brother, I'm very happy to meet you today." ”

"I'm happy too." I patted Garlic Nose on the shoulder and asked, "Uncle, why did you go to play with women?" ”

"Let's take a courier bus. I'll tell you: there's a special courier car to pick me up, hehe... It's my car. ”

"Courier car?" I deliberately opened my mouth wide and asked, "Why do you sit in the express car?" ”

"Why can't you sit?" Garlic nose pursed his lips and said, "However, it's a little stuffy, and the carriage has no windows." ”

I finally understood that the black courier car was to pick up Liu Laosan and Garlic Nose to play with women.

If the express car is a ghost car, then the woman Liu Laosan plays with the garlic nose is a female ghost.

Female ghosts are often very seductive, and it is difficult for ordinary people to resist the temptation of female ghosts.

I think that at the beginning, the female ghost Bai Ping asked me to help her transport the corpse, and she married me, so I couldn't resist her temptation.

Suddenly, I missed Bai Ping a little, and I didn't know how she was now.

I sighed and thought secretly: After I destroy the ghost of Xiao Liuzhuang, I must go to Gaojiazhuang to see Bai Ping, no matter what, she is still my yin wife.

"Uncle, you were introduced by Liu Laosan to play beauty?" I asked.

"That's right. Playing with this beauty, they are all introduced to each other. People are not street girls, where can I sleep with you casually. Garlic Nose said, licking his lips, looking very greedy.

"Uncle, if you can introduce me successfully, I will give you another thousand yuan." I tempted.

"Okay, great." Garlic Nose nodded repeatedly.

Garlic nose yawned and said, "I didn't sleep all night last night, I'm sleepy, I have to go home and get some sleep, otherwise, I won't be able to play tonight." ”