Chapter 8、Only 500 yen to eat hot pot!

Chapter 8, only 500 people have to eat hot pot

Can summon a meteorite to turn the earth into a Shura field, arrange a killing game to kill people and take people's lives in the invisible Grim Reaper, and actually only pawn the price of 500?

The price...... It feels too slotty, isn't it?,Is it selling the Grim Reaper as a prank and scary toy?

If that's the case, the guy who plays a prank with this thing will definitely want to cry without tears, how unlucky it must be

Well, anyway, the Grim Reaper has already been sold. And then...... How to eat hot pot with only 500?

Well, for the vast majority of ordinary people, this is indeed a problem that is not easy to solve.

After all, in Japan at the beginning of the 21st century, 500 was at best enough to buy a slightly more upscale ramen.

However, for Doraemon, who has great powers, this is not a problem at all.

This is because he can use the yen of this era to buy Japanese goods from the Meiji and Taisho eras, of course, according to Japanese prices at the beginning of the twentieth century or even the end of the nineteenth century. It was a good old age when you could buy a big bag of candy for one yen, a hardcover Japanese dictionary for two yen, and an imported bicycle for eighty years

Therefore, with the five hundred in exchange for pawning the "Grim Reaper", Doraemon easily bought the finest hot pot utensils, hot pot seasonings and smokeless charcoal, as well as a large number of ingredients including beef, mutton, sea fish, prawns, bamboo shoots, mushrooms, potatoes, radish greens, and tofu.

Of course, there were no city convenience stores or frozen foods during the Taisho era, so the ingredients were fresh and unprocessed. However, with the knife skills of Yuki Nagato, who is comparable to that of a senior surgeon in a first-class hospital, it is easy to cut them more neatly than the ingredients in a self-service hot pot restaurant. Uh, by the way, kitchen knives are also bought from [period vending machines], and the average knife is about one.

In short, Nagato Yuki shaved the beef and lamb into thin slices like shavings, then made them into lamb rolls and beef rolls, and then cut the potato slices and radish slices with his hands and feet. The agility of his movements and the sophistication of his techniques made Wang Qiu, Nan Lixiang and Ah Xu, who originally wanted to help, not intervene at all. As for Miss Ma Tong, she was busy teasing a little Lori with crooked pigtails.

Huh? What the? A little Lori with crooked pigtails? In the 8B group, which is a group of high school students, where did the little Lori come from?

Well, this Lori is raised by Ah Xu's family - although Ah Xu's parents still refuse to enter the school building that seems to collapse at any time to hide from the rain, but I heard that there is such a good thing as hot pot to eat, Ah Xu's sister, referred to as Sister Xu, is jumping up and down with a cat over.

So, Ma Tong, a fanatical lily girl who can be called the best, immediately brandished the lollipop, a weapon that came out of nowhere to use on Lori, and pounced on it with bright eyes, "...... What a cute little sister...... Come, call sister, as long as you are obedient, my sister will invite you to eat lollipops."

Looking at the strawberry lollipop shaking in front of her, the little Lori girl tilted her head suspiciously, and blinked her eyes: "...... Sister? ”

As she spoke, the pigtails on her head were still swaying from side to side like a dogtail.

“…… Not...... It's so cute...... Ah Xu's sister is really likable...... Let my sister hug ......"

Ma Tong showed an obsessive expression as if he was about to squirt out a nosebleed, drooling like a zombie spreading his arms and flying up.

“…… Not...... Help me...... People are running out of breath......"

The virtual sister who was suddenly used the stunt of "hugging her sister in her arms to kill" had to struggle with the suffocating enthusiasm of Senior Sister Ma Tong.

“…… It's okay, let my sister do your artificial breathing" Ma Tong said seductively with starry eyes.

“…… Not...... Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation? "Little Lori, who is still in kindergarten, seems to be unable to understand such complex words for a while.

“…… Let go of my sister, what are you going to do to someone's sister? ”

It was only at this time that Ah Xu, who realized it later, shouted loudly and rescued the virtual sister from the state of "holding her sister in her arms and killing her".

And this little Lori with pigtails, after taking a few breaths, calmed down a little, and began to shake her brother's arm again, looking overactive, "Who are these big brothers and big sisters who don't know Ah-Xu?" And what's going on with the sister who suddenly hugged someone just now? Her expression looked terrifying, as if she was going to eat someone......"

“…… Some of them are...... My classmates, there are still some ...... Oops, don't shake it...... I guess it's a friend of the Kasuga sister. Ah Xuan introduced intermittently under the shaking attack of his sister, with a helpless expression.

“…… Hehe, I'm sorry, little sister, Senior Sister Ma Tong was born with this virtue, and she goes crazy when she sees cute things. Wang Qiu also came up and snorted, apologized and said, "...... Anyway, you'd better stay away from this weird sister and be careful that she eats you."

“…… Yes? Eat? Wow, ah, people don't want it-"

As a result, the virtual sister, who was already frightened, cried "wow" when she heard the words. And Ah Xu also glared at Wang Qiu angrily......

All in all, after another chicken, fly and dog jump, Wang Qiu and Ah Xu finally calmed down the virtual sister.

At this time, this cute little Lori with pigtails is humming a nursery rhyme with incomplete tones while carrying a plate of small pieces of chopped fish and feeding it to the variegated flower cat named "Shamisen".

“…… Alas, Brother Ah Xu, I have to say, what a strange name for your cat? Is it really the meaning of the leather material? ”

After pondering the name of this "shamisen" for a while, Wang Qiu couldn't help but sigh with heartfelt emotion - as far as Wang Qiu knew, one of the most important materials for the "shamisen", a famous traditional Japanese folk instrument, is cat skin...... So, naming a cat "shamisen" feels like naming a boa python a leash, a crocodile a leather bag, a koi fish sashimi, and a pet pig luncheon meat.

――It seems to contain some kind of indescribable, very subtle horror that makes people want to complain.

“…… Well, maybe that means this this cat was originally decided to be raised by Haruhi Suzumiya, and she seemed to say that she wanted to learn to play the shamisen in college, so she had to prepare the materials now...... In the end, it was left to me to take care of - it feels like a hassle to have a cat. ”

Ah Xuan replied with a wry smile, smoothing the hair of the cat who didn't know that it had been booked, "...... But my sister likes it. ”

Well, anyway, before being skinned alive, go ahead and eat the fish and enjoy what little meow you have left, Comrade Shamisen

Looking at the variegated flower cat that was being slapped and fed by the little Lori, squinting and squinting very happily, Wang Qiu sighed and thought with pity.

Then, in his ears, there was a sudden loud voice from Haruhi Suzumiya, and the sound of soup spoons and kitchen knives striking each other.

“…… Boom, boom, boil, soup, let's eat, hot pot, the last one to come over is responsible for washing the dishes."

――When it rains and the environment is wet and cold, it is warmest to eat hot pot, and many people are happy to eat side by side.

Around the small brass stove with a red charcoal fire, the members of the 8B group and the guests used chopsticks to hold the meat slices, shabu the soup base, and dipped in the seasonings, at first they were a little restrained, but they relaxed a lot as they ate, first grabbing each other's limited amount of beef, and then even fighting for wine - at first, all the high school students just drank drinks, while Wang Qiu and other adults drank beer and wine. But while drinking, the curious Haruhi Suzumiya snatched Nan Lixiang's wine to "taste the taste", and then couldn't stop, and in the spirit of "it's better to be happy alone than to be happy", she poured a large glass of Yu red wine into Asahina Minoru Jiukai, which made her turn her eyes on the spot......

Next, even Gu Quan drank it half-pushed and half-drunk on the spot...... Only Ah Xu and his sister persevered and resisted the temptation of alcohol.

“…… The meat is great, and the soup is really good, and the taste is so good. Senior Sister Ma Tong drank a bowl of soup and praised it repeatedly-most of the soup base of Japanese hot pot is relatively light, and you can drink it directly like noodle soup," ...... Little sister, you can also have a bowl and eat more meat to grow taller."

She graciously served a bowl of hot pot soup to Xumei, which was full of various slices of meat and boiled quail eggs. But Sister Xu just sniffed it vigilantly, and pushed the bowl of broth to Brother Xu--So, Ma Tong's face showed a very hurt expression. And Ah Xu, who was drinking the broth, said that the other party was completely self-inflicted," ...... Who told you to attack my sister like that just now, and it scared her out of the psychological shadows, okay? ”

“…… Hehe, I get dizzy when I see cute things, and I always feel that my body is out of control. Ma Tong cheekily stuck out his tongue.

“…… Is it similar to a transient physical disorder? The body acts on its own with thoughts, etc.? ”

“…… Maybe that's why people's minds can often decide what their bodies do, even if they don't want to. ”

“…… Like the legend 'can't help it, the passion kills and the tram idiot?' I can probably get it. ”

Ah Xuan nodded thoughtfully, but his words were full of the viciousness of being a professional complaint, "...... In this case, I should have called the police, but considering that you are a woman, you should be treated preferentially, so the next time I encounter this situation, I should contact a psychiatrist."

“…… Hey, Mr. Ah Xu, what kind of way of thinking do you have," Ma Tong suddenly slapped his chopsticks and was annoyed.

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At the same time, it seems that the Grim Reaper has been destroyed, and the torrential rain outside the house has gradually subsided. The downpour turned into a drizzle, and then a ray of sunshine pierced the gloomy clouds and sprinkled the land, creating a brilliant rainbow of seven colors...... Looking at such a shocking spectacle full of dreams, the people who took refuge in the school playground couldn't help but cheer for their rebirth after the catastrophe.

In the activity room of the 8B regiment, everyone who was full of wine and food also looked at the rainbow after the rain, and was full of emotion for a while.

“…… Alas, another catastrophe has finally passed...... Although this adventure is neither exciting nor thrilling compared to the past, and even a little boring, the sense of relief and accomplishment after all the qiē is over, it is still just as pleasant."

Looking at the rainbow floating in the sky, Doraemon held his wine glass, squinted his eyes and said with heartfelt emotion.

“…… Oh? So, you've been on a lot of thrilling adventures before, right? Mr. Qì from the future? ”

Haruhi Suzumiya, who was already slightly drunk, shook the red wine in his glass and muttered, "...... Can you tell me about it? ”

“…… Well, of course, you can, but if you really talk about it from beginning to end, I'm afraid that I won't be able to finish it for three days and three nights, or I'll pick some key points, and put aside the things that were born on aliens and other worlds, and tell you all kinds of stories about being born on our earth......"

Then, Doraemon told the excited Haruhi Suzumiya about the Great Demon Realm of Africa, the underground dinosaur kingdom and the remnants of ancient civilizations......

“…… Wow, listen to you, our seemingly ordinary earth, but in fact, it is full of incredible secrets, deep underground caves live dinosaur people and the remnants of Muda 6 (Note), and in the Congo forest in Africa, there is a lost dog kingdom? ”

For Doraemon and those elementary school students' magical adventures, Haruhi Suzumiya was fascinated by it, and almost the whole person was about to "burn", "...... Oh my God, what a wonderful and exciting world this is, Doraemon, when will you take me to see those places? Well...... Anyway, there is an old saying that it is better to choose a day than to hit the sun, while all the members of the 8B regiment are here, we will simply come out now"

-- When this remark came out, everyone was shocked

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Note: The Muda 6 corresponds to the Atlantis 6 in the Atlantic Ocean, the legendary "Sunken 6" located in the Pacific Ocean that once had a high level of civilization.

The legend of M'da 6 was first hypothesized by modern Western geographers to explain some of the incredible and magnificent man-made ruins that the navigators stumbled upon on the South Pacific islands, where only the ignorant islanders survived, such as the stone statues of Easter Island and the megalithic palace on South Matar Island. Scholars consider it to be the masterpiece of the Great 6 civilization of the Ancient Gum. In addition, some people have found some suspicious testimony in ancient manuscripts of Mayan ruins.

However, according to the latest archaeological findings in recent years, the prevailing Muda 6 hypothesis has been gradually overturned, but it has not yet been completely bankrupt.

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