Chapter 7, how to eat hot pot with only 500?

“…… Indeed, if it is the 'Grim Reaper' in "The Grim Reaper", then the recently born qiē can be explained. ”

No matter what the circumstances, Nagato's voice seems to be as undulating as the surface of a frozen lake," ...... Since the beginning of this week, I have vaguely sensed a kind of malice that seems to come from the universe, and a series of unscrupulous information operations, constantly taking turns to kill me and Haruhi Suzumiya, such as the commissary bread mixed with highly toxic cyanide, the mob motorcycle that rushed into the schoolyard, and the baseball and soccer ball that flew in by breaking the classroom window...... Although these killings are not worth mentioning at all in the face of Haruhi Suzumiya's unconscious counterattack, and I also relied on a series of information operations to easily repel the above provocations, but this qiē seems to be an accidental coincidence, so I can't find the true identity of the person behind the scenes. So I chose to live with Haruhi Suzumiya these days, both for personal monitoring and just in case.

However, in the past few days, I have not been able to find out what is going on with this qiē, and of course I have not been able to let those killings against me and Haruga succeed. This impasse seems to have made the conspiracy behind the scenes more and more agitated, and it also made the disaster of Nishinomiya Ichisheng bigger and bigger, and the power became more and more terrifying. Just now, when I went to the sea near the port area to investigate the disaster, this 'Grim Reaper' even created an undersea volcano to engulf me, and in addition to using lightning to try to block my retreat route. Although I eventually withdrew, I was given an electric shock to the waist......"

To be honest, the behavior of the alien agent Yuki Nagato is also without the slightest shyness of a young girl - in full view of everyone, she actually took off her sailor suit without hesitation, revealing a large and shocking ugly scar on her waist, "Don't worry, so that Cheng Dù's injury will be repaired automatically in just two hours, and it will not leave any unnecessary marks on the skin......"

Although she said it very easily, everyone couldn't help but gasp, and the god of Suzumiya Kasuga immediately became gorgeously angry:

“…… Wow, ah, ah, how can there be such a reason, a mere god of death on the street, dare to destroy my beautiful hometown, hurt my lovely team members, what a big dog guts, feed that god of death who doesn't know what his name is, you give me out, my mother promises not to kill you"

She held her fair chest, crossed her waist with one hand, pointed to the ceiling with the other, and shouted with a remarkable expression.

Hey, dear Kasuga Suzumiya, do you think that as long as you roar, this god of death will obediently tie your hands and arrest you?

However, in this incredible world, there are many things that you lose if you are serious......

- Remember, in front of Suzumiya Haruhi, no matter what kind of gods and demon kings you have, they are just scum with insufficient combat power

Therefore, in the stunned sight of everyone, the "Grim Reaper" that had troubled Xigong City for a long time really slowly appeared in the corner

- It was a black figure with no specific fat and thin figure, wrapped in a long black cloak, with a large hood on it, as if it was slightly bowing its head, and the front of the hood covered a small half of the face, so that the whole face of the figure was hidden in the shadows, and it was impossible to distinguish clearly. The most terrible thing is that this black shadow is suspended in mid-air, and there is nothing under the cloak, and I don't know where the feet have gone.

Obviously, this "Grim Reaper" is not very happy to endure the inhumane onlookers of the crowd. Even in full view of everyone, it still tried again and again in vain to turn into black mist and escape, but it always re-condensed again and again, and was so restrained that it could not move, so it had to let out bursts of angry roars...... Then Haruhi Suzumiya, who was tired of listening, glared at him, and he couldn't make a sound anymore.

“…… This...... How did this Grim Reaper come about? The 'Grim Reaper' described in the movie seems to be just a shadowless and invisible being."

Faced with this "Grim Reaper" who was suddenly pulled out, Wang Qiu opened his mouth for a while, not knowing what to say.

“…… Don't be surprised, Mr. Wang Qiu, because Haruhi Suzumiya has the highest information control authority on the entire earth. ”

Yuki Nagato said in an inorganic voice on the side, "...... For any information body on Earth, she only needs to reach a certain level of information synchronization rate to completely manipulate and modify them. And the Grim Reaper is no exception. ”

“…… Information...... Synchronization rate? What the hell is it? Ma Tong was a little confused when he heard it, to put it simply, he was shamefully dizzy.

“…… Information is what we say on our side, and in your parlance here, Haruhi Suzumiya is the master of this world, and has the highest authority to modify this world. Nagato Yuki thought for a moment, pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, and added, "...... I didn't know the 'Grim Reaper' before, and I could only passively see the moves, and fight back. Now that she knows the culprit, as long as she reaches a certain level of information synchronization, she can grasp the Grim Reaper in her hands and deal with it in any way......"

“…… This one...... You still haven't explained clearly, what does this information synchronization rate mean," Wang Qiu asked.

“…… For Haruhi Suzumiya, the information synchronization rate is the success rate of kinetic ability. Generally speaking, the synchronization rate is higher after falling asleep, and then it is easy to have a higher synchronization rate when there are strong mental fluctuations - in layman's terms, it is when she is very angry or happy that she will have a situation similar to the spirit of speech and the Great Prophecy......" Nagato Yuki said with a blank face.

--Recalling that Haruhi Suzumiya just looked at the scar on Nagato's fair skin, with an angry look on his face, Wang Qiu suddenly realized.

At the same time, the "Grim Reaper", who was bound in the corner of the wall by an invisible force, did not forget to make a final resistance - just as everyone was curiously looking at the true face of the Grim Reaper, and at the same time exchanging heads and whispers, the concrete floor slab under their feet trembled again......

“…… Wow, ahhh......h The earthquake is coming again, everyone run," the timid Shi Jiukai was the first to scream.

“…… Well, don't be afraid, earthquakes are not rare, just bear with it a little and it will pass."

Haruhi Suzumiya reached out and touched Shi Jiukai's head and comforted, "...... Maybe we can get this crooked building back in order."

Sure enough, after a few moments, the earthquake stopped, and it seemed that there were no obvious casualties, and even the building where the 8B Regiment was located, which had been tilted strictly, was once again tremored and corrected......

“…… Look, I'll just say. You don't have to worry about it from the beginning," Haruhi Suzumiya said with a smug face.

“… Woo it's terrible......" But the frightened Shi Jiukai was still crying.

Immediately afterwards, Yuki Nagato suddenly looked up at the cloudy lead-gray sky, and opened his mouth to warn everyone:

“…… Pay attention to the alarmA huge meteorite has suddenly changed its orbit and is falling towards the Earth, which is expected to enter the atmosphere soon"

- Despite the above-mentioned warnings of the coming of the apocalypse, her face remained calm and unwavering, without the slightest hint of worry.

“…… Hum just a meteorite, and dare to attack the earth? Fuck off."

Haruhi Suzumiya looked at the sky and shouted loudly, while Doraemon, who had just taken out the space detection equipment, was stunned as he looked at the strange curves on the screen, "...... The meteorite suddenly turned 180 degrees and flew away in the opposite direction...... It's not scientific."

Hey, Doraemon, some things don't need to be too rare and weird, and as for whether science is unscientific or not, it's a trivial matter - Haruhi Suzumiya represents the will of this world, at least on the earth, and every law of science must obey her ideas

“…… Well. Suzumiya Haruhi clasped his hands to his chest and nodded in satisfaction, "...... It's kind of interesting. Then, she glanced at the Grim Reaper, who seemed to be trembling, and said disdainfully, "...... Sure enough, it's the moth you made again, stop me a little, and don't do anything from now on."

So, no matter how unwilling the poor Grim Reaper was, he had to give up resistance and wait for death at this point.

――At this point, Wang Qiu can be regarded as having understood: as long as there is an omnipotent Lianggong god covering, what is the end of the world?

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All in all, after crushing the dying resistance of a certain god of death in the street, Haruhi Suzumiya began to touch his chin and consider what to do with it.

Although I promised not to kill it in advance, there should be many ways to kill it in addition to killing it

“…… Hey, you think I'm supposed to steam you? What about the explosion? Or is it boiled? Sure enough, it's still boiled, and I just got tired of eating peony pot (Japanese-style pork hot pot), sukiyaki (Japanese-style beef hot pot), seafood pot and so on, so it seems good to try the Grim Reaper pot for a different taste......"

With a pleasant expression and a cheerful tone, suddenly Haruhi Suzumiya, who had a big brain, said the above creepy words, which made everyone hear it in a cold sweat - Hey, Haruga Suzumiya-san, you seem to have said something very terrible just now, do you want to inherit the path of Master Bei and become a woman standing at the top of the food chain?

“…… Ahem, Ryomiya-san, I think this dirty black cloak is not suitable for consumption no matter how you look at it, if you really want to eat hot pot, why don't you pawn it for money and then buy ingredients, a novel creature like this, maybe it can be used as a good price."

-- Comrade Doraemon, who has been forced by huge debts for a while and has completely gotten into the eyes of money, persuaded Haruhi Suzumiya like this.

Haruhi Suzumiya, who was originally just a whim, immediately accepted Doraemon's Jian yì with kindness, grabbed the "Grim Reaper" and stuffed it into the [Automatic Pawn Machine]...... Then, in full view of everyone, from the withdrawal mouth of the [automatic pawn machine], "Dangchang" dropped a coin.

A 500 yen coin.

That's all the money that a certain god of death sells to the streets...... How to eat hot pot with only 500?

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