Chapter 6 Taoist Li Qiankun
When we arrived at the store, the clerk introduced to us very enthusiastically that this is the abbot's thousand-foot gold Maitreya who has opened the light, and that is the abbot's Hetian Jade Guanyin, in short, it is a word "expensive". www.biquge.info I asked him if he had any wooden fish, robes, Buddhist beads and other magic weapons, and he pouted disdainfully: "I've been in the temple for almost three years, and I haven't seen anyone knock on the wooden fish. Before leaving, Er Fat still spent 200 yuan to buy a small Guanyin statue. I advised him, "At first glance, it's a bunch of wine and meat monks, this thing must not work." "Erfat said that wearing this can make people's bodies better, and I asked why. He said: "Put a Bodhisattva under the pillow, and I don't dare to watch a movie at night, for fear of disrespecting the Bodhisattva." ”
Out of the temple, we went straight to Qingyang Temple. Qingyangguan didn't even want ticket money, which made me feel good, it seems that there is a play. As soon as I entered the view, I saw a Taoist priest with a crane hair and a childish face sweeping the floor, according to the rules of general novels, what sweeping, cooking, looking at the door are all masters, I hurriedly stepped forward to make a move, the old Taoist said with a solemn expression, "The donor wants to count a hexagram?" Today you are the first and can get a discount! "I can see it, a raccoon dog.
I was about to come out of Qingyang Temple when I suddenly heard a noise in front of me, hey, there was a lot of fun. I saw a handsome young man in his early 20s who was fighting with several Taoist priests. In line with the principle that I can't miss the excitement, I asked around, and an enthusiastic old man told me that this young man came here every day to learn the ability to catch ghosts and eliminate demons from the Taoist priests, "Isn't this nonsense, young people nowadays, feudal superstition is unacceptable!" "Yes, you're right," I scoffed. The old man saw that things had calmed down, and walked out with his hands behind his back, still holding the hexagram he had just solved in his hand, and he didn't know who was feudal and superstitious.
Out of the Taoist temple, the kid hadn't gone far, so I hurriedly called out to him. The young man looked at me suspiciously, I handed Er Fat a cigarette, leaned on a tree with a crooked neck and said to him, "Idle is idle anyway, nagging." "The young man's name is Li Qiankun, and his ancestors have been Huoju Taoist priests for three generations, and since his grandfather died after eating the immortal pill he practiced ten years ago, the family has never believed in it anymore. Until last month, Li Qiankun cleaned his grandfather's room and accidentally found a Taoist secretary "Demon Removal Record" used to pad the table legs, and his interest increased greatly. Devoted to Taoism, he decided to come to Qingyangguan to "study", but the Taoist priests did not believe him, saying that he was engaged in feudal superstition.
"Come on, come on, let us open our eyes with a palm thunder!" I hurriedly handed him a cigarette, talent, this major is really too good for me. Li Qiankun took a deep breath, waved his right hand forward, and shouted in his mouth, "Palm thunder!" "My cigarette slid out of my mouth, and my fat glasses fell to the ground." You don't have anything! Li Qiankun's face flushed, "So far, I have successfully used it once." "No wonder the Taoist priests don't believe him." This kid can't have a problem here, right? "Erfat Erfat pointed to his head and whispered." What I'm saying is true, believe it or not! Li Qiankun stomped his feet and turned around to leave.
"Hey, you wait. Do you believe that there are demons and monsters in this world? I can tell you the story of both of us. I'm from the underworld. "Listening to the story of me and Er Fat, the expression on Li Qiankun's face is very rich. Showing surprise, then disdain, it's clear that he thinks we're bragging B. It wasn't until I talked about the incognito giant rat that Li Qiankun hurriedly interrupted me, "Is it this kind of mouse?" As he spoke, he pulled out an old book with a tattered cover from his satchel.
I leaned over and looked, hey, really. The big mouse on the book is vividly drawn, and there is a line of small words at the bottom: "Giant rat, the rat demon that has not become a spirit, can be invisible, and has a demon pill." "Demon Pill, this is a good thing, it is estimated that after eating, how can you increase the number of Jiazi cultivators, the next time I see Lao Wang Ba, I must come back." It seems that Lao Li's family really has some good things. "Your grandfather didn't leave you anything more?" I asked curiously. "Yes," Li Qiankun casually took out an old-fashioned mechanical watch from his bag, "Seagull brand, just don't go out of words." "This bad luck boy.
I asked Li Qiankun if he would like to join us, and the young man nodded excitedly, "Viagra, I have found an organization today." "This kid is not very old, but his mind to eliminate demons is very firm, and it is estimated that Wang Lao Wu will like it. Although I still haven't bought any good equipment, the organization is getting stronger and stronger, and I am full of pride. When I got home, I looked at the house, two bedrooms and a living room, a kitchen and a bathroom, it was enough for the three of us, the problem was that the floor was too high, it was too hard to climb the fifth floor every time, and the environment of the community was not very good, there were uncles and aunts with red armbands everywhere, not to mention those of us who engaged in feudal superstition, even those who were professional post small advertisements did not dare to come to our community, and they grabbed one accurately, which affected business development too much. After calculating the recent expenses, in addition to the last time I went to Rehabilitation Road to buy a "magic weapon", the rent for Uncle Li this month, and the money for me and Er Fat to eat and drink beer, there are 90,000 yuan left from 100,000 yuan, and the three of them discussed how to change places to live.
When I came to a real estate agency called "Maya", I was immediately greeted by a girl in a short skirt and a white shirt. "Three gentlemen, is there anything I can do to help you?" The little girl was smiling.
"We want to rent a house, we want three bedrooms and two living rooms, we want a first floor, and we want a lot of young people."
"I'll show you, ah, there is just one set in Wanhua Community, with a monthly rent of 2,000, I'll take three of you to see the house first?"
Under the leadership of the white shirt, we came to Wanhua Community, which is a newly built community, although there is no green tree but the traffic is very convenient, the subway is out, the community can not see a few old men and old ladies, the key is that the house is decorated, what refrigerator, TV, air conditioning are basically new, which is like the old Li Tou's house, the sofa is three legs. I paid a year's rent, signed an agreement, took the key, and was about to say goodbye to my white shirt when suddenly Wang Lao Wu called.
"Ah Wei, where are you? I'm at your doorstep, come back quickly! "I proudly told him that Lao Tzu has money and has moved to a new house." Heck, if I were you, I wouldn't move. Come back quickly, there is a good thing! "Hurried back to the house, I saw Wang Lao Wu squatting at the door and smoking a cigarette while chatting with Uncle Li." I don't know which thing lacks virtue, our family's Ah Bai's tail was broken, and Ah Bai went on a hunger strike as soon as he looked in the mirror in the past two days. ”
"This kind of person should go out and let the car crash, drink water and stuff his teeth." Lao Wang Ba saw me coming over and echoed loudly. When I saw it, Ah Bai was not the short-tailed "rabbit". If you really tell you that your cat's tail was bitten off by mice, you have to be able to believe it.