Chapter 5 Fighting monsters with your ass

Early the next morning, Er Fat and I took a taxi to the supermarket with the white cat, thinking about the final payment that was about to arrive, I was full of confidence and I was full of spirits. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE怂 info The white cat entered the delicatessen with graceful steps, looking left and right, like a king patrolling his territory. Er Fat and I stared at it tightly, for fear of missing a little. Suddenly, the white cat "meowed", bowed its body, and pounced to the left, followed by a burst of fighting. There is a play, I and Er Fat hurriedly chased after me, this beast was really angry with me, and I saw that the white cat was pressing a salmon and biting hard. "This beast eats better than I do!" The second fat was about to step forward to give it a kick, but I quickly stopped, "Just take it as a salary, it's good to work when you're full." Half of the fish went down, and the white cat returned to its lazy appearance, and "Meow" called twice, and the remaining half of the fish began to purr on the pillow.

I just wandered around the supermarket, I watched TV, I tried the sofa, I vented on the treadmill, I peeped in the underwear store, I thought that I would have to cook for myself for a long time in the future, I bought some pots and pans and a small bag of flour. As soon as I turned back to the deli area, I heard two "squeaks", this time it was a roast duck floating in the air. I quickly opened the flour I had just bought, grabbed a handful and threw it over. Not to mention that it really worked, a gray figure gradually became clear in the flying flour. The mouse, a big rat not much smaller than a dirt dog, had bright eyes and glared at me and Er Fat viciously. The giant rat jumped up and slammed it at my neck. At the critical moment, my usual skills in group fighting came in handy, only to see me stretch my limbs, first a "dog eating" lying on the ground, narrowly escaped a giant rat's kill, followed by a "donkey rolling" around the giant rat's back, picked up the iron pot just bought and hit the rat's head is fierce. With a loud "bang", the giant rat was smashed and turned over twice, shook its head and got up and squeaked at me twice, its eyes staring at me, as if sensing that I was more difficult to deal with. The second fat took the opportunity to pick up a mop and quietly copied it from the back bread, and the mop fell in his hand, and he was about to get it.

The second fat turned around and ran, the giant rat chased after him, and seeing that the chrysanthemum was not safe, I grabbed the white cat that was still snoring and smashed it at the giant rat. The white cat was obviously taken aback, twisting his waist desperately in the air, and when he landed, he was still able to keep all fours on the ground. All things are mutually reinforcing, water overcomes fire, fire overcomes gold, gold overcomes wood, and cats overcomes mice. But this simple truth the white cat didn't seem to understand, and suddenly saw a mouse much bigger than himself, his brain instantly short-circuited, hesitated for a moment, and then stretched out his paw and gently touched the tail of the mouse that was longer than his body. The giant rat turned its head, and with a strange smile on its face, it bit down fiercely at the white cat's head. The white cat slipped forward, its head was saved, but its tail was bitten, and I guess it could pretend to be a rabbit from now on. The giant rat chewed the cat's tail in its mouth in satisfaction, and then lunged at me again, biting down on the base of his thigh. Fortunately, I am tall, otherwise I would have become a eunuch. I pressed the giant rat's neck desperately, for fear that it would suddenly take another bite upward, and kept shouting "Er Fat, crush him!" I saw the second fat jump up high and sit on the body of the giant rat. Not to mention a mouse as big as a dog, even if the Tibetan mastiff comes, it will be given for nothing, the giant rat screamed in pain from this blow, I took the opportunity to pull my leg out of the mouse's mouth, and the two big holes of the good guy sneered and bloody. I was happy when I saw it again, and the cat tail that I had just swallowed was smashed and spit out. I also learned to make a heavy leap and sit on the head of the rat with one ass, this time it was me, there was no meat on the buttocks, it was so fucking painful.

Just as I was about to take off my pants to examine the wound, Wang Lao Wu appeared. "Ah, you don't even spare a dead mouse, you are so cruel!" Lao Wang Ba looked me up and down, and said slowly, "In view of your excellent completion of this task, the organization has decided to turn you into a regular, and from today onwards, you will be an official prefectural field officer." Here's your salary for the month. As he spoke, he handed me a small packet of plum candy. I took it apart and threw one into my mouth. "Don't chew, who do you want to become?" Sister Chi Ling immediately appeared in my mind, and I felt the change in an instant. My good brother, who was not as strong as the blacks, but who had been with me for 25 years, disappeared in an instant like a grain of rice in a typhoon. "It's a metamorphosis plum candy, you can become anyone after eating it, of course, you can only use it once a day, no more than 8 hours at a time. There are 10 pills in total, well, now there are only 9 pills. By the way, you don't want this, do you? Wang Lao Wu pointed to the motionless giant rat on the floor. What do you want it for? "I'm a little confused." Ever heard of the Three Squeaks? "Ah, you're so cruel!" I said in unison.

reported the results to Boss Sun, and Boss Sun happily threw out the final payment of 50,000 yuan. After calculating the income and expenses of the past few days, I think I must be a qualified field worker, which is more profitable than being an office worker. After going to the hospital to clean the wound and get vaccinated, Er Pang and I discussed the experience and lessons of this operation at the barbecue stall downstairs, and agreed that the issue of equipment must be put on the agenda as soon as possible. There are four of the city's most famous religious sites. The mosque in Muslim Street, the Catholic Church in Shangshan Road, the Huayin Temple in Nanshan and the Qingyang Temple. Considering that it is unlikely that there will be werewolves and vampires in this book in the near future, we decided to go to local temples and Taoist temples tomorrow.

We came to Nanshan early in the morning, and we discussed that we should go to Huayin Temple first. Speaking of which, I still have a deep understanding of Buddhism. The logic of Buddhism is basically like this, "You are not really vicious, stingy, evil, you are just too stupid, as long as you are willing to give incense money, you can still be saved." No, after paying 50 yuan for the entrance fee, we entered the monastery without any problems. Huayin Temple is said to be the dojo of Maitreya Buddha, and you can see large and small Maitreya Buddha statues everywhere, some standing, some lying, some stone, and some gilded. I secretly scraped some gold dust off while people weren't looking, and it turned out to be paint. Phew, the Buddha also dared to deceive, it was really lacking in virtue.

Entering the main hall, I was about to kowtow to the Buddha, but was stopped by a little monk, I had to let us first salute a stick of 200 pieces of incense, I ignored him, the flesh between the teeth of this guy has not been shaved clean. A middle-aged man next to him was praying with a sincere prayer on his face, "Buddha bless, I want a house, a good car, and I want to marry two and three rooms!" You just said that you want to be a servant of the people! The little monk was unhappy when he saw that we were unwilling to burn incense, and after asking the reason, he sent us directly to the shop behind the temple, saying that the things there were all opened by the abbot himself.