Chapter 37: Don't Call Me Brother
"Brother......
As soon as Li Yu materialized the martial arts, Su Qiang walked a few steps away with the martial arts left behind after Zhang Yahui's death, and the long-pitched "brother" made Li Yu's whole body stand goosebumps. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Stop!" Li Yu put away the martial arts and hurriedly stopped what Su Qiang was going to say later, "Your brother screams make me uncomfortable, you are older than me, you are more handsome than me, you should call yourself brother!" ”
"Brother, I was wrong, I was wrong before, I have eyes and don't know gold and jade, my head hits, brother, you are much more handsome than me, you are my brother." Su Qiang said, handing the martial arts to Li Yu with a flattering smile: "Brother, this is the martial arts that broke out after the death of Zhang Yahui's woman, take a look." ”
Li Yu glanced at Su Qiang's smile, and his body couldn't restrain him, "Your smile has completely shattered the tall image you established in my heart before!" Don't you feel sorry? After speaking, he didn't dare to look at Su Qiang again, but he reached out and took the martial arts that he handed over.
Will this martial arts code burst out after death?
Li Yu flipped back and forth with the martial arts dictionary and looked at it.
"Brother, you forgot the stupidity I was before. Let's force it! Su Qiang cried with a sad face, seeing Li Yu's strength, thinking that he had pretended to be an old driver teaching a pink newcomer, he couldn't wait to give himself two slaps.
The end times are so difficult, there's nothing to pretend to be.
"I probably can't forget it." Li Yu smiled lightly, "After this person dies, will the martial arts burst out?" How does this feel like playing a game and exploding equipment? ”
Su Qiang was puzzled, "The martial arts that have been strengthened to the entity will explode after death, brother, with your strength, haven't you killed people who have been realised in martial arts before?" ”
"What? If you have the strength, why do you want to kill? Li Yu turned the page of the martial arts, the first page, the rating of martial arts that did not enter the stream, and the second page, the basic leg method. Third-order, this martial arts canon is no different from his own martial canon, and he can't see the slightest effect, "This martial canon, what's the use?" ”
Su Qiang looked at Li Yu a little blankly, "Brother, if Wudian absorbs Wudian, you can increase the number of pages of Wudian, don't you know this?" It's been three years since the end of the world, this should be common sense, right? ”
"I'm from a cave, and my knowledge is relatively short, can't I?" Li Yu said, put the martial arts into his own martial arts space, this martial arts can increase the pages of the martial arts, it is indeed a good thing, with the speed of his own comprehension of martial arts, plus the war beast, a hundred pages of martial arts will soon be insufficient.
"Thank you for helping me pick up the martial arts, don't call me brother anymore, I feel so uncomfortable to hear, my name is Li Yu, you can call me Li Yu." Li Yu looked around, "I'm going to find something to eat, are you going?" ”
There are still too many unfamiliar with this last days, so by the way, let's bring this chatter, in case you encounter danger and want to run away, there is still a bottom.
"Go, of course go, I'll go wherever my brother goes. Brother, my name is Su Qiang, Su Dongpo's Su, Xu Wenqiang's Qiang, you can call Xiaoqiang. Su Qiang had a flattering smile on his face, "Brother, what are we going to find to eat?" ”
"I didn't think about it, let's see it as we go! Let's go! ”
Two hours later, it was already dark, and under the moonlight, Li Yu jumped up, and the wooden stick in his hand smashed heavily on the body of a giant toad that jumped up.
Click!
Bang!
The stick broke, and the giant toad fell to the ground.
"Okay, it's settled, drag it away and roast." Li Yu threw away the broken wooden stick in his hand, and couldn't help but kick the giant toad that was still twitching.
"The skin is so fucking thick!" To kill this giant toad, Li Yu spent more than 20 minutes and smashed six arm-thick wooden sticks, but this giant toad was even more difficult to kill than Zhang Yahui's woman!
This giant toad is bigger than a large bucket, absolutely more than sixty kilograms.
Losing the system's innate favorability bonus for the evolution beast, this apocalyptic world is full of evolution beasts, Li Yu can no longer wander around, no, if you want to pick a few peaches to satisfy your hunger, you have to solve a frog evolution beast first.
"Come on!" Su Qiang ran from a distance excitedly, dragging the corpse of the frog evolution beast and walking back, where there was a grill he had set up by collecting dry branches, "Brother, I will leave the tiring work of roasting toads to me, and I will trouble you to pick the peaches." ”
"Good!" In response to Su Qiang's voice, Li Yu exerted force under his feet, stepped on the thick trunk of the peach tree, and went up to the peach tree in a few clicks.
This peach tree stands alone on the edge of the cliff, it is not thick in this last days, but if it is placed before the end of the world, it is definitely a giant tree, this trunk, at least three adults can hold hands to be able to wrap around.
The peaches on the peach tree were as big as the previous tomatoes, as big as a basin, and in the moonlight, they were as red as if they were soaked in blood, and the fragrance of peaches overflowed.
Li Yu picked one off, held it and sniffed it, and couldn't help but take a bite.
"Cool!"
The sweetness of peaches diffused from the tip of the tongue to the root of the tongue, and from the root of the tongue to the stomach, Li Yu couldn't help but close his eyes and enjoy it, and subconsciously exclaimed.
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"Poor and pitiful, watching the anchor take a bite on this peach, he is in his twenties, and he is drooling."
"Fortunately, there are still a few peaches at home, otherwise I would have to lick the computer screen."
"My wife told me to go down and buy peaches, and I have to buy them back in five minutes, and it takes half an hour to go back and forth, and I have to fly! Cry bitterly, cry bitterly, cry bitterly! ”
"Anchor, can you give me a peach? Pray Pray Pray Ask Ask. ”
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There were sixty-three peaches in one tree, and Li Yu picked them all, except for the one he was holding in his hand, the rest were collected into the martial arts space.
The Wudian space is a three-dimensional space with a length, width and height of ten meters, which belongs to a completely independent heterotopic space, and there is no time passing in it, but it is best to store these peaches.
"Xiaoqing, do you want to eat peaches?" Li Yu got off the peach tree and walked towards Su Qiang while asking the little green snake in his heart.
"No, Xiaoqing wants to eat roasted toads."
"It will take a while to roast the toad, this peach tastes good, do you want to taste it first?"
"No, Xiaoqing can't help but eat full, Xiaoqing wants to keep his stomach to eat roasted toads."
“……”
Li Yu approached Su Qiang, who had already set up the toad and made a fire to roast it.
The smell of meat was overflowing, and in the moonlight, in the red firelight, Su Qiang had a happy smile on his face.
"Brother, meeting you is really a blessing from my last life, I haven't touched meat for more than half a year, and I can eat enough on the first day I met you." Seeing Li Yu coming, Su Qiang's roasting action was even smoother.
“……”
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"Let's talk about it, Brother Xiaoqiang's smile doesn't look like a little daughter-in-law who cooks for her husband?"
"It's not like it, it's like a little husband who cooks for his daughter-in-law."
"Either way, I'm starting to worry if the anchor will bend!"
"Upstairs is a blind bb, do you think the anchor is a diao like you? The anchor needs a woman, and someone will send it to the door every minute, how can it be bent? ”
"I really want to be the person next to the anchor, barbecue for him, wash peaches for him, fight with him, sleep with him, and pop with him."
"The last sentence upstairs is the point, right? The key, are you male or female? ”
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"Damn, can you not call me brother with such a lewd smile?" Li Yu took out a peach and smashed it directly at Su Qiang, "Lao Tzu doesn't do it." ”
"Uh......" Su Qiang hurriedly took the peach, "Brother, I'm just too excited, I don't do it, I also like women." ”
"I don't care if you like women or animals, anyway, don't call me brother again, I'm afraid I'll have a myocardial infarction if I hear too much!" Li Yu sat on the stone on the side with the peach in his arms, and he wanted to stay away from Su Qiang.
"......, brother, don't hit people like this, don't call your brother, calling your name doesn't show my respect for my brother!" Su Qiang was miserable.
"Stop, I've seen too much of your expression, I'm afraid I can't help but beat you." Li Yu stretched out his hand to directly block Su Qiang's face in his sight, "Can't we get along normally?" I don't accept my younger brother. ”