Chapter Thirty-Eight: I Raised the Serpent

When the toad was roasted, Su Qiang's tone of speech was also adjusted by Li Yu to be normal, at least he no longer screamed from the left and the right. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

Changed his name to Brother Yu.

"It tastes good!" There is no seasoning in this roasted evolution toad, but the entrance is also fragrant, Li Yu tore off a toad leg and bit it lightly, and couldn't help but praise it.

"Hmm...... Not...... Brother Yu...... Not...... Belch. Su Qiang, who was sitting opposite, stuffed a mouthful of toad meat, swallowed it with difficulty, and finally could speak normally, "Brother Yu, you are strong and can eat meat often, but I haven't touched meat for more than half a year, and now it feels like a single person who has been fighting for thirty years has finally met a woman." No, Brother Yu, I feel like I'm going to cry with happiness. In the end, Su Qiang really shed tears.

In the last days, there are too few people who have the strength and can treat others sincerely. Only brothers who have been with each other all year round turn against each other for a little food, and it is difficult to find food and let it go for brothers and friends to enjoy to the fullest.

"The man cries a lot, he likes to eat, give me the remaining two legs, and you eat the rest!"

"Brother Yu, you are so good, I know that keeping up with Brother Yu is the most correct decision I have made in my life!" Su Qiang looked at Li Yu with a sweet and happy face. That look, that tone, is like a girl who has just been snapped looking at her lover, it's really affectionate.

"......" Li Yu's hands trembled, and the toad's legs almost fell to the ground, "you numbness, if you have this kind of expression and tone of voice, you will get out of my *******, Lao Tzu's sexual orientation is absolutely normal." Lao Tzu is a good youth, but he hasn't touched a girl yet, but he must not turn to the base.

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"Haha, the anchor is not only skilled in flirting with snakes, but this flirtatious man is also a grandmaster, when can I show my flirtatious sister?"

"The anchor's technique of flirting with girls is scum, and the cute girl Qin Xiaodie didn't succeed in sending it to the door before."

"The anchor is going to take the route!"

"Anchor, my sister is so sad, my sister wants to accompany you."

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"Brother, brother, I want to eat toad legs, I want to eat roasted toad legs!"

The noisy voice of the little green snake sounded in his heart again, Li Yu glanced at Su Qiang, who was suffering with a bitter face after being scolded, hesitated, and agreed to the little green snake's request.

"Be low-key and reserved."

Commanding the little green snake twice, Li Yu secretly summoned the little green snake behind the stone under him, as soon as the little green snake appeared, Li Yu only felt a flash of blue light in front of him, and the little green snake had already pounced on the roasted toad and bit it down.

The speed at which it eats...... This is a foodie-turned-snake, right?

"What's that?" Su Qiang felt a flash of green light in front of him, and when he raised his head, he saw that a small green snake had rolled up its beloved roasted toad.

A snake to grab its own roasted toad?

"Hold the grass!" Su Qiang was instantly furious, roared angrily, and a tiger pounced towards the little green snake, "Let go of Lao Tzu's toad." ”

At this moment, for the sake of his hard-won roasted toad, Su Qiang didn't care about how this snake came to be, and he didn't care about thinking about whether he could deal with this snake at all.

However, he pounced quickly, flew back even faster, and as soon as his body approached, he was swept back by the tail of the little green snake.

Bang!

Su Qiang threw himself on the ground with a dog and took a bite of mud grass directly in his mouth!

The tail of the little green snake was just swept away at random, and he didn't use any force, and Su Qiang was only swept out and was not hurt.

"Phew! Bah! Without being physically harmed, Su Qiang stood up with a bounce, and instantly rushed towards the little green snake: "Paralyzed, you little snake who is still feeding still dare to rob Lao Tzu of things?" If I don't tear you off today and cook snake soup, Lao Tzu will not be surnamed Su. ”

Su Qiang thought he was prepared this time, and opened his hands to grab the head of the little green snake that was biting the toad meat, and was about to pinch the snake's head and smash it to the ground.

However, he imagined it very well, but the reality was that he was once again swept out by the tail of the little green snake, and the dog pounced on the ground again, and gnawed on the mud and grass again!

Of course, it was still unharmed.

"Fuck you." Su Qiang grabbed a wooden stick in front of him and ejected it again, hitting the little green snake seven inches, "Give Lao Tzu death!" ”

"Click!"

"Bang!"

The stick breaks, the man flies, and the dog eats mud on his stomach.

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"The anchor is absolutely deliberate, and he didn't stop it three times, is this revenge for being disgusted?"

"The anchor is good, look at him and dare to disgust people."

"I like the anchor's cheap appearance, anchor, call me to your side."

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"Lao Tzu doesn't believe in evil, Lao Tzu doesn't believe that a little snake can't do it!" Su Qiang ejected and stood up again, walked to the side and picked up a big stone, and was about to smash it towards the little green snake.

"Stop!" Li Yu finally spoke.

"Brother Yu, you finally can't see how to make a move?" Li Yu called a stop, Su Qiang stopped his movements instantly, turned his head and looked at Li Yu with a pitiful expression. This face is full of sludge, and the appearance of a mouthful of mud and grass is really pitiful for me.

It's a pity that Li Yu couldn't stand it at a glance and turned his head.

"It's okay, you continue. Beware of rocks hitting yourself. "The little green snake's body is hard enough to collide with the third-order basic leg method, not at all Su Qiang's stone can be smashed, Li Yu is not worried that the little green snake will be injured, he stopped before, that is worried that the little green snake accidentally throws the stone on Su Qiang's face, and it may be broken.

"......" Su Qiang pouted sadly, and honestly lifted the stone and walked towards the little green snake.

"Break out! Microcosm! Su Qiang roared, lifted the stone and threw it at the little green snake.

"Bang!" The stone flew upside down, brushing Su Qiang's cheek and scratching a bloody mark.

"Brother!" Su Qiang wiped a handful of blood dripping from his face, his heart was collapsed at this moment, this small snake with a thick arm couldn't even solve it, and he was almost killed, and his face was lost.

A small snake of this size, obviously a newborn little snake, when did it become so powerful? This doesn't make people live!

Su Qiang looked at Li Yu with a sad face, but Li Yu was already afraid of his expression, and his heart twitched just by hearing the voice, and he didn't want to see his face at all.

Spicy eyes!

Li Yu quietly gnawed on the toad leg and ignored Su Qiang.

"Brother, if you don't make a move, our roasted toad will be eaten up!" Su Qiang glanced at the one-third of the roasted toad that had been gnawed away, and he was about to convulse in distress. It was a barbecue that I had eaten again for more than half a year, and it was lost in an instant, and looking at this posture, it was about to lose one-third.

"It's okay, I'm full." Li Yu took two more bites of the toad leg in his hand, and then handed the rest to Su Qiang, "If you haven't eaten enough, the rest will be given to you, and you haven't eaten enough after eating this, and there are freshly picked peaches." ”

"Brother, the point is not whether I have eaten enough. That's the toad you spent a lot of effort on, and it was eaten by a small snake like this, don't you feel heartache? ”

"There's nothing heart-wrenching, I raised that snake!"

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