"Don't blame anyone! Hu Yang, you and Erhu cheated, cheated us out of money, and gave us back! Huang Mao roared in a hoarse voice, and the crowd around him couldn't stop laughing when they looked at his hideous appearance. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"Mom, Mom, what's wrong with that person? It's fun. ”

Hu Yang yawned and smiled slightly: "You guys are just for this, blocking my door for a few hours." But the money is not with me! I'm giving it to the second tiger! If you don't believe it, go to him. ”

"Your sister, tease me! Ouch...... Hurt! The bald man was most excited, but as soon as he spoke, his hot throat hurt to death.

"Hu Yang lied to people, you are so picky, how can the money be given to others!" Even children know that Hu Yang is notoriously picky.

"That's it!" The crowd of onlookers gloated and added fuel to the fire.

Hu Yang raised his eyebrows, scratched his armpits, and stepped forward to the little girl with a double ponytail. pinched her fleshy little face, then took out a dollar and handed it to her, saying, "Go buy a popsicle, I'll invite you." Little girl, I see that you still say that I don't pick the door. ”

"I don't, you're lying." The little girl returned the money to Hu Yang and hid behind her mother, staring at the coin in his palm with big eyes.

Hu Yang shrugged his shoulders, put a dollar coin in his hand and played with it a few times, glanced at the three yellow-haired people, and explained: "I, Hu Yangyang, am bright and upright, what I say is true, I really don't have any money." ”

"Appeal ......"

The onlookers who didn't know the truth sighed, and the three of them didn't believe Hu Yang's words when they saw this. They glared at Hu Yang viciously, pinched their throats and let out an unwilling low roar: "Hu Yang, don't play tricks. If you have the ability, let's fight a few more rounds! ”

knows that Hu Yang eats soft rice and thinks he is a soft persimmon. The bald man even knew Hu Yang's card skills, and he wanted to win the money back.

"I don't have the ability, my wife told me to eat lunch on time. Can't afford to delay. Hu Yang returned to the yard and stepped onto the small battery car.

Seeing this, several people wanted to scold, but their voices were dumb, so they could only whisper slowly: "Hu Yang, you guy who is afraid of his wife, you are a waste, if you have the ability, let's do a few more rounds!" Bag! ”

"Damn, if I don't drive you out, you're still kicking your nose in the face! It's natural to lose money playing cards, give you face, get out of the calf. Hu Yang's battery car was eager to try, he lowered his eyebrows, and the look in his eyes became terrifying.

"Report to the master, they'll give way in two seconds."

"Cool!"

Huang Mao's three bodies stiffened, and their intuition told them that as long as they continued to make trouble, Hu Yang's battery car would probably crash into it! And it's the feeling that you have to die.

"Bang-"

With the three of Huang Mao giving way, Hu Yang locked the gate with a smile and left "abruptly" on a small battery car.

"Bye-bye! Make an appointment another day! ”

With a wave of your hand, you don't take away a single cloud, you don't leave a single coin behind.

"Your uncle, Hu Yang!" The yellow-haired three roared in a low voice.

The onlookers laughed, and one of them ate watermelon, and he couldn't stop laughing and said: "Uncle Hu Yang has died a long time ago, you want to find his uncle and I will take you to the grave." ”

“……”

The yellow-haired trio left with black faces, but they wouldn't stop there. Turning his head and looking at the two-story small western-style building of Hu Yang's house viciously, his heart was horizontal, "Hu Yang, this is what you asked for." ”

As soon as he rode the dust, Hu Yang kicked off the support of the battery car in a dashing manner, and then smiled and walked into the shop.

"Ouch, itchy!"

Handsome for only three seconds, Hu Yang bent down and scratched his knee under his flower pants.

"Hey, Uncle Hu Yang, you're here to eat again!" The girl doll of the shop was holding two white porcelain bowls and was about to eat, "But my mother didn't cook for you at noon." ”

Hu Yang smiled slightly, scooped up this little ghost elf who was only three years old, and said with a smile: "What's the matter, I can't come to eat!" ”

"But, didn't Mom cook for you? Uncle, didn't you always come at three or four o'clock in the afternoon? The little girl blinked her eyes wide, puzzled, and very serious.

"Uh......" The little girl told the truth, Hu Yang did get up in the afternoon and came over to eat.

"Don't ask, little kid."

At this time, the little girl's mother walked out of the back room, and when she saw Hu Yang, she was slightly stunned, and then smiled and said, "Yangzi, why didn't you say it in advance if you came early today." ”

Looking at the woman in front of him, Hu Yang scratched the back of his head. Although she is average-looking, she is dignified and delicate, giving people a sense of shrewdness and ability.

"Sister, if you don't, forget it. You eat yours. I'm going to buy a cold dish and make two bottles of wine. ”

Seeing Hu Yang so polite for the first time, the woman blinked her eyes, a little incredulous. said: "I said Yangzi, do you have a fever, do you want to call your wife and ask her to take you to see?" ”

Hu Yang pouted, feeling how different his current self was from before.

"Alright, sister. Hurry up and make a cold dish for your grip, and give me those two bottles of liquor. ”

The woman was busy, and it took less than ten minutes to prepare Hu Yang. When she saw Hu Yang leave, she couldn't help but sigh, "Uncle, may you stop doing it in the future when the spirit of heaven blesses Hu Yang, hurry up and find a serious job to support your family." Otherwise, his family would be gone. Ay. ”

Hu Yang rode a small battery car past his door, and the three of Huang Mao were gone. He smiled slightly, and then came to Erhu's house.

In the whole village, Erhu is a little closer to him.

"Erhu, come out and get two cups!"

"Hey, Brother Yang, did you have a brain twitch today. Isn't it a glass of your drink? ”

"Uh...... Don't mention whether it's good or not, it's just pure pleasure that I came to your house to drink today. ”

Erhu looked at Hu Yang in disbelief, this guy actually took the initiative to come to his house for dinner with cold dishes and liquor.

When he came to the bottom of the gatehouse, set up a small square table, and put cold dishes on it, Erhu called his son and said, "Xiaohu, buy some more peanuts." ”

Looking at Xiaohu, who was already in the second grade, Hu Yang closed his chin. I'll go, the second tiger is really enough, and the sons have grown so big? I'm not impressed.

Xiaohu put down the English book in his hand, took the money from Erhu and went to the shop.

"Ding, random task: test Xiaohu's English level. Get the reward: one pound of alcohol. ”

Hu Yang was overjoyed, this task came at a really good time, and immediately stopped Xiaohu and asked, "Xiaohu, are you learning English?" ”

"Aang, it's English!"

"Then I'll test a few of you, answer one correctly, and I'll give you a dollar to buy popsicles. The first, bananas. ”

"Don't take it!"

"Uh...... The second, Apple. ”

"It's not broken!"

"Xiaohu, your English physical education teacher taught you! What the hell is teaching, go back to school and tell your English teacher, she teaches English like this, no one else, it is better to let me teach it. Hu Yang waved his hand and still gave Xiaohu two yuan.

Xiaohu nodded happily, roughly remembered Hu Yang's words, and then ran to the shop.

"Ding, mission accomplished. The amount of alcohol of the host has changed from three taels to one catty, and it is being modified...... Revision complete! ”

Haha, now Hu Ye drinks a pound, Erhu, see if I don't drink and climb you.

"That, ahem...... Erhu, you also know that I don't drink much. So, I'll take small bites, and you will take big bites. Good no good? ”

"Brother Yang, what you said. Okay, cheers! "Erhu directly killed a cup, with his two catties, he can't drink Hu Yang's two or three taels? Joke!

Hu Yang glanced at him, such a tiger, he also hurried to eat a cup. The two tiger chopsticks just picked it up, and I was shocked and couldn't move, what the hell, it's the same as drinking water, and my face doesn't change, why do I have a feeling of being pitted.

"Erhu, you see that I am so happy......"

"Brother, I'll drink!"

Poor Erhu is a real person, and he drank two cups of food before he ate a mouthful of food.

With the strength of the wine, Erhu began to give Hu Yang a thumbs up, "Brother Yang, you are really comfortable now!" ”

Erhu smiled, Hu Yang has really changed, even the amount of alcohol has become incredible.

From noon to eight o'clock in the evening, Hu Yang drank a pound of liquor without changing his face. Erhu opened his mouth wide on the side and glared at Hu Yang, what the hell, is this still Hu Yang?

"Xiaohu, go buy six more beers!" Seeing that Hu Yang was still sitting in front of him like no one, Erhu knew that he didn't accompany Hu Yang well. Erhu, who was already a little dizzy, gritted his teeth and called his son.

When Hu Yang drank the first beer, he lay on the small square table on the spot.

The weight of one pound has been exceeded, and Hu Yang immediately got drunk.

The frightened Erhu hurriedly carried Hu Yang to the sofa to rest, and at this time, the mobile phone in Hu Yanghua's pants rang.

"Bell bell bell ......"

"Hey, sister-in-law, my brother Yang drank too much at my house, why don't you bring it."

"Well, good. I just got off work and I'll be right over. ”