Chapter 3: Blame me?
The three people who escaped from Erhu's house were very hesitant, they squatted in the shade of the trees in the field, their eyebrows twisted into twisted flowers, and they really looked constipated. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Bald, didn't you say that little white face is not good? Why did you still win us hundreds of dollars! Huang Mao gritted his teeth, eager to go up and beat the bald man.
"Brother Huangmao, wronged! Yesterday that guy's poker skills were really bad, and I easily beat him for 500. The bald man touched his braincase, which was reflected in the sun, and couldn't imagine that Hu Yang would become so powerful, "This guy is so lucky today!" ”
The thin man touched his chin and thought about it. After that, he stood up suddenly, threw the cigarette butt to the ground, and shouted, "Grandma's big Hu Yang! Our brother has been deceived! He and that Erhu must have ghosts to cheat us out of money! Let's go, go back to them! ”
As soon as these words came out, Huang Mao and the bald man reacted.
"Grass! Bald, don't you say that Hu Yang is easy to do? Huang Mao shouted, stretched out his shirt, revealing the dragon tattoo on his chest, "I've been mixed with yellow hair for so long, I haven't been so, and I'm still being calculated by a little white face." No, you have to go back and find it! ”
"Still, bald, didn't you say that Hu Yang is lazy and lazy every day, and his brain is not good? Today is a few meanings! ”
Faced with the questioning of the yellow-haired and thin people, the bald people have to cry out. Originally, I wanted to go back to my roots to make a fortune, but who knew that I got three hundred more. He cried with a sad face, and said aggrievedly: "I just cheated out the eight hundred yuan from the family, and it's gone, what's wrong with it this month." Walk around and find it back. ”
The three of them decided that Hu Yang was a ghost, and rushed to Erhu's house in a hurry. Just a few steps, Hu Yang, who was riding a small battery car, passed by them, grinned, and laughed: "Hey, what does it taste like to lose money, do you have time to have a few more?" ”
"Hu Yang! Don't ...... you."
The bald man pointed at Hu Yang and was about to scold, but as soon as Hu Yang's small battery car accelerated, it raised a wave of dust and choked the three of them and coughed.
"Ahem, ahem...... Hu Yang, you wait for me! Pursue! ”
So, on the small road in the village, I saw Hu Yang riding a small battery car up and down, and the three guys behind were eating dust while desperately chasing behind.
Until Hu Yang walked farther and farther, the three guys put their hands on their knees, looked dusty, gasped for breath, and said, "Hu Yang, you have suffered a thousand cuts!" Grass! Wait for Lao Tzu. Let's go, go back and find the second tiger! ”
The three of them dusted off their faces and bodies and walked back. They didn't know where Hu Yang's family was, so they could only go to Erhu.
"Bah, ......," Huang Mao said as he spit out the dust from his mouth and pointed to the shade of the big tree next to him, "Go there and rest." ”
But when they just sat down, Li Daniu greeted him with a faceless face and shouted loudly: "Get out of here, see that you are just as bad as Hu Yang!" ”
"! Zenima's arrogance! What do you want! Huang Mao has been deflated repeatedly, and now he is being scolded by Li Daniu, he can't help it anymore, and he is about to hit someone with his fists.
But Li Daniu has a strong body, nearly 1.9 meters tall. Huang Mao stood in front of him, a head shorter, he swallowed his saliva, put his fist down, and said viciously: "Count, count you as a kind!" Let's go, go to Erhu's house! ”
"Hmph, little bastard! Erhu went to work in the field and was not at home. Li Daniu just saw Erhu driving a tractor to the ground.
"it!" Huang Mao was about to go crazy, he was angry when he lost money playing cards, he was teased by Hu Yang again, and then he was scolded by Li Daniu, and now he wants to go to Erhu's house and can't find Erhu. Oh my God, I'm so aggrieved!
Huang Mao scratched his ears and cheeks, blaming Hu Yang for all this.
"Where is Hu Yang's house?"
"At the west end of the village, the one in the two-story small western-style building!" When Li Daniu spoke, his tone showed envy and jealousy.
The three of them did not hesitate and began to walk westward.
"Hu Yang, Hu Yang, Hu Yang......"
"Ahh Ahh Sneeze. ”
Hu Yanggang parked the battery car in the yard and sneezed three times in a row, he rubbed his nose and teased himself: "Which little beauty misses me again, haha." ”
"Report to the master, it's the yellow-haired, thin, and bald people who miss you. And they're going to come to your door soon. ”
"Hey, I still want to find the door. There are no doors, anyway, the sound insulation effect at home is good, I'll make up for it first. ”
Locking the gate outside the courtyard, Hu Yang opened the door of the small western-style building and walked in beautifully. Turning on the air conditioner, Hu Yang lay on the sofa.
"System, do you know what the stock will do next?"
"Report to the owner, insufficient authority."
"Let's talk about the future of the business world."
"Report to the owner, insufficient authority."
"If you're ruthless, then the lottery is always okay, right?"
"Report to the owner, insufficient authority."
One asked, three don't know.
"Then you're telling me what a lack of permission is?"
"Report to the owner, the system hasn't been upgraded yet. Special tasks need to be completed for the system to be upgraded. You also don't have to ask what a special task is, because the system itself doesn't know. ”
Damn, this system will still sell cute. Hu Yang lit a cigarette, gave up completely, and muttered, "I'm so tired, I feel like my body is hollowed out." I didn't sleep all night last night, so let's catch up on sleep. ”
Hu Yang acted resolutely, pinched off the cigarette butt, and went to sleep after speaking. It didn't take long for the house to erupt in an irregular snoring sound.
"Whew...... Call...... Whew......"
The three yellow-haired people who finally found Hu Yang's family began to slam the door and shout over and over again.
"Hu Yang! Hu Yang, you come out for me! ”
"Hu Yang, don't pretend to be a turtle with a shrunken head! You little white-faced guy who eats soft rice! Come out of here! ”
"Get back the money we cheated out of!"
……
The three of them shouted at the top of their throats, and the neighbors around them rushed to hear the news and began to point their fingers.
"This scum is causing trouble outside again! Last time, too, it was his daughter-in-law who came forward to the police station to bring people back! ”
"Hey! Hu Yang ...... "Some people didn't want to say it, shook their heads, and sighed helplessly.
Hu Yang, who let the shouting outside and lock himself in the house to sleep, turned a deaf ear. Because he hadn't slept all night, Hu Yang slept very soundly this night. If it weren't for his wife's call at half past eleven o'clock in the afternoon, he wouldn't have woken up.
"Hah...... Hey, wife? ”
"Hu Yang, you ......" the other party's words were a little slurred, "Have you eaten lunch yet?" ”
"Don't worry, you don't have to worry about it, you can go to your class with peace of mind, don't work too hard."
Since getting married, this is the first time Hu Yang cares about his wife. The other party was stunned for a moment, she didn't understand what was wrong with Hu Yang, and asked in a slightly complicated tone: "Are you okay......"
"What can I do! I got up for lunch. You're busy with yours. ”
Hu Yang just hung up the phone, and the system's voice sounded again: "Report to the host, according to the hostess's voice analysis, she is likely to be having trouble with you." And she was talking in a rambling voice, as if she was making some decisions. ”
Hu Yang held the phone and was silent for a moment, his face became serious, and said, "It's strange if you don't mess with me, but you can't predict what decision she will make in the system?" ”
"Report to the master, it's completely undetectable."
"You better rest, I'll go out for lunch."
When I opened the door, I heard some people chattering outside the courtyard. He quickly stepped forward to open the door, only to see the three yellow-haired people squatting in the corner of his house with black lines, talking in their hoarse voices.
"Damn, is Hu Yang at home?"
"Isn't his battery car at home?"
"This shrunken turtle ......"
Hu Yang didn't agree, and immediately shouted, "Whoever shrunks the turtle, your whole family is a shrunken turtle!" ”
"Damn! I rub! ”
The three of them were so frightened that they jumped up. The simple crowd around with bowls of onlookers giggled.
"Hu Yang, they said they were going to block you at your doorstep. I've been waiting for two or three hours, and I'm almost dry! Haha, that's stupid! Even the children laughed.
Hu Yang raised his eyebrows, looked at the three guys, and said with an innocent expression: "You guys are so stupid, blame me?" ”