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"Brother Liang, what are you laughing at?" Xiaoping asked.

I tapped my fingers on the dining table and said coldly, "This garlic nose will live tonight at most, and tomorrow morning will definitely die." ”

"Ahh You... Are you sure? Xiaoping asked in surprise.

I nodded and said confidently, "Of course, the black circles next to the garlic nose's temples are becoming more and more obvious." ”

"Poor garlic nose, the time of death has come, and I am still dreaming of spring." Xiaoping stretched her neck, looked at the garlic nose that was fading away, and said with sympathy.

I said proudly: "This garlic nose can't stand three glasses of wine, and I can tell everything as soon as I pour it, haha......"

"Brother Liang, have you figured out the mystery of the express car?" Xiaoping asked.

I smiled and replied, "I've made it clear." Let me tell you: this ghost car is to pick up the garlic nose to play with female ghosts, and I heard that it is still an extremely beautiful female ghost. ”

"Ahh It's horrible. Xiaoping's eyes widened, and she asked puzzledly, "Can't my uncle and Garlic Nose even tell the difference between humans and ghosts?" Alas! I was played to death by a female ghost, and I don't know how I died. ”

I explained, "Most people can only feel the cold of the ghost's body, but they can't feel anything else. In a sense, female ghosts are much gentler and more seductive than women. ”

Xiaoping squinted at me and asked, "Brother Liang, do you also want to experience the gentleness of female ghosts?" ”

I quickly shook my head and said repeatedly: "No, absolutely not, I still want to live a few more years." ”

In fact, even if you have an affair with a female ghost, your life may not be in danger. Of course, it depends on whether the female ghost likes you or not.

Just like me, even though I have a yin marriage with the female ghost Bai Ping, I still live a good life. Also, I and a few female ghosts have married brothers and sisters, aren't we safe and sound?

Xiaoping said faintly: "I have heard a sentence: Dying under the pomegranate skirt is also a ghost." Although I have never seen a female ghost, judging from the fact that my uncle and Garlic Nose are so obsessed with female ghosts, female ghosts are definitely more coquettish than women. ”

"I don't know, but I don't want to know." I'm playing dumb.

The fat sister-in-law's daughter Xiaomei ran over with a fart, she stood beside me and asked, "Brother, are you tired, do you want me to help you rub your shoulders." ”

I waved my hand again and again and refused, "I'm not tired, I don't need to rub it." ”

"Brother, I'll help you knead it, no charge." Xiaomei said earnestly.

"I... I have a shoulder problem and can't get massaged. "I quickly made an excuse.

If I let Xiaomei massage my shoulder, Xiaoping will definitely be jealous, and if I don't get it right, she will have trouble with me, so I don't want to provoke this right and wrong.

"Xiaomei, I'm tired, you can help me massage my shoulders." Xiaoping said.

Xiaomei glanced at Xiaoping, suddenly screamed "ouch", and covered her stomach with her hands.

I hurriedly asked, "Xiaomei, what's wrong with you?" ”

"I... I have a stomachache. Xiaomei said, bent over, and ran to the back room.

Xiaoping looked at Xiaomei's back and said dissatisfiedly: "Help you massage with full energy, help me massage my stomach hurts, hum, I have a lot of eyes at a young age." ”

I smiled and said, "It's no wonder that every time I go here to eat, I pay for it." Tell me, if she doesn't serve me, the big boss, will she still serve you? ”

"Who's rubbing the rice?" Pinkie kicked me angrily.

I don't understand, why do women like to kick men. Wen Xian kicked me at every turn, and Xiaoping was like this again.

I laughed and said, "Just kidding, don't be angry." ”

The fat sister-in-law walked over with a smile, and she said in a weird way: "Xiaoping, you don't cherish your boyfriend too much, and you will kick him as soon as you do it." Alas! Your boyfriend is unlucky enough to get kicked by you all day. ”

I asked curiously, "Fat aunt, did you see Xiaoping kick me?" ”

The fat sister-in-law smiled and said, "Of course I saw it, I saw her kick you three times." ”

Xiaoping said dissatisfiedly: "Fat aunt, are you supervising the two of us?" ”

"The superintendent can't talk about it, it should be said that he cares about the two of you, so he will look at you at any time. Xiaoping, it's not that my aunt said you, your boyfriend is so good, you should cherish it. Kick and kick like you, beware of kicking your boyfriend away. The fat sister-in-law said something in her words.

"It's mine, and I can't run away from it. It's not mine, and if you don't kick, you'll run. Ping pouted.

The fat sister-in-law grinned and said, "Xiaoping, I wish you kicked your boyfriend away, to be honest, my daughter has been waiting to take over for a long time." ”

Xiaoping said nonchalantly: "I don't want him anymore, if your daughter wants it, take it away." ”

"Really?" The fat sister-in-law asked excitedly.

I saw that the fat sister-in-law was really moving, and hurriedly said, "Auntie, Xiaoping and I are about to get married." ”

The fat sister-in-law asked puzzledly, "Which of you two is telling the truth?" ”

"Fat aunt, Xiaoping and I are really getting married." I emphasized.

I don't feel anything about my fat sister-in-law's daughter, Xiaomei, so I don't want to get into trouble.

The fat sister-in-law accused unhappily: "Xiaoping, you kid talks too casually, how can you make this joke with me." ”

Xiaoping pursed her lips and said, "Fat aunt, I'm not kidding, he and I have really blown it." ”

"Blow, still come to the funeral together?" The fat sister-in-law pouted.

I interjected with a smile: "Fat aunt, I had a few words with Xiaoping just now, and she is talking angrily now." ”

The fat sister-in-law glanced at Xiaoping, twisted her ass and walked away unhappily.

"Xiaoping, what are you kidding. If you say blow it with me, Xiaomei will come and pester me. You... Are you trying to put me in a miserable situation? I said angrily.

Xiaoping grinned and said, "Miserable? It's too exaggerated, I think, it should be beautiful. ”

I waved my hand, frowned, and said, "Xiaoping, you just want to fix me, and you can't use the next three indiscriminate means." You say: This little plum is like a slug, sticking to my body, can I stand it? ”

"You don't like Xiaomei?" Xiaoping asked gloomily.

I sighed and said, "Xiaoping, do you really think I'm a nymphomaniac, I love one when I see one." Besides, you're underestimating me. ”

"Look down on you?" Xiaoping smiled and said mockingly: "I think you and Xiaomei are a natural pair, you two are too compatible." ”

I frowned and said, "Xiaoping, don't forget, let's come to Xiaoliuzhuang to find out the cause of your uncle's death and kill the female ghost." To be honest, I don't have the heart to mess around here. ”

"False seriousness!" Xiaoping glared at me.

I knocked on the table and said solemnly, "Let's study what to do next." ”

Xiaoping raised her eyebrows and said, "I don't have an idea, everything is up to you." ”

"Tonight, Garlic Nose will also take the express car to play with the female ghost, I think: let's keep an eye on his tip and go to the female ghost's lair to find out."

"Okay, I agree." Xiaoping immediately agreed.