"Got it, got it!" Wang Lili proudly perfunctory Xuanxuan, and then the two girls lay together and whispered to each other, until I told these two people that I was full and could clean up the table, and the two girls stopped playing and began to clean up the dishes and chopsticks.

I have to say that Wang Lili still kept her promise, saying that she washed the dishes after dinner, and she really cleaned the dishes in the kitchen, while Xuanxuan was lying on the sofa in the living room, watching a blind date show.

Listening to the voice of the host on TV, I knew that this was the two bald men with an old bustard, leading twenty-four. Son, a show that teases five fools. What kind of program it is, I believe everyone knows very well.

I was also bored, so I leaned on the armrest of the sofa and watched this episode with Xuanxuan. To say that this issue is also very interesting, a female guest keeps telling the history of blood and tears in her love: she said that she once talked about three objects, the first one, trampled on two boats, and kicked this woman after being discovered; Second, the two have been together for more than half a year, and the other party has never told the truth, including the family's occupation and personal information, which is particularly fake, to Zuihou, the female guest found that the other party's name is especially fake, and strange things are everywhere; The third one is even more funny, after the two talked for more than half a year, the man actually evaporated from the world, and there has been no news since then. You say this is not a history of blood and tears in love?

Xuanxuan, this girl doesn't have any brains, when she heard the female guest talk about the second paragraph, she cried with each other, this makes me angry, it's all a show, why are you following that heart. So I waited for the female guest to finish speaking, and then said to Xuanxuan: "This girl shouldn't go to the blind date show." ”

"Where are you going?" Xuanxuan asked me suspiciously.

"Ya should appear in the daily statement, look at this case, one is more classic than the other." Look at how talented the little master is, and he definitely makes the best use of everything.

As soon as my words fell, Xuanxuan was amused by me, "Brother-in-law, you are also talented, no wonder Sister Mimi has been praising you just now." ”

Wang Lili is really a smart girl who knows how to survive as a husband and wife, that is, to praise each other in front of outsiders. You know, if neither of us can hold each other and blow it to outsiders, who will hold us. Just as I was about to tease my sister-in-law (Xuanxuan), I heard Wang Lili shouting in the kitchen: "Husband, come and help." ”

"Here we go!" I nodded at Xuanxuan, then walked quickly into the kitchen and found Wang Lili squatting on the ground at the moment, wiping the stains on the ground.

Since she was wearing low-waisted pants, as soon as she squatted down, Xiao Nene was directly exposed, and I immediately had a physiological reaction, so I said badly: "Dear drop, don't wear low-waisted pants, it's clearly seducing your husband!" ”

The little girl didn't reply and said, "Then do you want me to show my underwear or my ass?" ”

I whispered: "We, old husband and wife, don't need to hold the pipa and half-cover our faces, and enter the house for a while to be practical." ”

"Get out, keep moving!" Wang Lili was angry with me, and then after cursing, she continued to say to me: "Help me put the plates in the cupboard, I don't wear high heels, I can't reach them." ”

My childlike heart rose and I shouted, "Order!" "I started to get busy. In order to make Wang Lili happy, I came to the vegetable washing basin, picked up a plate, and began to mumble to myself: "Kitchen skill level one, get a task item plate, put it in the cupboard, gain experience twenty, and upgrade the skill to level two; Accept the task again, get a plate, put it in the cupboard, gain experience twenty, and at the same time accept the task to put the leftovers in the refrigerator and put the kitchen utensils in place, use the stability skill, complete all the plate tasks, gain one hundred and sixteen experience, upgrade the kitchen skill level to level four, and put the leftovers in the refrigerator at the same time, get five hundred experience, and upgrade the kitchen skill to level six. Today's kitchen skill task is completed, does my wife have any additional tasks? ”

"Husband, how much do you like to play games?" Wang Lili snuggled up to the refrigerator door and asked me with a smile.

"I just like to play games with my wife that only adults can play!" I came to Wang Lili's side, imitated Stephen Chow's movements in "The King of Comedy", and hooked Wang Lili's chin with my finger and said.

"Husband, don't make trouble, there are still guests." Wang Lili refused me in her mouth, but kept rubbing the part between my legs with her thighs, this Nima is absolutely duplicitous.

"Sister, you can be my air!" Xuanxuan was very sensible and shouted at the kitchen, what a sensible girl.

"Wife, you're very flexible." I used my hand to stop the other party from rubbing my lower thighs, and said to Wang Lili badly.

"That is, yoga for so many years is not practiced in vain." Wang Lili replied proudly.

"Isn't it popular to play one-word horses now, why don't you split your legs and open the eyes of the little master?" I rolled my eyes and thought about it.

"What's so hard about this, you look at it." Wang Lili said to do it, I saw that one leg supported the body, the other leg against the wall slowly raised, when the two legs were 180 degrees, she leaned her head on the thigh, and asked me proudly: "How?" Your wife's body is flexible, right? ”

I first looked surprised and cooperated with Wang Lili's performance, and then said: "Wife, how can you pee in your own kitchen?" Only puppies will raise their legs to pout under the telephone pole in order to keep the smell. ”

This made Wang Lili angry, quickly retracted her legs, and smashed it with a pink fist, which made me very happy.

It may be that our laughter made Xuanxuan feel uncomfortable, and the little girl shouted to the kitchen again: "I'm going to sleep in the bedroom, my sister and brother-in-law have a good time." "By the time we got back to the living room, the little girl had already left.

Wang Lili's face was already crimson at the moment, and I knew that this little girl was unbearable, so I let her pull my collar back to the master bedroom.

After entering the master bedroom, this little girl first pushed me down on the bed, and then pointed to the piggy bank on the bedside table and said to me: "Husband, every time we fall in love in the future, we will throw a yuan coin into the piggy bank, and when we have children in the future, the cost of going to college will come out of this, what do you think?" ”

My brain quickly calculated the possibility of what Wang Lili said: one yuan at a time, the child is estimated to be about eighteen years old, and according to marriage, pregnancy, and the child is eighteen years old, it is estimated that it will last for twenty years, that is, about 7,300 days. Then calculate the cost of studying in college now, what tuition, book fees, class fees, school uniform fees, living expenses, how to pay 40,000 yuan in a year, four years is 160,000 yuan, of course, after the graduate school entrance examination, not counted for the time being, then divide 160,000 by 7,300 days, equals ......

I'm the next Olympics! I have to love and love twenty-two times a day, this Nima is a number that wants to grind the bald skin, wife, I was wrong, let's save some ammunition!!

Just when I showed fear on my face, Wang Lili had already pounced on me like a hungry tiger. Oh my god! Is this happiness or fear?

to be continued