As soon as I entered the door, I smelled the fragrance of vegetables all over the room, so I smiled and said to Wang Lili beside me: "We have a good taste tonight." ”

Before the words fell, I saw Xuanxuan wearing an apron and smiling in front of the two of us. This little girl first wiped the sweat beads on her forehead with her cuffs, and then said sweetly: "Sister, brother-in-law is back, hurry up to the table to eat." ”

"Is this a deliberate effort to thank us?" Wang Lili threw her shoes aside, walked a few quick steps, came to the kitchen, and then asked.

"Yes, I called Yuanyuan in the afternoon, and she wanted me to stay at Sister Mimi's house for the time being, and after I caught a suitable Kaizi, I was moving out. So, during this time, I will trouble my sister and brother-in-law. This girl didn't have any scheming, and directly explained the reason for making this meal.

"Well, it's delicious!" When I came to the kitchen, Wang Lili was already stuffing the food into her mouth, completely ignoring her ladylike image, "Jia Shu, you can also taste it." After seeing me come in, Wang Lili waved at me and beckoned me over.

"Wash your hands first." I really have a headache for the little goblin in front of me, and after only a while, it has become the kind of person who can do anything to eat.

Wang Lili didn't pay attention to me, but continued to take a bite of food, and then said vaguely: "Xuanxuan, you will be our family's royal cook in the future." ”

"Follow the will of Galeries Lafayette." Xuanxuan was quite cooperative with Wang Lili, and I washed my hands helplessly, and then returned to my seat and waited for the meal to begin.

During the banquet, Xuanxuan stared at me for a long time, and then stopped talking, making me uncomfortable, so I put down my chopsticks and asked, "Do I have rice grains on my face?" ”

Xuanxuan shook her head first, and then whispered something in Wang Lili's ear, after Wang Lili listened, she began to desperately tickle Xuanxuan's itchy flesh, Xuanxuan refused to show weakness and scratched Wang Lili, the two of them laughed for a long time, and after each other stopped, Wang Lili nodded to Xuanxuan, and this girl asked me very seriously: "Brother-in-law, will you marry a girl who is not a virgin as a wife?" ”

Is this Nima a test for me? I first glanced at Wang Lili, and found that the other party's eyes were not on me at all, but pretended to continue eating, I knew that this was definitely a test for me, so after thinking about it, I replied: "Second-hand houses can be bought, but it is another matter if there are people who have died in them!" ”

"Oops!" Wang Lili bit on the chopsticks, making her sigh, and then the two girls reacted to the meaning of my words, and the two laughed again.

"Brother-in-law is so funny, you are the first to make Sister Mimi laugh like this." This little girl really doesn't think when she speaks, and there is so much information hidden in one sentence.

After she finished speaking, she also realized that she had spoken out of her mouth, so she quickly changed the topic and asked Wang Lili, "Sister is about to have a birthday, right?" ”

Wang Lili peeked at me, and after finding that my expression was normal, she said to Xuanxuan angrily: "You know the second goods to eat, how many times have I told you, my birthday is in October of the lunar calendar, two months away from you, why don't you remember, really." ”

"yes, look at my stinky memory." Xuanxuan grimaced at Lili, and then stuck out her tongue at me, which was really cute.

"December?" I muttered a few times and sat there to myself and laughed secretly.

"What are you laughing at?" My laughter attracted the attention of these two girls, so Wang Lili rushed in front of Xuanxuan and asked me.

"In December of the lunar calendar, it should be almost the New Year, and at that time, parents were busy shopping for New Year's goods during the day, and they were more idle at night." I said evilly.

"What do you mean?" Xuanxuan asked me puzzled, Wang Lili knew me too well, after listening to me, she immediately guessed what I was talking about, so she took the chopsticks in her hand and knocked my head hard, "Husband, don't bully Xuanxuan in a different way." ”

"Brother-in-law didn't bully me?" Xuanxuan, this stupid girl, is still interceding for me, which makes me even happier.

I saw Wang Lili pull a few hairs from Xuanxuan's head, and then took my hand and put the hair in my hand, I looked at the hair in my hand, and immediately followed the two girls in front of me, daoqian, this move made Xuanxuan shout "Brother-in-law V587 (mighty and domineering)!" ”

After giving me a high thumbs up, Wang Lili asked, "Are you blind, or do you really know what I mean?" ”

I smiled and said to Wang Lili: "Hair is hair, you hand me hair, you also send it to me, the implication is that you are hairy, let me be careful when I speak, I'm right." ”

"Wow! Brother-in-law, you are so godly! Xuanxuan said to me with adoring eyes.

"Count yourself smart, the old lady will wash the dishes in a while." Although Wang Lili shouted at the old lady, she could hear that she was still very satisfied with my quick adaptability, so she took over the important task of washing dishes.

I was proud here, when I saw Xuanxuan sandwich a piece of crucian carp meat for me, and then said to me with a wicked smile: "Brother-in-law, eat fish." ”

To be honest, I generally prefer to eat marine fish, because there are fewer spines and it is convenient to eat, so I rarely eat those river fish with more spines. But when I saw Xuanxuan's evil smile, I felt that this girl gave me a fish and let me eat it, which was definitely not as simple as it seemed, so I nodded slightly at the other party, put the crucian carp meat in my mouth, and used my tongue to pull out all the spines, Zuihou stretched out his tongue, and gently spit out a mouthful of fish bones on the table.

"Wow, Sister Mimi, where did you pick up such a brother-in-law for me, tell me quickly, and I can also pick up one to be my husband." Xuanxuan exclaimed at Wang Lili after I vomited out the fish bones.

Sure enough, this little girl is testing me. The reason why I knew the other party's intentions was completely something I experienced when I was with the third child.

At that time, the third child chased a beautiful girl outside the north, and the other party agreed to eat with the third child, and what he ate was crucian carp. When she saw the third child eating fish, she vomited the fish bones into a mess, and the girl immediately announced the death sentence of the third child.

Later, I summed up the experience of this failure with the third child, and the conclusion was: This girl is absolutely black fungus, and asking the third child to eat crucian carp is completely a test of the flexibility of the third child's tongue, but where can the third child guess the other party's intentions? It's a good thing that I didn't have a relationship, otherwise I might have harmed whom!

I didn't expect that what happened to the third child at the beginning was actually encountered by me today, how could I fall into the same pit? Thank you to the third child, thank you to the girl who invited him to eat crucian carp, Amen!

Moreover, I vaguely remember the smooth talk I summed up with the third child about girls of various figures: there are girls who don't bubble, and they don't go against the grain; When you see a girl, you will soak and do the right thing for the sky; The chest is high, and the more you touch it, the more you feel it, the more you feel it; Small waist and thin body, with stunts; Small in stature, endless; The ass is warped, and it will be done ^-^ to be continued