Grandma's, could it be that someone rubbed my car and now wants to get out of the car? I thought to myself. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

On second thought, no, now that I'm only 30 yards in the car, this person can easily jump out of the car.

The crackling of the roof grew faster and heavier.

I stopped the car in exasperation, grabbed a wrench, then opened the door, poked my head out, and cursed and said, "Which ......?"

I stopped suddenly, because there was not even a human hair in the carriage.

I glanced over the cab and almost fell out of the car.

I saw that the pair of Lotus Shou shoes that I kicked out of the car actually "ran" to the roof of the car. It seems that it was just banging on the roof of the car.

I stared at the Lotus Shoushoe in horror for thirty seconds.

I gritted my teeth and used a wrench to lift a pair of Lotus shoes off the roof of the car.

I started the car quickly, and as soon as I started, there was a crackling sound on the roof.

I know: Bai Ping, this female ghost, has haunted me.

"Nima, who made my hand cheap, touched Bai Ping's left breast, and accidentally knocked off her shou shoes, even if she was played to death by a female ghost, she deserved it!" I cursed to myself in hatred.

I raised my speed to the limit of 120 yards and sped into the city. I thought: As soon as I enter the city, there are too many people, and the female ghost will retreat.

The car drove into the busy city, but the sound of the roof flapping did not stop at all.

I parked the car next to a street park, and then, getting out of the car, said to the lotus shou shoes: "Bai Ping, I didn't mean to offend you, please forgive me." For the sake of me sending you back to your hometown in the rain, spare me once. ”

After saying that, I reverently held the pair of lotus shou shoes with both hands and respectfully placed them on the stone bench in the park.

I thought to myself: the first two times I threw the Lotus Shou shoes in the mud, maybe it made Bai Ping angry. This time, I placed the lotus shoes on the stone bench in the park, which should make Bai Ping angry.

I started the car in a panic, thinking to myself: I must get rid of the entanglement of the female ghost, otherwise, I will die.

I immediately increased my speed to one hundred and twenty yards, and suddenly, a yellow light came up at the intersection ahead. I stepped on the gas pedal and tried to rush over. At that moment, a Ferrari sedan turned the corner.

With a bang, I crashed into the back of the Ferrari.

"Damn, Zhen Nyima makes people vomit blood, today I have poured blood mold for eight lifetimes." I put my head in my hands and lay on the steering wheel.

"You brainless scumbag, you actually ran a red light and hit the old lady's luxury car......" a woman's voice roared.

I looked up and saw a young woman, dressed in a white T-shirt and pure blue jeans, with her hands on her hips, standing in front of my pickup truck, screaming angrily.

Every time she scolded, her head shook, her short ear-length hair also swayed, and a pair of big Danfeng eyes burst out with full domineering.

I thought dejectedly:, it seems that I have met my sister, look at her crazy appearance, today is enough for me to drink a pot.

"Grass mud horse, you get out of the car for the old lady." My sister pointed at my nose and shouted.

"Come down, come down, you can still eat me." I jumped out of the car.

Seeing my cynical appearance, my sister frowned and said, "Scumbag, if you want to get acquainted, hurry up and pay me for the car!" ”

"Pay if you pay!" I took out a stack of money from my pants pocket and handed it to my sister.

"Humph! Open your dog's eyes and see what kind of car this is, old lady. I'll tell you: you can't get down without 50,000. My sister looked at the money in my hand disdainfully and said, "This money is not enough for the old lady to give Che Zimei a look." ”

When I heard that I would have to pay 50,000 yuan, I was terrified. I thought: Lao Tzu has no money, see what you can do to me. So, I raised my head, put on a posture of a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water, and said arrogantly: "That's all for money, and there is one life." ”

My sister looked me up and down and walked around me three more times.

I sneered and said provocatively: "Brother is handsome, what, do you have a crush on me?" I have to declare: if you want your buddy to marry you, you have to stick the house and car upside down. ”

My sister turned around and took out a black copper mirror from the car, took a picture of me, and then said gloomily: "Handsome guy, I really like you, but it's not you who I like, but your life." ”

I stammered and asked, "You... Do you want my life? ”

"Scumbag, let me ask you: Are you afraid of death?" The eldest sister stared at a pair of Danfeng eyes and asked faintly.

"The last thing buddy is afraid of death." I straightened my chest and said proudly.

"Good, good, great." My sister circled around me again and asked, "What are you most afraid of?" ”

"I'm most afraid of running out of money!" I blurted out.

"Great, great, fantastic." My sister seemed to be very satisfied with my answer. She took out a piece of paper and a pen from the car, and said coldly: "I think even if I kill you, I can't pay 50,000 yuan, so let's go to my company to work for a year." As long as you sign this agreement, not only will the car not let you pay for it, but you will also be given a monthly salary of 20,000 yuan. ”

"Don't lose the car, and pay a monthly salary of 20,000?" I asked ecstatically.

"That's right! This lady's words take root. The sister shook her hair and said heroically.

I took the agreement, looked at it, and it was headed up: "X Incident Handling Company Employment Agreement".

"What do you mean by an incident handling company, a bit like a black company?" I asked, confused.

"Boy, since you are not even afraid of death, what kind of black company are you afraid of?" Taimei said sharply: "You don't have a second way to go, so let's sign it honestly." ”

"I don't sell drugs, guns, or people." I declare.

"Hehe, you just want to sell these three things, and I won't do it yet." Taimei grinned.

My heart fell to the ground, I took the pen, and I was ready to sign.

"You take a closer look at the agreement, don't rush to sign it." Taimei reminded.

There is only one clause in the agreement: "I voluntarily am employed by X Incident Handling Company for one year, unconditionally obey the company's arrangement, and I am fully responsible for any accidents that occur at work." In case of breach of contract, compensation of 10 million yuan. ”

"Ahh Breach of contract to pay 10 million? I asked, surprised.

"Scumbag, if you don't break the contract, you'll become it." Taimei said disapprerovingly.

I gritted my teeth and signed the deed.

My sister took the contract, carefully put it in the folder, and explained to me: "Remember: your mobile phone is always unblocked, as long as you receive my notification, you must come to report immediately." With that, he handed me a business card.

I took the business card, and when I looked at it, it read: X Incident Handling Company: 101 Black Dog Street. President: Wen Xian.

"Mr. Wen, I know." I said respectfully.

Wen Xian glared at me, turned around, twisted her waist, and walked to the Ferrari car. She turned around and threatened: "Liang Ling, I solemnly warn you: from now on, you must obey my call at any time, otherwise, you will be killed." ”