Chapter 003: Grave digging and returning shoes
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I looked at the speeding car and said complacently, "Haha... Lao Tzu was lucky, he crashed into a car and crashed into a beautiful errand with a monthly salary of 20,000 yuan. ”
I got into the pickup truck and hummed a little song and went home.
I parked the car next to the community, and Niu B coaxed home. I thought to myself: when I get my salary, the first thing I need to do is change to a better rental house. Otherwise, living in this ten-square-meter dilapidated house, you will have to stink all night when you fart at night.
Just as I was thinking about something beautiful, someone slapped me on the ass hard.
"Grandma's, who beat me!" I looked back in displeasure. The strange thing is: there is not even a hairy figure behind me.
"Weird, could it be that the ghost hit me?" I thought with palpitations.
After a few more steps, I received a few more hits on the buttocks.
I jerked my hands behind my ass and grabbed something with one hand. When I saw it, I was so scared that my eyes almost popped out. It turned out that I was holding a pair of lotus shoes in my hand.
"Bai Ping, you... You still won't let me go? I said in horror.
I know a little bit about yin and yang, I know: this pair of lotus shoes has Bai Ping's yin ghost attached to it. It seems that I can't get rid of Bai Ping, a female ghost.
I thought about it and put the Lotus Shoushoe in my pocket.
As soon as I got home, I put the lotus shoes on the table and lit a pillar of incense.
I bowed three times to the lotus shou shoes, and after worshipping, I said reverently: "Bai Ping, I know: you are angry with me, so you want to ask me for an explanation." I admit that I made two mistakes, one is that I shouldn't have touched the flesh on your chest, and the second is that I shouldn't have knocked off your shoes. However, I made both of these mistakes unintentionally, so please forgive me. ”
As soon as I finished speaking, a pair of lotus shoes flew over and slapped me with two big mouths left and right. Suddenly, my face hurt hotly, and golden flowers appeared in front of my eyes.
I endured the pain and said against my will: "Bai Ping, you slap hard, I should beat me violently!" ”
I closed my eyes and waited for a long time, but the Lotus Shou shoe didn't fan me anymore, it stayed quietly on the table.
I secretly thought to myself: I made two mistakes, but Bai Ping only slapped me for one round, and I made a lot of money. I knew that Bai Ping was so open-minded, I should have touched the flesh on her chest more.
"Smack! Syllable! A pair of Lotus Shou shoes flew over again, and slapped me again in annoyance.
"Ouch!" I screamed.
"Bai Ping, I... I shouldn't have blasphemed your chastity, you... Just forgive me one more time. I knelt down and kowtowed three times to the Lotus Shoe.
I knelt for an hour, my knee aching like a pinprick and my leg numb and unconscious.
"Bai Ping, I know it's wrong, just spare me." I begged.
The tips of a pair of Lotus Shou shoes were lifted and gently slammed against the table. I know: Bai Ping forgave me.
I stood up on the ground, struggled to stand up, gratefully put a stick of incense on my lotus shoes, and then fell asleep.
In the middle of the night, I was awakened by the sound of sobbing. When I opened my eyes, there was a dark shadow standing beside the bed.
"Who?" I asked, horrified.
"Woo... My feet are cold, you put my shoes on......" said the dark shadow faintly.
I curled up in fright and asked in fear, "You... Are you Bai Ping? ”
"Woo... Hurry up and put my shoes on......" the shadow begged.
I raised my hand to press the light switch, but found that the power was out.
I pulled my phone out from under my pillow again and tried to turn on the light, but found that it was locked.
"Bai Ping, you... Don't scare me. I begged.
I know: Bai Ping is not a demon, otherwise, he would have strangled me to death. Now, she just begged me to return her Lotus Shou shoes.
"Woo... Liang Ling, you knocked off my shoes, you have to put them on for me......" The black shadow's cry was very sad.
I couldn't bear it anymore, and thought: Why are Bai Ping's parents so careless, their daughter is barefoot, no matter what, I have to find her a pair of shoes.
I rolled over and got up and said, "Bai Ping, I'll put on your shoes right away." ”
I was together, and the dark shadow gradually drifted away.
I groped my way to the table, held the lotus shou shoes and said, "Bai Ping, don't go, I'll put your shoes on." ”
"Liang Ling, three days later, I will wait in the coffin for you to put on my shoes." Bai Ping's voice came from a distance, and she seemed to be gone.
"Bai Ping, you... Will you let me dig up the grave and open the coffin? I was startled and asked in a panic.
Bai Ping didn't answer me, it seems that she did ask me to dig up the grave, pry open the coffin, and put her shoes on.
I thought to myself: Oh my God, why did I encounter such a tragic thing, I sent the dead for nothing, and I had to dig the grave and open the coffin to put the dead on shoes.
Bai Ping, Bai Ping, are you my enemy in my previous life, otherwise, why did I run into you? I shook my head helplessly.
The next day, I went to the street to buy tools for digging graves and priing coffins, checked the relevant precautions on the Internet, and made all preparations.
On the afternoon of the fourth day, I went on the road with lotus shoes in my arms.
As soon as it was dark, I rushed to the cemetery in Baijiawan. I want to put my shoes on Bai Ping before midnight. Because, as soon as it reaches zero o'clock, ghosts will haunt. With my skills, I can't deal with evil spirits.
The cemetery is desolate, two or three miles from the village.
The round moon hung in the sky, illuminating the cemetery white, and I secretly rejoiced: fortunately, there is a moon, otherwise, the cemetery would be too dark and terrifying.
I removed the tools from the pickup truck and started digging the grave.
I lit three pillars of incense in front of Bai Ping's grave, bowed three times, and said, "Bai Ping, I have been invited to put on your shoes, please know, don't blame me." ”
After speaking, I saw that there was no movement in the grave, so I waved my head to dig the grave. The soil of the new tomb was relatively loose, and within half an hour, the coffin was seen.
I bowed to the coffin three more times and said, "Bai Ping, I'm going to open the coffin." ”
I pried open the lid of the coffin with force, and when I shone it with a flashlight, I saw that Bai Ping was as lifelike as if she was alive, and there seemed to be a smile on her face.
I looked at Bai Ping's feet, and sure enough, they were naked. However, there was a pair of black shou shoes in the coffin. It seems that Bai Ping doesn't like these black shou shoes, so she has to wear the lotus shou shoes she bought herself.
I said softly: "Bai Ping, I'm sorry for making your feet cold for a day and a night, now, I'll put shoes on you right away." As I spoke, I gently grabbed Bai Ping's feet and put on the lotus shou shoes for her.
Suddenly, with a "smack", Bai Ping sat up straight from the coffin.
I was so frightened that I slammed my feet out of the grave. I wanted to run away, but when I thought about it, I hadn't covered Bai Ping's coffin and covered the tomb yet, even if I could run away from the monk, I wouldn't be able to run away from the temple, and she would come to me to settle accounts.
I stood by the grave and asked tremblingly, "Bai Ping, I came to put shoes on you with good intentions, why do you want to scare me?" ”