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Another security guard huffed and said, "Damn, I've soiled the guard room." ”

Liu Xiong's soak of urine converged into a "stream" in the security room and flowed outside the guard room.

"Damn, you... You're going to be out of. The security guard raised his foot and wanted to kick Liu Xiong.

Wen Hui picked up her mobile phone and threatened: "If you dare to kick, I will take pictures to keep evidence and accuse you of human rights violations." ”

When the security guard saw that Wen Hui was going to take a photo, he quickly retracted his feet and said curtly: "I... I'm just acting like I'm not going to kick him. ”

Liu Xiong simply spilled all the urine, and his flushed face gradually returned to its original color.

I said to Wen Hui: "Taking pictures of Liu Xiong peeing his pants is also a violation of human rights." ”

I asked Wen Hui to take pictures of Liu Xiong's embarrassed appearance because I wanted Liu Xiong to make a fool of himself. When the time comes, show it to Wen Xian, so that Wen Xian can also enjoy the "beautiful scenery".

"Don't shoot." Liu Xiong's face turned red again.

Wen Hui has already filmed.

"Wen Hui, delete this photo." Liu Xiong pleaded.

Wen Hui said: "Liu Xiong, this is ironclad evidence of your abuse, and it cannot be deleted. ”

Liu Xiong said helplessly: "Liang Ling, I was seen by you as a big joke today, do you think it's very enjoyable?" ”

I retorted solemnly: "Liu Xiong, I'm not so careful, you and I are colleagues of "Company X", a melon on a vine, how can I see your jokes." I think that when I was hung on the roof beam in Gaojiazhuang, you also tried to save me. ”

I insinuated and reminded Liu Xiong: You framed me in Gaojiazhuang and asked the villagers to hang me on the roof beam, and I still remember this account.

"Liang Ling, at that time, I begged my father to tell my grandmother to say good things for you." Liu Xiong lied.

I smiled and said, "Liu Xiong, I heard that at that time, in order to save me, you knelt at the feet of Old Man Gao, crying and begging him to let me go, is there such a thing?" ”

I deliberately made up a story to imply to Liu Xiong: When I was hung from the beams of the house, you wanted the villagers of Gaojiazhuang to kill me.

"Yes, I knelt and begged the old man, and my knees hurt." Liu Xiong followed my words.

I smiled gloomily and said, "Liu Xiong, don't worry, I will definitely save you tonight." ”

I looked at my watch, and it was already past one o'clock in the morning. I said to Wen Hui: "There is no point in us continuing to stay here, we have to go back and report to Mr. Wen quickly." ”

Wen Hui nodded.

I said to Liu Xiong: "Let's go first, you can stay here in peace, and tomorrow morning, your problem will be solved." ”

Liu Xiong reluctantly said: "As soon as you leave, the security guards will abuse me again." ”

I said to the security guard, "If you abuse him again, I will sue you." ”

The security guard said curtly: "Don't worry, we are talking about policy." ”

Wen Hui and I left.

As soon as we returned to the hotel, Wen Hui and I reported Liu Xiong's situation to Wen Xian.

Wen Xian pursed her lips and blamed: "Liu Xiong is so stupid, he was exposed after only two hours of lurking, what a stupid talent." ”

"Sister, Liu Xiong has suffered such a big grievance for "Company X", and you still scold him, it's too impersonal." Wen Hui said unhappily.

"Wen Hui, I said that Liu Xiong is a straw bag and a stupid person, right?" Wen Xian said dissatisfied.

Wen Hui showed the photo of Liu Xiong peeing a pair of pants to Wen Xian.

Wen Xian pursed her lips and said angrily: "Liu Xiong lost not only his own face, he lost all the face of my "Company X". You see: what does this look like? I knew I was going to lurk tonight, and I drank beer at dinner. Can you drink beer without peeing? ”

I chimed in: "Yes, Liu Xiong didn't have any brains, and he drank two bottles of beer in a row. ”

Wen Xian glared at me and said, "Liang Ling, you have a good brain, why didn't you remind Liu Xiong?" ”

I hurriedly self-examined: "It's all my fault, I obviously took this issue into account, but I didn't remind Liu Xiong, just for fear of offending him, but didn't take into account the interests of the company." ”

"Now there's a fart for reviewing!" Wen Xian glared at me fiercely.

"Could it be that Liu Xiong was exposed when he came out to pee?" Wen Xian said suspiciously.

I nodded and said, "Maybe." ”

Wen Hui said: "The phone number of the police contact person cannot be reached, so I can only wait until tomorrow morning." It seems that Liu Xiong still has to be wronged for a few hours. ”

I said disapprerovingly: "It's not a big deal to let Liu Xiong be wronged for a few hours." Isn't it just tied up with a rope? Isn't it just peeing your pants? ”

Wen Hui stretched out his hand and pinched my arm, reproaching: "Liu Xiong looks so pitiful, don't you see it?" No sympathy at all. ”

"Wen Hui, no matter how pitiful Liu Xiong is, he is just sitting on the ground. Think about it: if you are hung on a roof beam, the taste will be dozens of times more uncomfortable. I said.

"Who was hanging from the roof beams?" Wen Xian asked.

I sighed and said, "When I was exterminating the ghosts in Gaojiazhuang, the villagers misunderstood me and once hung me on the roof beam, almost beating me to death. Luckily, I was able to escape. ”

Wen Xian said in surprise: "I haven't heard you talk to Liu Xiong about this." ”

I grinned and said, "It's gone, there's no point in talking about the old things." Besides, it is also appropriate to suffer a little for the sake of "Company X", and to suffer a little crime. ”

"Alas! Liang Ling, I can't imagine that you have also suffered like this. Wen Xian said sympathetically.

I said faintly: "Mr. Wen, we are killing ghosts outside, the hardships we have suffered, and the sins we have suffered, if you talk about it, they are all tears." It's not just me, it's Wenhui too. When she was in Xiao Liuzhuang, she almost hanged herself from a tree. ”

"Ahh And this kind of thing? Wen Xian was taken aback.

Wen Hui smiled and said lightly: "It's a trivial matter, it's nothing." ”

"Almost hung from a tree, nothing?" Wen Xian asked me sharply: "Liang Ling, why don't you report such a major incident to me?" ”

I saw that Wen Xian was angry, and hurriedly pushed the responsibility on Wen Hui. Because, Wen Hui is Wen Xian's cousin, and Wen Xian doesn't dare to do anything to Wen Hui.

"I originally wanted to report, but Wenhui firmly disagreed." I say.

When Wen Xian heard this, she had nothing to say.

Wen Hui smiled at me.

Wen Xian yawned and said, "It's two o'clock in the morning, let's go to sleep." ”

I went back to my room.

As soon as the door closed, I fell back on the bed and laughed maniacally.

Liu Xiong was completely planted tonight, and he was very embarrassed, especially when he spilled all the urine into his pants, which was too relieving.

Liu Xiong, Liu Xiong, you also have tonight.

Frankly speaking: When I had dinner tonight, I gave Liu Xiong two sets.

I deliberately ordered fried broad beans, first, to lure Liu Xiong to drink, because fried broad beans are an excellent accompaniment to alcohol. Second, I want Liu Xiong to fart so that he can be exposed in the lurking. As soon as you eat fried broad beans, you will inevitably fart, and you will fart one after another, and they will make a loud fart.