I estimated that Liu Xiong was exposed by farting while lurking. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

I was happy for a while before I fell asleep in a daze.

Suddenly, I was awakened by a loud knock on the door.

"Who?" I asked sleepily.

"Officer Liang, it's me." The iron abacus replied tremblingly outside the door.

I looked at my watch, it was not yet six o'clock, and it was just lit up outside the window.

The iron abacus was hospitalized last night, why did he come early in the morning? Did something happen again?

I hurriedly got out of bed and opened the door.

As soon as the iron abacus entered the door, he threw himself on his knees in front of me and begged, "Officer Liang, please save me." ”

Puzzled, I asked, "You... What's wrong with you? Is someone chasing you? ”

Seeing my surprised look, Tie Abacus explained: "Officer Liang, you don't know yet, last night, I... I put Officer Liu... No, it was the community security guard who arrested Officer Liu. ”

It turned out that the iron abacus was for Liu Xiong's business, and it was earth-shattering, as if the sky was about to collapse.

"I already know." I say it lightly.

"I... I'm damned! The iron abacus raised his hand and slapped himself.

"Smack! Smack......"

I stopped, "Stop! Why did you slap it? There's no need. ”

Iron abacus said remorsefully: "Officer Liang, last night was... I called the police, I thought it was a thief who entered the house, who would have thought it was Officer Liu. ”

I asked faintly, "What happened last night, you tell me everything." ”

The iron abacus explained what had happened in detail.

Last night, the iron abacus didn't get home until eleven o'clock.

He took a cool shower and went to bed.

Since the murder in "Presidential Suite", the iron abacus has lost sleep, and he can't sleep until two or three o'clock in the morning every night.

The iron abacus tossed and turned on the bed to "burn the cake".

Suddenly, the iron abacus heard a strange sound.

"Puff puff ......"

The iron abacus raised his head and listened carefully.

There was silence all around.

The iron abacus fell asleep again, and he thought wildly, and slowly fell asleep.

Suddenly, the iron abacus was awakened by this strange sound again.

"Puff puff ......"

This time, the sound was not only loud, but also loud.

The iron abacus raised his head again and listened attentively.

After a while, there was another "poof" sound.

The iron abacus finally heard clearly, and the sound came from under the bed.

Hey? What kind of weird sound is this?

Suddenly, the iron abacus smelled a foul smell, and he suddenly realized that it was the sound of a human fart.

In other words, a person got under the bed, and besides, this person kept farting.

The iron abacus trembled, and he thought: Could it be that there is a thief in the house?

The iron abacus held its breath and did not dare to move.

When another "poof" sound came from under the bed, the iron abacus finally made up his mind, and he got up, grabbed his clothes, and fled from the house. As soon as he left the house, he locked the door behind his back, and then called the community security room.

Iron abacus suddenly felt dizzy, he knew that his high blood pressure had been committed again, so he quickly dialed 120 again.

As soon as the iron abacus went downstairs, he ran into the security guard.

The iron abacus handed over the door key to the security guard, and took 120 to the hospital.

When the iron abacus was receiving an infusion in the hospital, the security guard called him and told him: "There are thieves in your house, and now you have been arrested." ”

At five o'clock in the morning, after the iron abacus was infusion, I felt that my head was no longer dizzy, so I went home.

When the iron abacus passed by the guard room of the community, the security guard stopped him and said, "The thief is in the house, and the police will come and escort him away as soon as it is dawn." ”

Iron Abacus was very curious, because this thief kept farting last night, like a fart bug, so Iron Abacus walked into the guard room to see what this farting thief looked like.

As soon as the iron abacus entered the guard's room, he was stunned.

Although Liu Xiong lowered his head and curled up in the corner, the iron abacus recognized him at a glance that he was a plainclothes police officer living in a hotel.

"How... Why is he? Iron Abacus asked puzzled.

The security guard asked, "Do you know him?" ”

The iron abacus approached Liu Xiong, looked at it carefully, and was sure that it was undoubtedly Officer Liu, so he opened his mouth and said, "He... He's a police officer......"

The security guard laughed and said, "Your blood pressure hasn't come down yet, what nonsense are you talking about, go home and rest." ”

"You... You guys caught... Catch the wrong person! Iron Abacus said in shock.

The security guard smiled and said, "No mistake, last night, we pulled him out from under your bed, grandma's, at that time, he even released several big stinky farts, and smoked Lao Tzu's nose wide." ”

"His surname is Liu, and he is really a police officer." Iron abacus said.

"It's a big joke that a police officer will get under your bed." The security guard said with a grin.

Liu Xiong was awakened by the sound of talking, he raised his head, and as soon as he saw the iron abacus, it was like seeing a savior, and shouted: "Iron abacus, tell them quickly, I am a police officer." ”

The iron abacus nodded and said, "Officer Liu, right... I'm sorry for you, let... You've been wronged......"

"Say to the security guard, I'm not a thief, I'm a police officer." Liu Xiong shouted angrily.

The iron abacus turned to the security guard and said, "You see, he is indeed a police officer, let him go." ”

The security guard kicked Liu Xiong and said, "You said you were a police officer, let me ask you, do you have a police officer card?" ”

Liu Xiong is investigating ghost cases under the banner of a police officer, and of course he can't get a police officer card. He stammered in defense, "I... I didn't have my police ID with me......"

"Haha......" The security guard laughed wildly, and when he finished laughing, he kicked Liu Xiong again, and said disdainfully: "You are a police officer, why do you want to get under someone's bed?" It seems that you are not only a thief, but also a fraudster, and I tell you: it is a crime to impersonate a police officer. ”

Liu Xiong was kicked by the security guard and screamed "ouch", he didn't dare to say anything anymore, because he knew that if he said that he was a police officer, he would be beaten.

Seeing that the security guard didn't believe his words, Iron Abacus looked at Liu Xiong and said apologetically: "Officer Liu, you... You came to my house last night, and if you had said hello to me, there would have been no such a big misunderstanding. ”

"Shall I greet you?" Liu Xiong glared at the iron abacus.

"Officer Liu, were you drunk last night...... Iron Abacus really couldn't understand how Liu Xiong could get under his bed.

Liu Xiong saw that the iron abacus couldn't save him, so he said dejectedly: "You go." ”

Liu Xiong can only count on the contact person of the police to quickly turn on the phone and let Wen Hui get in touch.

Tie Abacus was a little scared, he called the police and asked the security guard to arrest Liu Xiong, once Liu Xiong was released, he would definitely not be able to spare himself. He thought about it and decided to come to me for help.

I listened to the story of the iron abacus, covered my mouth and laughed.

It seems that Liu Xiong fell into my trap, ate fried silkworms, couldn't hold back his fart, and exposed him.

According to my assumption: just to embarrass Liu Xiong after being exposed. Unexpectedly, he was tied up by the security guard and peed his pants, which made him embarrassed.