One hundred and forty-two lonely men and widows also intervened
Although everyone has a stomach full of things to say, but at the moment there is no clue, so they have to listen to the half-immortal first, let Niu Erzhu divert the topic, Ma Fengyi will not persecute the good young man, Da Shao can be regarded as escaping, this meal is in full swing, not to mention Niu Erzhu and Bu Facai, even Ma Fengyi also ate a small belly and a round belly, after all, the cooking skills of the mother and daughter of the Du family are still not bad!
Everyone was full of wine and food, got together and chatted for a while, and went to rest early, Niu Erzhu and Bu Facai were originally idle characters, but there is something to do tomorrow, can't go out to mess around, the two of them are very bored, actually played mahjong in the house, these two people play mahjong is rare, but these two people also have a trick, touch a card, compare the size, lose to win the tickle, the two of them don't want to win, but the two guys have one, are poor ghosts, so they have to take this for fun.
The two losers played a few handfuls, and each other scratched each other's bodies, but they didn't want to play anymore, Niu Erzhu looked at the roof in a daze, and suddenly heard a sound of footsteps outside the door, and then someone knocked on the door, Bu Facai jumped down and opened the door, and immediately there was a fragrant wind blowing in the nose, and the two of them looked at it, oh, there was Ma Fengyi standing outside the door, dressed in red and green, not to mention how good-looking.
The five girls are a little different today, they usually shout as soon as they come in, they are more grandfathers than the masters, but today they bow their heads and are silent, they seem to have a lot to say, even Bu Facai can see that something is wrong, and asked with a hippie smile: "Yo, it's a girl, why can't you sleep, why can't you sleep and want to stay with your brother for a while?" ”
Ma Fengyi didn't raise his head: "Third brother, you go out first, I have something to say to Niu Erzhu!" Bu Facai was stunned for a moment, and immediately reacted, turned around and stuck out his tongue at Niu Erzhu, turned around and took a few clothes from the bedside: "Cheng, no problem, what do you say?" Oranges have the beauty of 'adulthood', we are all at this age, understand! What's that, Erzhuzi, I'll sleep in Uncle Shi's room tonight, you don't have to think about me, what about one night, what should I do, but pinch, take it easy, Uncle Shi is a few years old, I heard something in the middle of the night, I'm afraid that his old man's old bones can't stand it! ”
"Get out of here!" Niu Erzhu and Ma Fengyi pointed to the door and scolded in unison, seeing that if he didn't leave, the two of them would work together to kill him!
Bu Facai hippie smiled, ran out with a smoke, Ma Fengyi lowered her head, seemed to be thoughtful, and didn't know what she thought, suddenly stood up, walked to the door, and closed the door at once, and thought about it for a while, her face turned red, and she actually plugged in the door with her hand, what does this action represent be profound, lonely men and widows are alone in a room, what are you doing with the door? What does Ma Fengyi want to do?
Niu Erzhu's heart was pounding, Ma Fengyi was too strange today, her words and demeanors were ambiguous, did she really want to talk to herself? Niu Erzhu's heart was in ecstasy, the Jade Emperor, the Buddha, what I have been looking forward to is finally going to happen? Niu Erzhu couldn't hold back his excitement: "Sister...... Girl, what are you doing in the door? Are you here for that today? ”
Ma Fengyi inserted the door, lowered his head and returned to the house, sat at the head of the bed silently, kept rubbing the corners of his clothes with his hands, and did not react at first, and after a while, he finally nodded with a crimson face. Niu Erzhu was in such a good mood at the time, and his soul flew to the sky: "Since that's the case, let's prepare, right?" ”?? Ghost Silent 142
Ma Fengyi still didn't speak, she still nodded, when Niu Erzhu saw this scene, why hesitate? At that time, I was in a hurry, so I took off my coat, which was quite easy, but at this time, it was a little troublesome, after sacrificing a few buttons, Niu Erzhu took off the padded jacket, and looked back at Ma Fengyi, these five girls didn't know how to be so gentle today, and they were also taking off their coats there.
Niu Erzhu looked obsessed, watching the five girls take off their coats, cotton jackets, and grown clothes, tie up their hair, loosen the buttons on their necks, revealing their snow-white skin, take off their earrings, put on their wrist guards, tie their knee pads, etc., wrist guards? Kneepads? Do you need this to do that? Niu Erzhu's face changed and he suddenly came to his senses, this is a little wrong!
"Are you ready?" Ma Fengyi finally spoke, but the tone was cold, Niu Erzhu finally had a bad premonition, he suddenly fell from the peak of moral decay to the trough of disaster, just now he was still fantasizing about the big pervert who drove straight in, and now he suddenly became a poor little red riding hood, Niu Erzhu hugged the quilt full of beds, and pleaded pitifully: "Can I put on the cotton jacket?" ”
The answer is self-evident, so on that night, Niu Erzhu suffered the most tragic domestic violence in his life, and there were bursts of screams in his room, but unlike most people think, it was not Ma Fengyi who screamed, but Niu Erzhu.
So when Niu Erzhu appeared in front of everyone with two panda eyes and a big head full of big bags on his head, everyone felt a chill, and the estimation of Ma Fengyi's combat effectiveness instantly increased by several points, Bu Facai of course knew best what was going on, he originally planned to listen to the sound and listen to this inappropriate thing for children, but in fact, the three rats watched a horror movie all night. Bu Facai also asked Niu Erzhu what happened afterwards, and according to Da Shao, because his negotiation with Ma Fengyi on good-neighborliness and friendship was too enthusiastic, so that when he sent her, his head hit his feet, causing a regrettable result.
Everyone knows that this is pure, but face still has to be given, some things can't be pierced, and if you stab Niu Erzhu, you have to hang yourself! The group had breakfast and discussed with each other, and they had to hurry up about entering the cottage, if they delayed too much time and people got the news, it would be even more difficult to do. Zhang Banxian pondered for a while, and called Wang Yaqiao, Niu Erzhu and Bu Facai, asking them to prepare and go around the cottage with him.
Since Da Shao is going to explore the mountains, he has to get it down first with a woman's dress, Du Jingjing and Du Xiaoxian's mother and daughter were busy for a while, and the four of them were dressed up again, Zhang Dejiang disguised himself as an old farmer, Niu Erzhu and others disguised themselves as his three sons, don't you say it, not only those bandits can't recognize it, but even face to face, if you don't know about it, you will never guess. The preparation is complete, the four of them are on the road, this Baoyang Mountain, although it is not close to the city, but the half-fairy will escape, although it has not reached the point of Dacheng, there is no problem with Niu Erzhu and Bu Facai, as for Wang Yaqiao, when it comes to kung fu, it is not worse than Zhang Dejiang, he doesn't have to worry about the master at all. The four of them arrived at the place almost at the same time, the four of them stood at the bottom of the mountain and looked up, and their hearts were half cold, this mountain is not high, but it is too damn precipitous, heavy mountains and forests, strange rocks, not to mention that there are jams all around, that is, there is no one, you go up and work hard, if you don't know the details, how much is definitely how much you die! ――by:87942204368064376|510――>