One hundred and forty-one cut it for everyone
Hearing Wang Yaqiao say this, everyone stopped laughing, Bu Facai stretched his neck and pondered for a long time, and he didn't know the crux of the problem, so he had to ask Wang Yaqiao with a shy face: "Senior brother, what do you mean by difficulty, I think it's quite appropriate, don't you talk about breaking through the sky, it's just that a few of our brothers know the details, don't you have a little bit of that in your heart?" ”
Wang Yaqiao sighed: "Senior brother, what you said is right, Uncle Shi's craftsmanship has nothing to say, but there is one thing, this person can't just look like a woman, he can move, sit and lie down, and talk and behave like him, of course, there are also things that are not like, that is a special case, this is not the biggest problem, you don't behave like a woman, you can also be said to be a heroine among women, but you have to talk like it, right?" The junior brother's voice is thicker than a gong, this is something that everyone can hear! ”
When everyone heard this, they all scratched their heads, and after talking for a long time, they forgot about this stubble. Niu Erzhu doesn't matter, it's not like the best, it's like it's still unlucky, it's best if everyone encounters this technical difficulty, and they can't overcome it, so let's discuss it in the end, or let whoever goes, won't you get rid of it? However, Niu Erzhu has been a gangster for all these years in vain, and he still doesn't have a clear understanding of the shamelessness of these bad friends!
Da Shao was swimming in the fantasy of breaking free from the sea of suffering, but he soon felt that something was wrong, because everyone looked at him strangely, like a group of spectators staring at the bear on the circus, partly to see him play a good game, and partly to hope that he would be unlucky. Niu Erzhu shuddered, he couldn't stop trembling in the eyes of everyone, and his intuition told him, it's not good, he will be unlucky!
Da Shao's premonition was quite effective, everyone was silent at first, and there was a strong smell of conspiracy brewing in the silence, and finally, to Niu Erzhu's surprise, Wang Yaqiao stood up, this senior brother of his relatives, held a small knife in his hand, the knife was rusty, it was an antiquity at first glance, and the shape was quite strange, long and thin, extremely sharp, and it had a special purpose at a glance.
At this time, Wang Yaqiao was still stern, anyone could only see the overflowing justice and fairness on his face, and his tone was also full of irresistible selflessness: "Senior brother, I know that this is unfair to you, but what, today's matter is for everyone, brother, you don't want to keep this bandit as a victim, right?" So, junior brother, for everyone's sake, you cut it! ”
"No!" Niu Erzhu let out a miserable scream, he jumped up one by one, and climbed back to the corner of the wall, covering his crotch with both hands, his eyes breathed fire, and he had a desperate posture with whoever came over, "You group of rammers, Niu Erye's willingness to be a fake bag is already a big face, if you want to gain an inch, I will fight with you!" "Niu Erzhu's face is indeed a country and a city, but his actions and language are too much that, everyone has a little sick to their stomachs, just like you are full of joy, open a beautifully packaged box, but see that there are only a few mouse feces inside, and forget what is inside, there are only so few, it's too insincere!
After Da Shao made a helpless threat to his fox friends and dog friends, he turned to look at Zhang Dejiang, Da Shao's face immediately turned into a bitter melon, with tears in his eyes, and he was more wronged than Dou E: "Master, you know the situation of my family, my grandfather died early, eh, but in comparison, my father died not late, I am a single descendant of nine generations, a single seedling, the only male in our house." If you let them destroy me like this, our Niu family will be doomed, and I want to ...... back then."
Zhang Banxian sighed: "Hey, who said it wasn't, I think my ancestors also told your grandfather's fortune back then, we are also world friends, even if I am not your master, I should be your uncle, how can I see you unlucky?" The half-immortal rushed to sympathize with the weak, so he turned around and said to Wang Yaqiao, "Yaqiao, how can you do this? He's your junior brother, you can't scare him, remember to be light! ”?? Ghost Silent 141
Niu Erzhu vomited blood at that time, is this my master, are you always dissatisfied with my personal vendetta against me? Da Shao is desperate for this world, but he can't despair of himself, he will definitely not be caught until he has to! So Wang Yaqiao and Niu Erzhu began the fight between the hunter and the prey, don't look at Niu Erzhu, everyone is usually not good, it is a matter of life and death of the second child, he is really playing with his life, Wang Yaqiao is a hero, to pay attention to stalking, he really can't get him, the two of them are deadlocked, Du Xiaoxian and others behind him saw that it was cheap, and rushed over at that time, the gripper of the gripper, pressed the thigh of the thigh, and pressed the Niu Erzhu to a strong!
Da Shao wants to cry without tears, all along, he always feels that he can't do this, that can't work, the only thing worth gratifying is that the popularity is okay, now I look at it, it's not the same thing at all, it's not that his popularity is good, but the character of these people around him is too inferior, except for himself, no one cares about them at all! Niu Erzhu had tears in his eyes, closed his eyes and waited for the desolate and sad knife, and at the same time silently saddened in his heart: "Ma Fengyi, you stupid woman, this is the first time you have seen my brother, and I'm afraid it will be the last time, and ...... in the future." In the future, we will still want to be sisters! ”
Da Shao waited for the belt to be loosened, and the crotch of his pants felt cold, but when he waited, the looseness was loose, but the loose was the neck collar, Wang Yaqiao loosened the button on Niu Erzhu's neck, and made a few strokes on Niu Erzhu's throat with his hand, and suddenly shot like electricity, and lifted Da Shao's chin up, Niu Erzhu's eardrum clicked, and the hook was taken off.
Niu Erzhu is strange, what is this for, seeking money and killing people? No way, if that's the case, people won't help them hide their treasures. Could it be that an adulterer and an adulteress murder her husband? It's possible, he and Du Xiaoxian are quite hot, and the two of them may have a leg! Niu Erzhu arranged the two of them quite disgusting in his heart, but this vicious conjecture was not completely completed, he felt a chill in his throat, and before he understood what was going on, there was a click in his ear, Wang Yaqiao wiped the knife and turned his head and left.
The rest of the grandchildren were like no one, let go of Niu Erzhu, and chatted in groups of three or five, either to discuss what to eat at noon, or which family made the clothes to look good, anyway, they were all very vulgar topics, Niu Erzhu was a little lost, and shouted at those fox friends and dog friends: "Is this the end, ah?" ”
Everyone wants to look at him like a madman, otherwise what do you want? Find a place to lie down for a while? Niu Erzhu shouted out in his voice, and he was also startled, how did his voice change, it was much sharper than before, although it was not like a woman, but it was not as thick as before. Wang Yaqiao hid the knife in his arms, walked over and patted him on the shoulder: "Isn't it over, junior brother, although this tone of voice looks terrible, but senior brother has a quasi-child in his hand, and it will definitely not hurt you!" ”
"Tune ...... Tuning tapes? You just tuned my vocal tapes? Niu Erzhu's eyes were bigger than buns. Wang Yaqiao glanced at him quite strangely: "Yes, otherwise what do you think?" Da Shao's face flushed, it seemed that his thoughts were still too noble, and these bad friends couldn't keep up with their rhythm at all: "Ah...... That's what I thought! ”
Niu Erzhu has been walking the rivers and lakes for many years, and he has heard some things, for example, this toning tape, this is the secret thing on the rivers and lakes, if someone wants to dress up as a woman, or to deceive people, or to escape the pursuit, this requires someone with this craft to show his hand, this thing is very evil to say, in fact, it is to change the thickness of the vocal cords to change the voice, there are those basic skills are not good, but the famous singer of the pear garden who sings the horn has done this, who is who, I dare not mention the name, the descendants are still there.
Da Shao finally breathed a sigh of relief, he didn't expect Wang Yaqiao to know a lot, and even this kind of secret craft was so proficient, but Niu Erzhu was still faintly worried in his heart, if he would talk like this in the future, wouldn't it make people laugh to death? , as far as Bu Facai's mouth is concerned, he can find what he said he can't find the north! Da Shao secretly pulled Wang Yaqiao aside: "Senior brother, you said it clearly, you see that you scared me!" But I'll just talk like this in the future, this can't be done, it's not yin or yang, how will my brother see people in the future? ”
Wang Yaqiao Yile: "Senior brother, don't worry, I don't think I cut your vocal cords with a knife, but use this thing to make your vocal cords a little thinner, and after a few days drink a little more fat sea, it will be restored, how can senior brother harm you in this relationship?" ”
Da Shao is completely relieved, since even this matter has been solved, then the rest should consider how to mix into the cottage, at this time it is not early, several people unconsciously discussed for a day, their stomachs are a little hungry, Du Jingjing and Du Xiaoxian cooked, and after a while, they made a big table of sumptuous dishes, Niu Erzhu thought that this crazy girl couldn't make anything good, and this table of dishes could barely be eaten, who knew that when he tasted it, it turned out to be delicious, Niu Erzhu was surprised in his heart, and couldn't help but glance at Du Xiaoxian, Who knew that she would see this crazy girl with a flushed face, needless to say, this qiē had already been seen by Ma Fengyi, and the five girls were silent, but secretly stepped on Niu Erzhu a few times. Da Shao almost didn't feel so painful that he didn't dare to think about it anymore, but Ma Fengyi didn't plan to stop like this, the five girls touched under the table with both hands, and they were about to pinch Niu Erzhu's legs when they saw that they were grabbing them. Niu Erzhu complained bitterly, in order to divert his attention, Da Shao swallowed a mouthful of braised pork, stretched his neck and asked Zhang Banxian: "Master, how can we get into the mountains, this is a big deal, if this thing can't be done, we will do so many things in vain, I don't know if you have any plans?" Zhang Dejiang pondered for a while: "This thing is easy to say, difficult to say, if we want to join the gang, we can't do it without an acquaintance, of course, no one here knows the bandits, but don't worry, we can get an acquaintance without an acquaintance, let's go to the mountains tomorrow, and act when the time comes!" ”――by:87942204368064376|509――>