However, my eyes were completely distracted by the next table legs. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

There are also four turtles carved on the four table legs, with vivid and vivid expressions. Seriously, there is one of them that looks like a little turtle that I picked up in the smelly ditch in the countryside and raised for a few years. I called it the little rat back then. It's obviously a cute little turtle, as for why I call it a little mouse, I guess my buddy thought I could meet in the vast sea of people, and I Haozi had a relationship with it. As the days go by, the relationship between the two of us has deepened. I have almost nothing to say about the little mouse.

But then one year it had a serious illness, and when it saw that it was about to go home, my father and mother listened to the words of the fortune teller who passed by the door all the way, and forced me to let it go. Anyway, at that time, I thought that the Taoist priest was full of nonsense, saying that in a few years I will encounter a big disaster, if this little turtle is released, then it will be able to turn evil into good fortune, but it will break bad luck and take away official luck, and my life will be very lucky. If you don't let go, you will be haunted by ghosts and demons in this life, depressed, and finally die without illness.

This Taoist priest talks crazy in broad daylight, what the hell, weird and whatever, running the train with his mouth full, anyway, I don't believe it. But my father and mother believe it, as soon as they heard the words of this Taoist priest, they were all anxious for my safety!

After they entertained the Taoist priest with delicious food and drink, they forced me to take the little mouse to the small river in the back mountain and release it according to what he said. There are thousands of streams and rivers in the world, all of which lead to the sea and so on. I cried and cried, and they beat me up.

This later, right? Whether I put it or not, let's talk about it slowly next time. Just let me sell it generously, no way, who called me Hao Jian, I'm still so cheap.

"Smack!"

At this moment, there was a startling sound of slapping the table on the stage, which brought my thoughts back.

The body of the sinkblack prince was shocked, and he sat down generously and arrogantly.

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He patted the table, his face was solemn and his expression was majestic, and he also put on an official shelf, picked up the jade on the jade table and slapped it violently, the table shook slightly, and even I felt the floor and ceiling moving. And his long black beard, which is particularly smooth, is also moving! I wasn't intimidated, I found it so much fun!

This reminds me of the scene and posture in the TV series where Master Bao is about to start the trial of the prisoner.

"Ascension !!"

He shouted, and after waiting for a long time, no one shouted might.

Only then did he remember, isn't this the Spring Festival coming, and the ghosts and grandchildren have all gone home for the New Year. Some of them went to visit their parents; Some accompanied their wives; Some traveled abroad; Some went to all walks of life part-time. After all the calculations, only himself, the bull's head, and the tortoise were left in this underworld. Alas, he shook his head.

Once upon a time, our underworld underworld was also full of talents, and business was so good that lonely souls and wild ghosts from all walks of life came one after another.

But in recent years, it has not been the development of high technology, in-depth medical research, and all walks of life have advocated family planning and welfare homes for the elderly, so there are fewer and fewer people who come to the prefecture to report to the prefecture. In recent years, except for some unexpected disasters, most of the others are unjustly killed ghosts, that is, ghosts who died unexpectedly and have good intentions. The underworld is in urgent need of labor, and the troops are insufficient, so I'm afraid that outside of this underworld, there are still many lonely souls and wild ghosts wandering around!

Once you let the boss know, there is no good fruit to eat. It seems that I have to hurry up and let the Turtle from the admissions office go to the Three Realms to recruit a few more helpers. To solve the burning of my underworld!

The king of Hades gestured a few times with his eyes to the bull head standing respectfully next to him, and the bull head only then did he react.

"Might~~"

It is estimated that he has just wasted too much physical strength, and he actually looks like he is lacking in qi and kidney failure, and roars silently.

I'll go! What's wrong with this netherworld? Deserted, miserable. Could it be that the higher realms have too little money to pay, so they can't hire people?

It's not right, look at the stainless steel floor, marble ladder, jade platform, table, decorations, computers, mobile phones, and what embroidered dragons, carved gold and painted turtles, this is simply a big tyrant, a big deal!

If it were to be put aside in our modern times, it would have become a priceless and priceless history museum a long time ago! Then there must be a long queue to rush here!

I froze there, a little confused, and a little confused, so I continued to look at them dumbfounded.

The Lord of Yama didn't care that the bull's voice was as small as a mosquito, he continued to say to the audience in a thick official tone: "Bull head and horse face, bring me the prisoner!"

Although Ma Mian has gone to raise a fetus at home, this official authority still needs to be there, and there are still beautiful words to support the scene! I can't lose the face of my underworld, otherwise how will I manage this great underworld in the future?

"Yes, Lord Yama."

After the bull head nodded respectfully at him, bowed his waist, and made a gesture, he smiled "hey, hey, hey" and strode over to me.

Looking at his eerie smile, I got goosebumps and scared me back a few steps. His expression was so sour that it must have been fine, and I felt an indescribable horror in my heart. In the TV series, after the death of the person in the netherworld, what should I do next?

Yikes! Didn't the black and white impermanence first seduce the soul, and then send it to the three halls for trial, how could I just take this step? Decline! After the triage, will I be sent to the eighteenth layer of hell and never be reborn? I don't even know how I died, and that's even worse.

Legend has it that this hellfire can burn people's lungs, scorch people's skin, and torture people to the point that they don't want to be unwanted. No, this is a matter of life and death, and you can't be sloppy!

"What are you going to do?!"

I resisted as hard as I could, but the bull bull ignored my struggles and forcibly pushed me over, kicking me behind my knee and kneeling me no longer.

"Tell Lord Yama that the prisoner has been brought, please judge."

"Wait!"

An old, deep voice rang out.

I was stunned, aren't there just three of us here? Where else is there talking! My gaze followed the source of the sound and cast it under the table.

At this moment a sleepy old turtle came out from under the table, and it crawled out slowly, with funny movements and staggering steps. He climbed next to me and said to the king of Hades on the stage: "I am too late, old turtle, and I ask the master to forgive me!" ”

"Uncle Turtle, why did you come out, did Xiao Yan and I make you hibernating?"

Who knew that this carbon man, who had a majestic and domineering face to me just now, was now greeting the old turtle with a gentle face. What a discriminatory treatment.

"Uncle Turtle, you just don't care, go back and have a good rest. It's a cold winter, the weather is cold, you wear so little to come out, be careful of catching a cold. It's enough to have me and the bull's head here. Are you right? Bull head? ”

"Uncle Turtle?" I wondered.

I'll go, this old turtle has such a big face, even the king of Hades has to respect it for three points. Cock is blowing up!

"Yes, yes, yes." Although this bull head shivered cold, he dared to say no, this is the uncle of their head of the underworld!

He nodded again and again and said, "Grandpa Turtle, we are carrying it here, you can go back and rest." Don't worry, the small ones will be done properly. ”

"Grandpa Turtle?"

I'll go, once again refresh the worldview!

I took a closer look, and saw that the folds on the back of this old turtle were distinct, the flesh on the feet was deep, the skin was rough and thick, and the eyes were cloudy, but for some reason, this old turtle was different from what I had seen on the Internet, but its eyes were bright. However, I can still guess about the age of the turtle, Brother Hao. This is thousands of years old, right?

Don't ask me why I know so much, since I raised a little mouse, I have paid special attention to turtle kings and the like, so this skill of guessing the turtle's turtle age is still something I learned on the Internet when I had nothing to do.

Thousands of years of history?

I was shocked in my heart, and I said it casually, isn't that a thousand-year-old turtle that-

"Millennial King Eight! Ha ha! ”