"Bold!"

The king of Yama was clearly angry!

He yelled at me, but in a blink of an eye, he politely said to the old turtle on the ground: "Uncle Turtle, don't be angry, this new ghost who just came here is not sensible, Xiao Yan, I'll clean him up." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Bad thing! Why don't I have a door?

I saw him turn his head, slap the table with a black face and a shocked face, boom, and spin the sky.

With a snap, it shook my soul, and it suddenly felt like my soul was about to fall apart.

"You wild ghost dare to be disrespectful to Uncle Turtle, you should be beaten!"

Miserable, wild ghost? I'm a wild ghost! I don't have time to argue at all.

He threw the stick in the bamboo tube to the ground and angrily reprimanded: "Bull head, go, give me a slap in the mouth, and beat him until he cries and admits his mistake!"

The bull's head hit people very actively, and he shook it over with a big face.

"Don't! Brother Da Niu, I have been weak since I was a child, and I will definitely not be able to eat your infinitely powerful cow hooves! I hurriedly grabbed his cow's hooves and cried, and begged for mercy to the king of Yama on the stage, "Please also ask the iron-faced selfless, loyal and patriotic, not afraid of power, righteous life, blue sky and bright moon, upright, and loving the people like a son, Lord Qingtian Mingjian!" I'm just a quick talker, the poor boy in the countryside has never seen the world, and he is offended, so I ask Lord Hades and Grandpa Turtle to spare my life! ”

I guess this is the most disobedient thing my brother has ever said in his life, there is no way, it is important to save my life.

"Boy, is this Grandpa Turtle also called by you?!" The bull head was dissatisfied and scolded.

The old turtle, yawning on the side, climbed onto the table of the king of Hades at some point. Holding a book of life and death in his hand, with a stroke of his pen, he began to write. Don't know what you're messing with?

As soon as he heard our conversation, he waved his turtle hand and said comfortably: "It's okay, it's okay, it's called cordial." ”

That's right, what are you in a hurry, this king of Hades didn't even say anything, you stinky cow who eats Luo Bu and worries about it!

I grimaced at him and twisted my head to the side.

Look at me as if I would rather die than give in, and look triumphant, the bull head is angry. He blew his nose and glared at the other hoof, lifted me up with one hand, and was about to slap me.

I didn't have time to react, I was dumbfounded.

"Wait," the expression on Hades' face was visibly sneering.

He sat up straight, and said to us, "Interesting, boy, go on." ”

Not to mention, this trick that has not changed for thousands of years really works. I used all the idioms that people used to praise Lord Bao Qingtian in that TV series, and I used everything I could, and I made it all up.

"Report to the Lord of the Blue Sky Yama, in our world, everyone praises you as a living Bodhisattva who is selfless, honest and honest, clean and clean, upright, fair and strict, sensitive to the people's feelings, loving the people, and broad-minded! It is said that you can hold an umbrella in the belly of the king of Hades, and the prime minister can hold a boat in the belly, you will definitely not see a lowly little ghost like me, right? ”

I'm just talking nonsense anyway. Isn't it just a sycophant, who wouldn't? Hehe.

"This?" Hades hesitated.

It looks like there's a show, I'll add more fire.

"Please, please, puff spirit..."

My brother learned from the 'sister' in 'Where are you going, Dad' sold a good girl to the Hades on the stage, and almost didn't cute them.

Seeing me selling cuteness in his hands, the bull head was happy: "Hahaha! You've teased me! ”

"You stop...

Hades stopped my movements, and at the same time stopped the bull's laughter and said, "Above the court, no frolicking or loud noise!" Don't get down yet. ”

Only then did the bull let go of me, a smile froze on his face, and he stepped aside aggrievedly.

I rubbed my neck that was pinched by the bull's head, snorted at him indignantly, and took the initiative to kneel in the middle of the floor in front of Lord Yama, waiting for the verdict to be announced. How can I feel like a little sheep is waiting to be slaughtered?

You ask me why I'm so honest, and you'll find out when you go to the Netherworld. It was eerie here, and there was a cold and cold wind blowing in my ears, which made me feel uncomfortable, and I couldn't stay for a second longer. If my temper provokes the king of Hades, it is not that I can't eat and walk around, maybe I will be hooked by the black and white impermanence of the iron hook and hang on the eighteenth layer of hell to roast the fire.

In the winter, maybe it's warm, do you want to try it?

"Boy, what's your name? Where do you live? How did he die? ”

Hades Laozi continued to speak, upright and grim. I guess I was stimulated by my brother's praise just now.

"This?" Brother was silent.

Damn, is there any mistake, as soon as I came, I asked my brother so many questions, how did I know how I died, didn't my brother drink too much, I forgot how I came here, who remembers how I died!

"Say! Say it! Seeing that I was hesitant, the bull head raised his fist at me and echoed, "Lord Hades has spoken, do you dare to reply?" ”

"Don't dare, don't dare." , I sighed again and again, "Alas, the little one has no money to buy a house, so the poor one rents a single room." ”

"I'm asking about hometown!?" Hades was full of black lines, "What's your name?" ”

"Oh oh" I looked at him innocently, "My name is Hao Jian..."

"My hometown is in the big mountain pimple in Fengdu County, Chongqing, and there are three people in the family, five acres of land, a few cows, sheep and eight pigs."

"Talking about the point?" The bull head came over with a long whip, "Do you want to be whipped?" ”

I don't know where he got the whip and swung it on the ground, and it really scared me. I said honestly: "Nantuo Village, Fengdu, Chongqing, there is me and my father." ”

Seeing that I was honest, Hades touched his beard with satisfaction and smiled, "Then how did you die?" ”

"I don't remember how I died." I shook my head and told the truth.

Hades was stunned, thought for a moment, and was about to pick up the book of life and death to record the conversation. He looked around and muttered, "Huh? What about my brochure? ”

"There's no need to look for me."

The old turtle came out from under the table.

Its turtle face was covered with ink, and it slowly crawled out of a brush that was still dripping black ink on the ground, dragging a densely written book of life and death. Not to mention how hilarious it is.

"I've already memorized it for you."

I held back my laughter, I can't help but laugh at the king of Hades, I dare to laugh out loud!

I watched it sway, staggered up to Hades' table, handed him the book of life and death, and said, "You also said that you don't want me to help, you see how careless you are, and now I remember to record it." No, I've memorized it for you from beginning to end. ”

Wow, from beginning to end, what a memory this old turtle has!

"Uncle, you have worked hard, but this is in the hall, there are many people watching, you have to lose face to Xiao Yan. Okay, uncle? You have a good rest, and I'll leave it to Yan'er here. Yan Er promises a quick victory, obedient~"

Hades took the book of life and death, slightly embarrassed, and only moved it in a low voice, and obediently slept on his lap.

A turtle was sleeping on the lap of King Yama, and I, Hao Jian, could be regarded as an eye-opener.

But I can really hear it, why does he say so many people? There are only a few people here, okay? I hurriedly looked around, it was pitch black, where was someone, my hair stood on end, and I had goosebumps all over my body. Also, what the hell is a quick fix? I really don't take ghost life seriously!

"That? Lord Qingtian Hades, are you still trying it? If you don't interrogate me, I'm gone, huh? "I'm impatient, too.

I don't want to stay in this place for a second longer.

The king of Hades said angrily: "This family has a family law, and the country has a national law, how can you come to the underworld as you kid want, and go as you want?" ”

"That's right! It's not like you can come and go if you want! The bull head chimed in.

"Since you don't even know how you died, then," Hades paused, turning his head and asking the bull's head, "what's going on?" ”

Who knew that the bull's head suddenly changed into a huge booklet, came out and flipped through it in his hand, looked at me kneeling on the ground, and said with a malicious smile: "Returning to the lord, according to the provisions of Article 7255 of the Criminal Law of Hell, this ghost does not know when, where, and for what reason it died, and it is a symptom of forgetting when the ghost or the lonely ghost enters my yin, and it should be killed!" Or whip the corpse! Sentenced to a quick sentence and sent to hell. ”

"Nani?"

They're going to kill me?!

Even after I died, I shuddered at the thought of being whipped by them. Hell is hell on earth!

"Then send him to hell! Pull it out and cut it! ”