Chapter 004: I slept in a coffin
"Liang Ling, I'm wearing a skirt, my legs are so cold, you find me a pair of pants to wear. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info" Bai Ping said faintly.
I was embarrassed and said, "Bai Ping, this... Where do you want me to find my pants? ”
Bai Ping raised her eyes and glanced at my pants and said, "Take off your pants and put them on for me." ”
"I'm wearing men's pants or an old pair of pants, and you don't fit it." I politely refused.
I heard my grandfather say that when a dead man wears the clothes of a living person, he will haunt that living person forever. Although Bai Ping is a stunning beauty, she is a female ghost after all, and I am separated from her by yin and yang, and I can neither be a husband nor a lover. If I had given her pants, I would have been entangled by her for the rest of my life.
Bai Ping twisted her waist and said coquettishly: "I'm going to wear your pants." ”
"You... You ...... "I'm gone without a master for a while, obviously, Bai Pingcheng wants to entangle me for the rest of his life."
"What are you, take off your pants." Bai Ping urged unhappily.
"Bai Ping, you... Do you want to rely on me? I asked.
Bai Ping's eyes widened, and she said hatefully: "Liang Ling, it's not that I want to rely on you, it's you who touched my flesh first." I've grown so big that I haven't been touched by any man. Since you touched me without permission, you should be responsible for me. ”
I asked in disbelief: "Bai Ping, haven't you been touched by a man?" No, haven't you ever been in love? ”
Bai Ping said with certainty: "I haven't talked about it, my love history is a blank slate." ”
"Isn't it because you took medicine to commit suicide because you fell out of love?" I asked, confused.
I thought to myself: A beautiful girl in the flower season has embarked on a dead end, and eighty percent of them are out of love and can't think about it.
"I committed suicide because I love dancing, but a few days ago, I had some discomfort in my legs, and when I went to the hospital for a check-up, I found that there was something wrong with my legs, and the doctor asked me to say goodbye to my dance career, so I couldn't think about it for a while, so I went to a dead end. I don't regret it at all, though. Because, dancing is my whole life, and since I can't dance, what's the point of living? Bai Ping said sadly.
The reason for Bai Ping's suicide shocked me, just because there was something wrong with her legs, and she couldn't continue dancing to reclaim her life, wouldn't it be too bloody.
I finally understood, no wonder Bai Ping is a good ghost, it turns out that she was not unjustly killed, but Huangquan who went willingly.
I looked at Bai Ping with pity and said regretfully, "Bai Ping, you... You don't treat life as a dish too much, with a thunderous appearance like you, I'm so sorry for the handsome guy in the world when you die. ”
"Am I sorry for you?" Bai Ping asked with a smile.
I salivated and asked, "Hee-hee... I don't dare to be pretentious. Bai Ping, do you think I'm handsome? ”
"Handsome, you are very handsome, otherwise, how could I entangle you." Bai Ping replied both truthfully and falsely.
I made a bumpy gesture and said regretfully, "If I were ten centimeters taller, I would be handsome." ”
I thought to myself: If only Bai Ping hadn't died, with her sticky energy for me, she would definitely marry me. It's a pity that she's dead now. As the saying goes: one dies a hundred.
"Liang Ling, don't grind, take off your pants. If you don't take it off, don't blame me for being mad! Bai Ping said impatiently.
I thought to myself: I'm settled tonight, don't take off my pants, Bai Ping can't spare me. Take off your pants, and you will become a plaything in the palm of her hand for the rest of your life.
I looked at Bai Ping's delicate face and slender figure, gritted my teeth, and thought: Take it off, it's worth it to be a ghost under the pomegranate skirt.
I took off my trousers, jumped off the tomb, and said to Bai Ping, "You lie down, I can put your pants on." ”
Bai Ping lay down obediently.
When I was putting on Bai Ping's pants, I accidentally touched her thighs. Bai Ping's body trembled, as if she was frightened.
"Bai Ping, I... I didn't mean to, don't get me wrong. "I hastened to apologize.
That day, I pinched the flesh of Bai Ping's breasts, and she slapped four big mouths, and now, my face is still swollen, and I will certainly not forget this lesson.
Bai Ping glared at me coquettishly and said, "Liang Ling, what does it mean that I put on your pants, do you know?" ”
I hesitated for a moment, then replied cautiously, "Means I can't escape the palm of your hand, right?" ”
"Nope! It's not that simple. Bai Ping suddenly stretched out her hands, grabbed my shoulders, and dragged me into the coffin with all her might.
I was unexpectedly dragged by Bai Ping, and the whole person fell into the coffin and lay on Bai Ping's body.
"Ahh I exclaimed.
I can't help but feel creepy when I slept in a coffin. I struggled to climb out of the coffin, but Bai Ping hugged me tightly, and her two arms were like two ropes, tying me tightly to hers.
"Liang Ling, don't be afraid." Bai Ping comforted softly.
"Bai Ping, you... Do you want me to be buried with you? I asked fearfully.
To be honest, I've only lived twenty years in the yang world, and I haven't lived long enough. If I were to die now, I would be unwilling. Besides, I haven't even married a daughter-in-law, and I haven't become a real man yet.
"Liang Ling, I don't want you to die. However, if I put on your pants, it means that we are married. In other words: Now, I am your yin wife, and you are my yang husband, you know? Bai Ping said faintly.
I've heard about the marriage of the dead for a long time, but I have never heard of the fact that when a dead person wears the clothes of a living person of the opposite sex, it means that he is married. I thought: Bai Ping must have wanted to tie me to her to make up this set of lies. However, I don't think I'm at a loss, and having such a beautiful female ghost is also a blessing.
"What is a ghost marriage?" I pretended to be confused.
"Liang Ling, you show off in front of me, I don't believe it, you don't even know what a secret marriage is." Bai Ping said angrily.
"Bai Ping, even if we get married now, don't we even have a ceremony?" I asked.
When my grandfather was alive, he presided over several underworld marriages, and the excitement was no less than that of people in the yang world. I made this suggestion because I actually wanted to embarrass Bai Ping.
"Ritual?" Bai Ping thought for a while, and said, "Let's sleep together tonight, it's a ceremony." Come, kiss me. ”
Actually, I wanted to kiss Bai Ping for a long time, but I didn't dare to make a mistake. Now, Bai Ping offered to let me kiss her, which was in my arms.
I put my mouth up and kissed Bai Ping frantically.
Although Bai Ping's lips were cold, they still made me feel very sweet, and I felt like eating ice cream.
"I... I can't breathe......" Bai Ping tilted her head to the side and said angrily: "Liang Ling, can you be sven." ”
I've been salivating over Bai Ping's body for a long time, and since she is already my yin wife, it means that I can do whatever I want.
I put my hand into Bai Ping's clothes, kneading the flesh of her breasts.