The window of Dean Huang's office was closed, and the smoke of late summer could not blow in. www.biquge.info I didn't have an air conditioner or fan in the office, and the cigarette in my hand could rise very high.

In the room at this moment, Cheng Ming sat honestly on the sofa, Huang Yuehua sat behind the desk and flicked the table with her fingers, there was no quarrel, and there was no two-hundred-pound yellow skin.

"No yelling, no mental disorders, your mental endurance is good?" Huang Yuehua said to me.

"Maybe it's because of my personality, plus I've been subverted since last night, so now it's throwing up on the toilet." I looked at this calm weasel, and it was hard not to complain.

"yes. If I were him, after encountering the gods, the ghost realm, and the rhubarb after appearing in less than fifteen hours, would such a calm smoking ...... It's impossible not to choke. Cheng Ming said faintly.

"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"

Then, Huang Yuehua and I glared at this dead fat man.

"Well, according to folklore, can I ask how old you are?" I couldn't help but ask Huang Yuehua.

"It's not as big as you think. Although for our circle, this is all common sense. Fortunately, what I do is coaxing a bunch of children, so my patience is enough to give you some science. Huang Yuehua said.

"Did someone say you resemble my psychiatrist? He also likes to taunt his patients. I said.

"Okay, there's a chance you can introduce us to each other. Next, science popularization begins, well, do you need me to ask the nursery aunt to bring you a lollipop? ”

"Dirt!" The corners of my eyes twitched.

"Of course, I've heard all kinds of legends about the thousand-year-old white snake, the five-thousand-year-old centipede, and the nine-thousand-year-old fox. In fact, most of these legends also flowed out of our circle. Huang Yuehua spoke, and the desktop where his fingers were tapping on it had a distant rhythm, which made his whole person feel so light: "However, whether it is 8,000 years or 10,000 years, except for turtles, they are either congenitally extraordinary, or they are the opportunity to become demons in a maximum of twenty years." Can you guess why? ”

"I guess it's because of lifespan, right?" I asked tentatively.

"That's right, longevity. Twenty years is almost the limit of the average wild animal. When the time comes, if the wisdom is still not open, it will inevitably be cultivated in the loess. Huang Yuehua sighed lightly: "Even if there is a big demon in the clan to bless and protect it, and use the law to point wisdom, but the point is only wisdom in the end." And the spirit is the creation, the number of days. ”

After a moment of silence, Huang Yuehua waved his hand and said, "What are you talking about." Let's talk about you. ”

"Okay."

"You're going to die."

"Gah?"

"So surprised?" For my surprise, Huang Yuehua was very surprised.

"Shouldn't it?!" I was upset and said, "Besides, you don't bluff people there." As the protagonist of this book, how could I die? Even if you die, you will die in the last chapter. ”

"First of all, what you are going to do now and what you are going to do in the future, no matter how you look at it, is a dead man. Secondly, I don't think it's a new thing that as a paranormal novel, the main character is a dead man. Also, the essence of the people is dead, tsk, the discipline of the author of this book is really ......"

The author is looking at the computer screen with the middle finger, two.

"Well, even if you make sense. Then how could a teenager like me die without being sick and without pain? This is obviously unscientific, and I will not accept you as an example. "I still can't believe I'm going to die soon.

"The Grim Reaper came down five times, and which of the twenty or so who died was not young and alive? Even if you put aside the fate killing and ghost killing, even the murder team composed of several Hong Kong cowards, including persecuted paranoid patients and Alzheimer's patients, can create accidental killings at any time (referring to the movie "Accident"). So, ahem, I really don't know where your unwavering sense of security comes from. After Huang Yuehua finished speaking, she shook her head slightly, this B is loaded, counting the difficulty coefficient, I give 10.354 points.

"So, your advice is for me to hurry up and prepare for the aftermath while I am still alive. It's better to walk to the crematorium yourself and ask for a discount, right?! "You can imagine that I wasn't in a good mood when I said that.

"That's right."

I'm also going to fry it.

"That's exactly what I thought before I met you."

I decided to wait and see how it went before blowing it up.

"Goblins are beings that human science cannot accept. Therefore, the eyes of the goblins can also see things that human technology cannot accept. For example, the number of lives. Well, there is nothing else very mysterious about the use of the word number here, it is simply how long there is left in life. Usually, a goblin like me who has achieved cultivation can see through a simple calculation that this person has a few years, months, and instant lifespan left. ”

"Hey, don't bully me just because I have amnesia. This skill of yours is obviously the setting of the 'Eye of Death' in "Notes on Death". Are you going to say that you lost half of this skill in exchange for it......" I protested, followed by a taunt.

"Okay, you can shut up, the big factory thrush is also a goblin. Still have questions? ”

"......" me.

"Then here's the problem."

When the meat scene came, my expression couldn't help but freeze.

"Excavator ......"

"Poof. Ahem. ”

"Tsk, the more this kind of anti-trend veteran, the more unexpected it can bring about damage." Cheng Ming sighed leisurely on the side.

"Well, the problem is that I can't even see your life." Huang Yuehua said, her tone was much more solemn.

"Cut, what should I be? The unique thing of uncertain fate is that for a protagonist like me, it is the same standard as a big road goods. ”

"Huh, unique? This is indeed the case in terms of people. But if it weren't for people, like goblins, like ghosts, like fat people sitting there, I wouldn't see it either. ”

Huang Yuehua's words left me a lot of room for thinking, first of all, fat people are not people. Secondly, I don't seem to be human?

Huang Yuehua and the fat man tacitly left me some time to think, my head was a little messy, and I asked casually: "What is the fat man?" Could it be the one who took the scriptures with the master, the senior brother, and the third junior brother back then, or is it simply a contraband such as fat meat? ”

The fat man didn't get angry when he heard it, but with a smile on his face, he said two words lightly: "Heavenly machine." ”

"The more you know, the more you can't speak. If you know everything, you will not say a word for eternity, just like the way of heaven. Heh, so you don't pinch his chin just yet. Huang Yuehua explained and persuaded.

I didn't explain it to him, I really just wanted to choke him, but I couldn't find it! After letting go of the fat man, I couldn't help but ask them, "So what am I?" ”

Huang Yuehua stared at me for a long time. After thinking about it for a while, he said seriously: "You may not be satisfied with my answer. ”

"As long as it's not 'heavenly machine' or other synonyms." I'm very low in demand right now.

"Well, you're ...... Something strange I've never seen before. ”

I turned to look at the fat man and said, "Give me a scarf when you're done with your coat." ”

"Calm down, the world is much bigger than you and I think, so it's not strange to pop up a little weird once in a while. Aren't you weird amnesia? Maybe you're already hung up, but you don't know you are. I don't know why no one else found out that you hung up. When you suddenly remember that you hung up one day, then you really hung up. In this way, it is not completely impossible. ”

"Bullying me for my young age, maybe I haven't seen the supernatural sixth sense, right?"

"Okay, you can shut up......"

"Grass, don't tell me it's actually Bruce? Willis also hung up. ”

"Young people have to be patient, I want to say that the director of the film, M, is an Indian, Indians, you know, because they believe in a bunch of strange gods, so they are all weird. And the prototype of the film is a strange story circulating in India. Well, I can tell you in charge of the strange story itself, and this strange story is probably true. ”

Well, he has a point. I thought about it, and I was really speechless.