Chapter 8 A face of saliva and Cheng Ming ruined the three views of the peak
Since I am in the eyes of the fairy Huang Yuehua, there is no lifespan parameter hanging on the side of my head, so there is no need to continue to disturb him.
I pulled the fat man and got up to say goodbye. It's raining lightly today, and business should be good by the time the evening rush hour comes.
Huang Yuehua got up to send us out, and when she was about to go out, she patted me on the shoulder, stinging, and it came very suddenly.
"Beibei, is that you, Beibei?" I asked Huang Yuehua.
"Use "Thunderbolt Baby" to complain, and you're not afraid that young readers won't be able to understand it? Stop a little, that's what the fat man brought you to want. Huang Yuehua said.
I turned my head to look at the fat man, who nodded at me.
When he looked back at his shoulder, a spot of earthy yellow flickered in the place of pain.
"What's this?"
"Clan coat of arms? Identity card? Whatever you want to understand. If one day there are lonely ghosts, little monsters and little monsters on your car. should be afraid of the Huang family's lineage, and they will not dare to make a move on you easily. β
"What if it's the level of Impermanent Judge and Fierce Monster?"
"Well, then it can help you defend against the handy attacks of some of these beings in a very short time."
"In other words, it's a simple amulet, plus a low-quality disposable defense scroll, right?" After saying that, I felt that this taunt was not enjoyable, so I said to the fat man again: "You have such a big face." β
"Rhubarb's stinginess, blame me?" Fat tsundere.
"Little driver, be content. If it weren't for the fact that this dead fat man had a great favor to my whole clan back then, do you think I would have participated in something related to the 'Heavenly Machine'? Do you know what the 'heavenly machine' is called in the circle recently? Sinkholes! If you don't talk about it, you can't talk about it fifty years ago......"
In order not to end the book in chapter 8, I decisively pulled the fat man away.
The fat man and I were about to go downstairs, and a group of children rubbing their eyes and yawning came up in the hallway.
The fat man pulled me to my feet and placed the bag of candy in front of me.
I understand in seconds. Immediately, he was angry and shouted: "Sugar!" β
The scene in the corridor froze, and then, the bear children, who had just been sleepy-eyed, rushed towards me with bright eyes.
The first to rush in front of me was a sturdy little boy with a tiger head and a tiger brain.
"What about sugar? What about sugar? β
"Wipe your nose off, and kiss me, a piece of candy." As I spoke, I touched the bear child's head.
Then, he reached out and grabbed my sleeve.
I was just about to blow up my fur, knowing what the bear child was going to do, when a small hand grabbed the shoulder, and then the little hand was reversed, and the bear child was already attached to the radiator on the side of the corridor.
"Kiss, a piece of candy, huh?" It's a five-year-old at most.,Very cute little Lori.γ
"Uh, you just like a kid stuck it on the radiator, right?" I asked in disbelief.
"Obviously." Little Lori clapped her hands, yes, it's what we usually do after we go downstairs and throw away a bag of garbage.
"Hey, children should be united and friendly, so ......"
"What so much nonsense, stick your face over, quick."
"I ......"
"What's the matter, you want to go back?!" Little Lori said, her little hands crossed.
"Crackling."
"No, don't dare."
In the end, little Lori hugged my stiff face and kissed me for a dozen bites, took a handful of candy, and prepared to leave.
"Wait, can you tell Uncle what your name is?" Well, I'm a masochist.
Little Lori, holding out a finger.
"A piece of sugar, isn't it? I know ......"
"A handful."
"Uh......"
"Huh?!"
I grabbed a handful of candy, stuffed it into Lori's full little hand, and said, "Please smile." β
"Yellow Crescent, my name is Yellow Crescent." Little Lori said, her round eyes wide and a sweet smile.
Then she was gone, bouncing around. And after she left, the rest of the children, including the yellow crescent who didn't dare to make a sound, dared to rush to my side, kiss me on the face once, and take away three to five candies.
"Tsk, a bunch of goblins." I wiped the saliva from my face and smiled.
"Or else?" The fat man standing behind me said quietly.
I was stunned for a moment, and then I was in a trance.
β¦β¦
"Send me to Electronic City. The keyboard is smashed. "Otaku don't have any logic when they speak.
"With your love for Warcraft, I think you should go to Blizzard HQ and make a show of it, and then have them make your image a hero."
"Tell me, don't you. Save it, friend. Waiting for the national football team to win the Hercules Cup is more meaningful than this. As for your suggestion, no, it's too damaging to the game's balance. After the fat man poked me, he really thought about it for a while, and then said arrogantly.
If you can't make a clichΓ©, you will be hurt by Arrogance +1. I didn't say anything more, thinking about where I would go when I sent the fat man home.
When the city's electronic city arrived, the fat man said to me before getting out of the car: "Don't wait for me, I'm going to a place later, it's inconvenient to take you there." β
"Recently, the radio has been talking about stepping up efforts to combat pornography."
"First of all, the place I'm going to has nothing to do with what you said. Secondly, if you need it, I can give you a couple of absolutely safe field mama san's phone numbers. It was introduced by Brother Cheng, and he sent Shuangfei. β
"What is the mentality of a person who is serious and pure first, and then exposes his essence in the next second?"
"Life is stressful, and most people nowadays are nervous."
"Tsk, you are so self-defeating, do you know?"
"In fact, every anti-pornography campaign is a rectification of the chaos of the small yellow industry and a guarantee of the performance of the large-scale yellow industry. On the whole, it has basically achieved the purpose of maintaining the reasonable, balanced and sustainable development of the industry. It seems that the fat man who is not in a hurry to express his opinion.
"I've known you for so long, I really didn't know you had a hobby of watching news broadcasts."
"When Deyun Club is updated, I will occasionally aim at it. Let's go. β
Leaving a bunch of crooked and unseemly three views, Cheng Ming got out of the car.
I opened the ride-hailing app and prepared to go with the flow. Press the window to smoke, and before you smoke a third, the system automatically assigns a business.
"The airport?"
It is not cost-effective to run to the airport during this time period, after all, it may delay the evening rush hour. While I was thinking about it, I drove to the pick-up location not far away.
As soon as the car stopped, the door at the back was opened, and a large hand-held ran was thrown in, followed by a girl wearing a hat and a mask.
"Drive, fast."
This is the second time I've been ordered by the Domineering Queen today, and it's worth mentioning the age span, which is roughly between five and twenty-five years old. After recalling it, I was still a little excited.
Hello Shake M, Shake M goodbye.