The black-faced man carried the little Lori, and said with a gentle look in his eyes: "Wife, don't make trouble, people are brothers and sisters." ”

"What? is this your wife?" Shen Fan looked at the little Lori, who was obviously half a head shorter than the cat girl, with a surprised expression, and felt as if his ears were hallucinating.

However, Xiao Lori changed into clothes from the beginning of her vigilance and smiled ambiguously: "Yo, brother and sister, this old lady likes it, but she dies and lives without love, and finally finds out that it is a Japanese and Korean ethics drama of her own brother and sister, which is too touching." ”

“...”

Shen Fan had a black line on his face, and said seriously: "Little sister, at such a young age, you shouldn't watch some messy TV series." ”

Shen Fan thought that the black-faced man had shouted the wrong thing just now, and this little Lori was probably the daughter of the black-faced man or something.

Unexpectedly, the little Lori crossed her hands on her hips, leaned on the shoulders of the black-faced man with her toes, and said triumphantly: "Hehe, you guessed wrong, the old lady is a real adult, this big guy is my husband, and he has a marriage certificate~." How about it, isn't this appearance of the old lady very much in line with the aesthetics of you lolicons, uncle~"

Shen Fan was so uncomfortable that he was shouting at this tired and trembling 'uncle', and hurriedly repeated his previous words.

I don't know why this older pseudo-Lori's desire to perform is so strong, and after finishing it, she still carried a puffy skirt around Shen Fan in a circle, and rubbed it on Shen Fan, who had a different body, but she walked away, if she left, it is estimated that if she is really a Lolita uncle, she will faint happily.

"Oops, it hurts, my head, it's a big one, don't think about going to my mother's bed tonight if you hit me on the head again. ”

Pseudo-Lori suddenly let out a miserable scream, it turned out that the black-faced man couldn't stand it anymore, so he took action to sanction this trouble-causing little guy.

This time, it was Shen Fan's turn to look at the black-faced man with strange eyes, and at the same time took out the 'fat ball' with a posture that was ready to call the police at any time.

The black-faced man "..."

"It's not fun to play this game anymore. ”

Shen Fan is actually just joking, pretending, after all, the pseudo-Lori really took out the ID card just now, and it was clearly written that the two of them were over thirty, it is estimated that these two are often misunderstood, otherwise the pseudo-Lori would not have carried the marriage certificate with him.

"Cut, two boring old men, the old lady went into the house to take the children. ”

Pseudo-Lori was ruined by her husband.,Boredom went back to her cottage to play at home.。

The only one present who was unaffected was the cat girl who picked the collar, and it is still unknown what happened.

In the end, Shen Fan bought more than 200 pieces of cat food and dried fish in "Tmall Wonderful House", as for the collar, Shen Fan didn't dare to buy it, otherwise maybe the cat girl would put her neck on her when she went out, then he would have to spend the night at the police station tonight.

led the cat girl to the West Lake Broken Bridge again, and combed the cat girl's messy hair while enjoying the beautiful scenery of the West Lake.

"I bought an umbrella, an authentic West Lake oil-paper umbrella, sell it cheaply~"

On the side of the broken bridge, a group of teenagers and girls in school uniforms were shouting hard, each holding an oil-paper umbrella in their hands.

After a while, this group of students came to Shen Fan's face, and a little boy who looked a little older than the others said shyly: "Uncle, buy an umbrella, you see that the weather is so human, it will make the young lady dizzy." ”

Shen Fan was amused by the eight or nine-year-old little dolls, and pointed to the younger girls behind him and said, "Then aren't these little sisters behind you afraid of the sun?"

Lao Shen has now naturally brought himself into the role of a father, and he is completely immune to the very unfair differential treatment of uncle and young sister.

The shy little boy obviously hadn't experienced this kind of questioning, hesitated for a moment, and then opened the oil-paper umbrella in your hand to shield the little girls from the sun.

Although the West Lake in early spring is not cold, it is still a little early to say that the sun is dry.

One of the little girls must have thought of this, jumped out of the umbrella, raised her head to look at the sun in the sky, and suddenly held her forehead with her hand, and her body slowly fell.

"Oops, it's so sunny today, everyone is melting. Dead ghosts~ don't buy an umbrella to shade the sun. ”

Shen Fan was amused even more by this group of little guys, thinking that he had also encountered a small wash, not to mention that the acting skills were really good, but he was still too idle, and he acted like a little adult, which was very likable.

The simple-minded cat girl didn't know this, and she didn't have the concept of acting in her eyes, so she thought that this little person was really sunburned, nervously picked up the little girl, stretched out her little tongue and kept licking the little girl's cheeks.

When she used to be a cat, when the 'servant' was injured and broken at home, the cat girl treated Shen Fan's injuries like this, and the effect was particularly good, at least she would scratch her chin happily every time the 'servant' did this.

The sudden change frightened this group of seven or eight-year-old children, especially the little girl who was suddenly held in the arms of the cat girl, her whole body was stiff, her eyes had not yet opened, and she didn't know if it was time to continue acting.

"Meow~What should I do?What should I do?Why hasn't she woken up yet?Xiao Fanzi? Wake up. ”

The kind-hearted cat girl found that she had been treated for a long time, but the other party was still unconscious, and the first method that came to her mind was to find her 'omnipotent servant'.

Shen Fan's originally somewhat embarrassed expression was completely broken by the combination of the cat girl and this group of children.

Suddenly, Shen Fan's heart moved, and his mischievous mentality swelled up, and he said with a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth: "Oh, it looks like he's really sunburned, it's quite serious, you help him live and pinch the soles of her feet, otherwise she won't wake up." ”

When the cat girl heard this, she directly took off the little girl's shoes, and the group of seven or eight-year-old children were also stunned by Shen Fan's rhetoric, and they all believed it and ran to press the soles of the little girl's feet, after all, this girl was improvised, and she didn't have time to communicate with her teammates.

At the beginning, when there was only the cat girl alone, although the little girl endured it very hard, it was not exposed, after all, the cat girl pinched it more seriously, but this group of children had joined, and the scene was suddenly chaotic.

Imagine that seven or eight hands poked indiscriminately on the soles of her feet, and the feeling that the little girl finally couldn't help it, and the tears of holding her little feet and laughing came out.

The little girl finally recovered, and said pitifully: "Uncle, you see that I am pretending to be so hard, just buy an umbrella, okay." ”

Shen Fan was so amused by this group of children that he wanted to buy one for a long time, but at this moment he still pretended to be profound and asked, "Little sister, then tell your uncle, who asked you to sell umbrellas here?"