The little girl confessed aggrievedly: "Uncle, we want to give love, I heard to be honest that there has been a disaster in Hangzhou recently, and there are many poor brothers and sisters who can't eat, so we want to help them." ”

The cat girl looked at her 'servant''s big hand stroking the top of the little girl's head, and thought enviously, "Isn't meow going to faint too?"

"Then why do you choose to sell umbrellas? It hasn't rained lately. Shen Fan asked softly.

When the little girl heard the word umbrella, her eyes lit up, and she said proudly: "At this time, my attention is what I thought of~, they all say that West Lake is the territory of the White Lady, and she and Xu Xian realized it because of an umbrella on this broken bridge." So I think I will make a lot of money selling umbrellas here, because many people know the story of the White Lady. ”

Shen Fan asked jokingly, "Then how much did you sell?"

When the little girl heard this, her proud little face suddenly got stuck, and she said, "3...1...1"

The shy little boy who was the first to speak suddenly jumped out and said, "Xiaoya, how can you lie?"

The little boy looked very angry, and his shy image changed, and he explained to Shen Fan: "Uncle, she lied, we didn't sell any of them, and the teacher said that I wouldn't be allowed to lie, so we can't lie just to sell the umbrella." ”

took out five hundred-yuan bills, and Shen Fan bought all these umbrellas.

"Okay, children, my uncle has bought these umbrellas, but you have to remember that you are not suitable for these things now, and these things are naturally done by adults, you don't have to worry about them, understand. ”

The little ones nodded as if they didn't understand, and left happily with the money.

Shen Fan looked at these umbrellas and snorted coldly: "It's ridiculous that a group of adults hid in the corner and pretended to be grandchildren, but pushed a few children to the front." ”

The cat girl asked puzzledly: "What's the matter~, are you angry?"

Shen Fan touched the cat girl's hair, saying that it was okay, but a trace of anger rose in his heart.

These children seem to be voluntary, but in fact they know that these things are nothing more than advocacy by some people on the side, using the compassion of children and the pity of others in exchange for benefits.

What kind of aid, how much of this money will end up where it should be spent? It won't stay in the hands of this group of kids anyway.

Those people stand on the moral high ground, and they have a compassionate face on the surface, but in fact they have an ugly heart like a femme fatale.

Even if it is a natural or man-made disaster, there are naturally adults to share it, and even if the sky falls, there are tall people on top.

When the world has degenerated to the point that a group of children who can't even love parting can bear the ugliness of this world, it's really sad.

"Little Fanzi, these... It's called an umbrella, what are you for, and can you eat it?"

That is, the innocent cat girl, who maintains a positive and optimistic attitude at all times.

Shen Fan tied the cat girl's long hair into a meat bun and looked at his masterpiece with a smug expression. Who let Lao Shen be single for so many years, this is the first time to tie the girl's hair.

"Miao Miao~ Shall we buy umbrellas today? When we sell these umbrellas, we can exchange them for a lot of small dried fish. ”

When the cat girl heard that she could change to a small dried fish, she held six or seven umbrellas on the ground in her arms, and her serious expression seemed to protect some treasures.

"Dried fish, dried fish, let's go sell umbrellas for dried fish." ”

Shen Fan smiled, pulled the cat girl back, pointed to the steps of the broken bridge and said, "Don't run too far, we'll sell it here." ”

As he spoke, Shen Fan set up the umbrellas one by one, then found two big stones with the cat girl, sat on the stone steps of the broken bridge in the sun, and happily played the umbrella selling game.

Shen Fan actually had a whim for a while, completely holding a boredom idea, after all, this umbrella is twenty is the heavenly step, he just bought it for five hundred oceans, no matter how he sells it, it will be a loss.

However, Catgirl didn't care about this, she was thinking about dried fish at the moment.

In the cat girl's habit, the brain usually does not need to move, only need to follow the 'servant'. However, when it comes to dried small fish, her smart little brain melon began to operate again, and An An calculated how many packs of dried small fish an umbrella could be exchanged for.

"Does Uncle sell umbrellas..."

"Does my sister sell umbrellas..."

"Do children sell umbrellas..."

...

An hour passed, and the cat girl didn't sell a single umbrella, and sat pitifully on the ground.

Shen Fan, who was secretly snickering, really couldn't stand it anymore, and dragged the cat girl to explain: "Miao Miao, we are selling umbrellas, and we want others to buy our umbrellas, so when you shout, you have to shout 'buy', not 'sell'." ”

The cat girl stared at her big blank eyes, nodded blankly, and ran to the middle of the bridge again.

"Big sister, the umbrella wants to buy you..."

"Auntie, did you buy an umbrella..."

"Grandpa, you let the umbrella buy you..."

...

Shen Fan, who was hiding by the fence, had been completely defeated by the cat girl's umbrella-selling skills, and he no longer corrected it, but watched this scene happily.

It turns out that cats, although occasionally lazy, are motivated when it comes to small dried fish.

For example, the current cat girl has been working hard under the sun for an hour and a half, although not a single umbrella has been sold, but she is still full of fighting spirit, as if she is not holding an umbrella in her arms, but a lottery ticket that can be exchanged for small dried fish, trying to find the prize winner hidden in the crowd.

Not to mention, after Catgirl's unremitting efforts, she really found the hidden NPC.

"Little brother, are you selling in bulk?"

Shen Fan watched the cat girl go to talk to a young handsome guy funny, and listened to the shouting that had completely run away, and couldn't straighten up with laughter.

The little handsome guy was stunned for a moment, the first time he met such a cute little girl, his mind became active.

"Little sister, are you selling umbrellas?"

The cat girl shook her head blankly and said, "Selling umbrellas, no, Xiao Fanzi said that I want to say 'sell', and then others say 'buy', so you should say 'buy'!"

The little handsome guy was a little overwhelmed by the cat girl's novel idea, and it took a long time to understand what she meant.

Looking at the cat girl who was a little stupid, a lewd smile appeared on the corner of the young man's mouth, and said, "Little sister, do you want to 'sell'?"

The cat girl didn't notice that the other party deliberately bit the word 'sell' very hard, and thought that the other party finally understood, so she nodded her little head happily.