Chapter 1: Dragon Five
"Girl! Let me tell you, what is the focus of our profession as a physiognomy master? What we pay attention to is a quasi-word, right? I'll show you fortune-telling, it's a taboo thing, and I really can't give you this money anymore. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info" An old man with a pair of black cylindrical glasses, at this time was facing a woman with heavy makeup in front of him, and his mouth opened and closed, regardless of the big yellow teeth that were coming out at this time, he didn't give the woman in front of him a chance to bargain, and he didn't blink and said: "Look, from your numerology eight characters, you are the five elements of water shortage, ah, and now Mercury retrograde, ah, just with you, right, this phase not only to see, but also to look at the eight characters together, and you see, Look at your words, crooked, what is this called? It's ugly, it's not ugly! There's a big article here, I dare say, in this world, except for the old and rotten me, there is no one to understand! ”
The young woman called "Girl" had a strange face at this time, looked at the words she had written on the paper, and said embarrassedly: "Ah... yes, I'll write it again? ”
"Alas~" The old man stretched out his hand, pushed the young woman's hand aside, and said: "Let's go to the teacher, it looks like an "indefinite number", and your handwriting seems to be a random pen, but it is ugly if you don't write it early, and it is ugly if you don't write it late, so you have to write it ugly when I test you eight characters, you see, is it the will of heaven in the dark! ”
If these words are put in normal times, as soon as they come out, they will have to be scolded, who will have to make people ridicule the ugly handwriting for no reason, if the person who measures the eight characters is a man, he will have to pull his face down, and he must first teach this stinky old man how to speak.
But it is strange to say, this young woman, hearing that this old man ridiculed her like this, although her face was strange, she did not care, but was a little anxious.
The young woman hesitated, "That'...... Xiangshi, do you see anything? ”
The old man picked up the yellowed paper on the table and looked at it, and pretended to be deep: "There is a crisis in feelings......
The young woman in front of the old man widened her eyes and said in disbelief: "Why are you ......" Then almost her entire body pounced, and suddenly brought a face with heavy makeup over, and said anxiously: "Old fairy, do you want to help me......"
The old man smiled leisurely, turned his head to a boy behind him and said, "Little Wu, you go and make a cup of tea for the guest." After that, he turned around and said with a smile: "Now it's time for us to talk about the cost?" ”
The boy known as Little Five pursed his lips and said, "I'll get you tea when I set up a stall!" ”
Although Xiao Wu's muttering was not loud, it was clearly transmitted, but he didn't want the old man to seem to have heard it, and still instilled the nonsense concept of "Mercury retrograde is not suitable for anything" to the woman in front of him, touched it from under the table with his left hand, took out five yuan, and threw it at Xiao Wu while the person was not paying attention.
Xiao Wu looked at it and kicked the five yuan into his pocket, but this body didn't move.
The old man had to take out five yuan from under the table again and threw it at Xiao Wu.
Xiao Wu put the five yuan in his pocket, then he stood up slowly, walked into the supermarket across the road, took a bottle of green tea, unscrewed the lid, and poured it into the teacup he brought, and this cup of "tea" was ready.
"How?" A silver bell-like voice sounded, Xiao Wu turned around, and saw the supermarket cashier Xiaomei looking at him with a smile, and said with a smile: "Your grandfather is open again?" ”
Xiao Wu smiled, shook his hand, and said, "There is another big wrong, the relationship has failed, it's not a big deal." ”
Xiaomei smiled when she heard this, saw that there was no one left and right, lowered her voice, leaned into Xiao Wu's ear and said, "Is there a situation?" ”
Xiao Wu shrunk, Xiaomei's hot breath made his ears itch, he subconsciously glanced at Xiaomei's chest, under the light green supermarket uniform, a pair of peaks towering, almost sticking to his chest, so he blushed, secretly scolded himself for being perverted, why do you always look at her, and then silently recited a few words of the six-character scripture, straightened the mind, and said: "No situation." The woman was a pure emotional failure, and there was nothing strange about her. ”
Xiaomei nodded when she heard this, as if she was a little disappointed, but she still said, "Well, it's okay, it's good that you haven't got anything unclean." ”
Xiaomei's full name is Dong Chenmei, according to her father, the reason why she gave such a name is because Xiaomei was born in the morning, and his father has no culture, so he gave her such a name according to the meaning of "gave birth to a big beauty in the morning", and she is now a freshman in college, and now in the summer vacation, she works in a supermarket to earn some pocket money, and works part-time as a writer at night, specializing in writing horror novels, and earning extra money.
And the reason why she likes to write horror novels is actually related to Xiao Wu.
Xiao Wu's real name is Long Wu, he is an ordinary high school student, the day the two of them met, Xiao Wu because he took the first place in the grade, so he bought a bottle of "stuffy donkey" and sat alone on the wall outside the school to pretend to be melancholy about the moon, and was thinking about whether he should go to the back noodle restaurant to ask for a fried chicken rack, but he heard a sharp exclamation, looked at it, and saw Xiaomei being chased by a "thing" with a cloak, naturally sighed, and even gave birth to a little bit of "I can't get drunk on the moon", my legs were raised, and I turned down.
"Hey!" Xiao Wu shouted to Xiaomei and said, "Come to me!" ”
Xiaomei was excited when she heard this, looked back, and saw Xiao Wu standing there with an unknown face waving her hand, and when she turned around, she pointed at herself impatiently.
It was about nine o'clock in the evening, and the hard high school students' evening self-study had not yet ended, and there was no one on the road. , I'm talking about you, don't point your nose at it! Run! Are you blind with your third uncle and grandfather? ”
Xiao Wu rolled his eyes, strode up to meet him, and dragged Xiaomei, who ran like a madman, only to feel that the place at the beginning was cold, not as if he had a body temperature, and he couldn't stop trembling slightly, so he sighed and said slowly: "What are you running, running!" ”
Xiaomei was dragged by someone, naturally she was ten thousand slots in her heart, and said secretly: "You really want to die, you die by yourself, don't pull me!" Thinking about it, she suddenly felt cold, and a cold air hit, freezing all over her body in an instant, and she turned around violently.
The unknown "thing" behind him was dragging a bloody coat, standing coldly behind him, a pair of black and blood-covered hair draped straight down, blocking most of his pale face, revealing only a bloodshot eye, staring at him coldly.
And the bottom of her feet was empty, and she was hanging in mid-air.
The wind is gusting, and the ghost is swishing.
"Ahh
As a young girl who has believed in atheism for more than ten years, Xiaomei has naturally never seen such an unclean thing, and at this time, seeing this female ghost staring at her coldly, her head was unnaturally folded ninety degrees, and then she grinned and stretched out a long tongue that was about to fall to the ground.
There was a huge eye on the tongue, and I didn't know if it was her own, or if it was ......
Xiaomei suddenly felt that her whole head stopped, and at this juncture, she couldn't care less about scolding Xiao Wu, but instinctively pulled Xiao Wu's sleeve and stretched out her hand, ahhhh
"Giggles!"
The female ghost smiled, and her head bent ninety degrees horizontally again, and her jaw rushed up completely.
"Shhh
Xiaomei gasped, a pair of big watery eyes flashed with tears at this time, and with a wow, she opened her mouth and cried.
"Ahh
The female ghost screamed, her upside-down head was inexplicably excited at this time, and a blood-stained face was pale at this time, revealing a sly smile, and her hands were sent forward, pinching Xiaomei's neck.
Just as the female ghost was about to succeed, Xiaomei was already on the verge of incontinence, and when she closed her eyes and waited for death, Xiao Wu next to them suddenly opened her mouth and said.
"Stop!" Xiao Wu gestured with his hand in a paused posture, put his face between a person and a ghost, and said, "You can't see me?" ”
Xiaomei was stunned, it was the female ghost, and she also paused for a moment and looked at him.
Xiao Wu looked at the female ghost, tilted his head, and said, "You turn your head over first, it's too tiring to talk like this." ”
"Huh?" Xiaomei wiped her tears and said with a crying voice: "You... You, you, you... Can you..."
"Ahh Xiao Wu nodded impatiently and said, "I can see it, such a heavy fishy smell, even if you can't see it, you should smell it." He waved his hand.
Xiaomei was stunned for a moment, and then scolded: "Are you crazy!" You see you don't run! You you, you don't run, forget it! What are you doing with me? I'm about to take the college entrance examination, how can my life be planted in the hands of this kind of thing, I should stay in a ...... where all handsome men are there"
Xiao Wu saw that she seemed to be unable to recover for a while, and she chattered non-stop, so she had to roll her eyes, turned to the female ghost, and said, "Okay, I'll give you ten seconds to disappear from my eyes!" ”
"What?"
Xiaomei was stunned, and then burst into tears, her tears were not concealed at all, and the grief and indignation in her eyes seemed to be coming out, "I didn't expect that it was really a neurotic who dragged me, wow, ah, how many lifetimes of blood mold have I poured, wow, ah, ah, ah, -----."
The female ghost was stunned, then smiled weirdly, and really slowly stepped back.
This time, Xiaomei was really stunned, rubbed her eyes, and said in her heart: "Could it be that this product is a ghost?" Immediately, his face turned pale, and he reacted, in fact, falling into the hands of the ghost is not much better than falling into the hands of the female ghost.
Xiao Wu turned his head with satisfaction, looked at Xiaomei, who was already paralyzed, and said, "Count her acquaintance!" ”
Before the words fell, Xiaomei's embarrassed smile had not yet receded, and a "ghost big brother" had not yet exited, and a gust of wind suddenly hung up in the middle of this path.
"Hehehehehe~"
A chuckle, with a cold air, slowly floated towards the two.
Xiaomei only felt that the hairs on her body stood on end, and every cell in her body was shouting, "Run!" "But I can't take a step with this leg.
In the distance, the female ghost who should have disappeared was slowly appearing at this time, every time she floated forward, the cold air around her increased by one point, Xiao Wu looked at it coldly, only to see a red light rushing out from the female ghost, in an instant, even the sky turned red, where there are tall buildings around, there are some corpses and mountains of blood, and blood stains the ground.
As soon as Xiaomei raised her hand, a ball of slimy plasma suddenly appeared in her palm, and there was a lot of minced meat on it, and I don't know what it was.
"Vomit ---!"
How can an adolescent girl withstand this, she spit out all over the ground with one mouth.
"You said you wanted me to disappear?"
The voice of the female ghost seemed to come from all directions, and her figure turned a little red at this time, and she didn't know when she raised a head, and said with a sly smile: "Then! As soon as he let go, his head flew over in a parabola!
"This is the last person to say that to me, cluck-cluck!"
Xiaomei just finished vomiting, as soon as she looked up, she saw that a round thing was still flying in front of her, she subconsciously reached out to catch it, and took a closer look, but it was the head of an old Taoist priest of the Republic of China, with a square scarf on his head, and his face was full of thick scratches, and a pair of eyes were staring at him, almost protruding out of the eye sockets.
Xiao Wu squinted, snorted, and said, "Six!" ”
The female ghost was stunned.
"Five!"
It was only the female ghost who understood what he was doing, and Xiao Wu actually began to count down in this mountain of corpses and sea of blood.
"Four!" Xiao Wu smiled coldly and said, "You still have three seconds." ”
This female ghost has been a bad person for a hundred years, and she has to kill more than a dozen people every year to calm down her grievances, not to mention ordinary people in previous years, even those so-called Taoist monks, after seeing her true body, she either ran away with her tail between her legs, or became her own meal, but today it was good, she actually touched such a master, and even counted down to herself, and couldn't help but surge boundless evil, wow yay screamed.
Layers of black qi rose up into the sky, forming several yin spirits in mid-air, with a terrible cry, rushing towards Xiao Wu in unison.
"Three!" Xiao Wu didn't look at it.
The female ghost screamed and flew up.
"Two!" The Shadow has flown in front of him.
"You found it yourself!" Xiao Wu said coldly: "Don't blame me! ”
The yin ghost swarmed up, and the huge wave of qi overturned Xiaomei, rolling to the side, she raised her head, only to see that the black gas was thick, and the yin spirits screamed and laughed wildly, where was there anyone else.
Seeing this, she cried again, not knowing whether it was for the fate she had to face, or for this ignorant boy who unfortunately died.
"Humph!"
In the darkness, between the mountains of corpses and the sea of blood, a cold snort came out, making the many yin spirits who laughed wildly stunned.
Immediately, Xiaomei saw a scene that she had never seen in her life.
Circles of translucent ripples surged out of the darkness, and many yin spirits suddenly looked like furry wild dogs, wah-wow, screaming and shaking for a while, and then exploded violently.
"Boom !!!"
An unprecedented explosion exploded in Xiaomei's ears, the ghost turned into black gas, and the strong wind around her blew her skirt, but she didn't realize it.
She stared at the figure in front of her.
Xiao Wuzhou's clothes were windless, and his short hair was all upside down at this time, and there was a golden light surging up and down his body at this time, only to see him clenching his hands into fists, and more than a dozen small lightning bolts flowed from his fists, and the slender electricity was like a long ribbon, wrapped around his body.
Majestic!
"You brought it on yourself!" Xiao Wu slowly opened his mouth, the air fluctuated with his words, and the many corpses around him suddenly rushed up and pounced on Xiao Wu's body.
"Smack!"
Xiao Wu snapped his fingers, the tips of his fingers flashed brightly, Xiao Mei only felt a flower in front of her, and many terrible corpses suddenly turned into black ashes, and she didn't even touch the corners of Xiao Wu's clothes.
That figure, the thunder and lightning, and the retreating ghost, deeply caused tons of impact on this proletarian atheist girl.
No matter how stupid the female ghost was at this time, she knew that she had touched a hard stubble, the ghost screamed, and more than a dozen yin spirits rushed forward, but she retreated, and her figure gradually faded.
"Where are you going?" Xiao Wu's voice came coldly, his body shook in place, and he appeared behind the female ghost like a ghost, holding the female ghost's chin and forehead with both hands like lightning, and twisted it violently!
"Click!" With a bang, the female ghost's originally upside-down head was instantly broken back to its original shape.
"Much more comfortable!" Xiao Wu smiled.
"No, ah, ah!"
The female ghost screamed, and a pair of dark hands pinched Xiao Wu's neck!
Xiao Wu sneered, listened to the alarm in his ears, and said, "It's time for class!" I'm going to steal vegetables! Then he stretched out his hand on the female ghost's forehead, and several golden lights exploded, and the female ghost screamed, shouted a few words unwillingly, and burned from under her feet.
In a moment, the ashes were gone.
After only a while, the blood-red sky was like burning white paper, with red edges, and spread out, revealing the originally dark night sky, which also allowed Xiaomei to see clearly the figure that was climbing over the wall.
"Rub rub!" Xiao Wu muttered, "I forgot to take my schoolbag and wipe it!" It's too late to be stolen by them! ”
Several boys in school uniforms ran out of the school building, laughing and grimacing at Xiao Wu.
And Xiaomei, just looked at it, and after a while, the emotions of the two worlds suddenly poured out, she squatted on the ground, covered her mouth, and cried bitterly.
"If you dare to steal my food, I won't spare you!"
"Hahaha! Let's go drink stuffy donkey again, hahaha, it's time for it! ”
"Fuck off, if you dare to steal my food, I'll stick to your car, believe it or not!"
"Oops, it depends on who's faster! I don't know who didn't even take the school bag. ”