After that, Xiao Wu saved Xiao Mei a few times by chance, and without exception, every time Xiao Wu drove away the ghost, he stood there, pinched his waist and chattered for a while, if this ghost knew each other, let it live, if it didn't know each other, take a finger and gently put it on the head, and it would be wiped out immediately. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

After a long time, this Xiao Wu didn't feel anything, but this Xiao Mei gradually changed from the original fear to interest, no, she posted the experience of being rescued by Xiao Wu several times on the Internet, and many people liked it and were addicted, so she simply wrote a horror novel and wrote about the experiences of the two.

So every time Xiao Wu came to "make tea", Xiaomei had to ask if there were any ghosts on this person, and what he looked like.

Over time, Xiao Wu got used to it, not to mention that Xiao Wu's parents died, and since he could remember, he followed this old god stick grandfather to abduct and deceive, at this time, there was a chattering woman around him, which also made the boring life of the two of them a little more turbulent, otherwise he would be hell all day long, and if he waited for a few years, he would probably go crazy.

"If only I had the chance next time." Xiao Wu said: "I'll take you to catch a ghost with real guns." Attention, it's for you to hunt ghosts! ”

"Really?" Xiaomei cheered, and then said playfully: "This is what you promised!" Manly man! No repentance! ”

"Of course!" Xiao Wu smiled and said, "Prepare some rune paper or something for you, and make sure you come back beautifully!" ”

"Hooray!" Xiaomei cheered, waved her hand, and said generously: "I don't want water money, please!" ”

Xiao Wu shook his head with a smile and said, "Come on, give it!" As he spoke, he threw the five yuan over, walked out of the supermarket, took three steps and made two steps, respectfully put the teacup in front of the woman, and then sat behind the old man again, took out a Nokia 7610 from his pocket, hung up the QQ, and began to collect the food.

This year is 09, the junior year of junior high school, the college entrance examination is about to begin, Xiaomei is a freshman, and she is about to go to the second year of college.

And the old man, Xiao Wu's grandfather Long Xiaoqing, has just turned seventy.

Seeing the woman leave, Xiao Wu patted the old man's shoulder and said with a wicked smile: "Let you be blinded to another one, saying, how many people have been cheated this time." ”

The old man shook his shoulders, shook off Xiao Wu's hand on his shoulder, raised his eyebrows, and said, "What is Meng!" It's called physiognomy! Do you understand physiognomy! This is the ability passed down by the ancestors, and why are you so big and not small, blind me, this old man has a blessing and does not enjoy it, and he is here to make money to support you under the sun at noon, you still don't know how to count etiquette, it really makes the old man feel cold. Go, go, get me a bottle of water, but I'm dying of thirst. ”

Xiao Wu pursed his lips and said contemptuously: "I don't know who makes money to support whom, obviously I can't even get a little ghost away, and it's not like I'm out every time." ”

"Oops! I also learned to talk back! The old man screamed, stretched out his hand, grabbed Xiao Wu's ear like lightning, twisted it, and said, "If you don't open the house for three days, you will pay it back!" ”

Don't look at this little five days who are not afraid of the ground, if you want to say that there is really a weakness, that is, you are very afraid of others pinching your ears, especially the right ear, as long as it is pinched by someone, let alone exorcism, you can't do it.

No, as soon as the old man's trick came out, Xiao Wu immediately behaved, squatted down as soon as his legs were weak, and immediately put a smile on his face, and said: "Oh, hey, my grandfather, my own grandfather, you can be light, my ears are expensive, if it is pinched, I probably won't be able to get up in my life!" ”

"Oops!" The old man snorted, pulled his face, and said, "Ah! Your ears are expensive, but my hands are not expensive, are they? ”

The old man has shown people the words of the face test all his life, those two mouths are not blown, one opens and one closes, the dead can tell you that they are alive, Xiao Wu knows that the old man is fine, and seeing that he has no meaning of "firing guns" now, he hurriedly begged for mercy, arched his hands upward, and said: "Okay, okay!" My ancestors, I can't take it? I'll buy it for you! Buy it! Still drink Fanta, it's not me talking about you, can you drink something light at your age...... Oops, hey, I won't say it, I'll go, go. ”

The old man let go of his hand, stood aside and blew his beard and glared, and scolded: "It's really unfilial, I don't even care about what I buy, old man." ”

Xiao Wu rubbed his ears and muttered as he walked, "It's not to let you live for two more years!" ”

"What did you say!" The old man glared.

Xiao Wu stuck out his tongue and turned around, only to find that the green shadow flashed in front of him, Xiao Wu couldn't stop the car, and pushed forward subconsciously with both hands.

"Huh?" Xiao Wuxin said: "Why is it so soft, like a big sponge!" After thinking about it, his eyes drifted up, and the words "XX supermarket" suddenly came into view.

"XX supermarket?" Xiao Wu was puzzled: "Why is it so familiar?" ...... it! Mei!!! ”

Xiao Wu raised his head fiercely, and in an instant, he met Xiaomei's crimson cheeks, shy eyes, and... and two ...... who were caught in their hands.

"Ah!! I, you, you, I'm not, you, you......" Xiao Wu's face instantly turned red like an apple, and he quickly withdrew his hands and opened his mouth, "Ahh You. "Non-stop.

Xiaomei glanced at him, her cheeks were red, she lowered her head at this time, glanced up shyly, and saw that Xiao Wu was at a loss, waving her hands all over the sky, and she didn't know where to put it.

Xiao Wu was stunned for a moment.

"It's beautiful!" Xiao Wu thought.

Xiaomei rolled her eyes, ignored him, then pulled the corner of her clothes, walked to the old man in three or two steps, handed over a bottle of Fanta, and said with a smile: "Grandpa, if you are thirsty, give!" ”

Old Man Long was cleaning up his stall, he didn't want to be called cold, he immediately turned around, and when he saw Xiaomei, he immediately smiled and said: "It's Xiaomei, or you are sensible, you know that you feel sorry for grandpa and me, unlike the stupid boy in my family, bullshit, I don't know how to respect the old and love the young, if anyone marries you, it will be a great blessing!" Ahahahaha. With that, he stretched out his hand and took the drink, and he was not polite, as soon as he opened the lid, he took a big sip.

"Hiccup~~~~~~ The old man took a sip, burped the old elder, grinned, and said happily: "Cool---!" ”

Xiaomei smiled and said, "Grandpa is happy!" ”

When the old man heard this, he immediately blossomed, raised his eyes and looked up at Long Wu, who was looking up at the sky with a red face, snorted, and said, "That elm head!" Then he sighed, and then said, "But you big girl is blind in vain!" ”

"Grandpa!" Xiaomei blushed and whispered, "Don't talk nonsense...... Little five, he should have another sweetheart......"

Xiaomei's face was still pink with joy before, but when she said later, she didn't seem to move the old man in front of her, but said that her heart was gone, and her face darkened.

"Just him?" The old man saw Xiaomei's expression in his eyes, snorted, and said, "If you can't control his pulse, I will live for seventy years in vain!" After that, he stroked his beard and said: "In the past, the two of us, it was a shot to change a place, a shot to change a place, guess what, it is because this kid thinks that my physiognomy is unreliable, and I am afraid that if I stay in one place for a long time, people will make a stall and lose his face!" You say it's not annoying! ”

When Xiaomei heard this, she immediately depicted the stubborn and stubborn arrogance of Xiao Wu's mind and smiled slightly.

"Na! You get the idea! The old man continued: "But since I came here to see the photo, guess what, I can't get rid of him!" You calculate, old man, I've been setting up a stall under your house for a year, right? In the meantime, have you not seen me for a day? ”

Xiaomei heard the old man ask him, and immediately recalled it, and said: "It seems that there really isn't, I usually don't go to school, and I can see you when I go out during the holidays anyway." ”

"Yes!" The old man beat his chest and paused, made a sad and indignant expression, and said: "It's not this kid, he said that he wanted to learn my physiognomy and forced me to come out of the stall every day, I was quite happy, thinking that this bastard boy had finally opened his mind and planned to inherit my mantle." But after a long time, I feel that something is wrong, this kid, as soon as the students start school, they don't urge me to go out of the stall, as soon as the students are on vacation, it will be like walking a dog, and they will lead me out of the stall on time every day, regardless of the cloudy and rainy days, just in this position, don't even move my buttocks, you say..... What is this kid for? ”

Xiaomei was secretly happy in her heart, and she had already guessed what the old man meant, but the girl's reserve still made her squirm for a while, and said: "Grandpa, what does this have to do with me, you are really nonsense." But before the words fell, his face was red, and he couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth, and the smile on his face couldn't stop it.

When the old man saw it, he was relieved, raised his eyebrows, and said, "Little Nizi, don't thank you for me!" ”

"Good, good!" Xiaomei couldn't help but smile and said, "Whatever you say, grandpa!" ”

"Ahh The old man laughed and said, "My good granddaughter-in-law! ”