Chapter 6: Memories of Ah Xu

The monologue of a "professional complaint" classmate:

First of all, I would like to introduce myself, I live in Nishinomiya City, Hyogo Prefecture, and is a high school student at the prefectural Hokudai High School, and I am currently underage.

To be honest, at what age do I start not believing in Santa Claus's snack, and this kind of boring topic doesn't hurt me at all. However, when it comes to how old I was when I didn't believe in the old man in red at Christmas, then I can say with certainty that I didn't believe it at all from the beginning - I know that Santa Claus at the kindergarten Christmas celebration is fake, and looking back on my memory, I can remember that the kindergarten children around me all looked at the principal teacher who pretended to be Santa Claus with a distrustful face.

However, even though I know that it is unrealistic for Santa Claus to live in the North Pole, he still puts stockings on the side of his bed and writes his wishes on the pieces of paper inside, just like other children. Although I also know that aliens, ghosts, monsters, abilities, and tokusatsu films and animations, the heroes who fight against evil organizations do not really exist in this world. But I still have a vague hope that this world that operates under the established rules of physics is boring. How good it would be if there were cosmic people, future people, and capable people in this world. Maybe one day I will meet them, and I will have a new world that is free from the world, and even become one of them, with my own ability, to punish evil and promote good, and to be happy with revenge, what a thrilling thing it would be

When did I, who once cherished such dreams of the middle and the second style, end this incredible fantasy?

Well, in short, under the pressure of reality and learning, I still chose common sense in the end, and unconsciously got used to the ordinariness of this world.

Hey, this boring world, which runs smoothly under the laws of science, completely killed my childhood fantasies.

So, when did I get interested in the magic of anime and tokusatsu again?

It should have been after being forced by Suzumiya Haruhi to join this "Suzumiya Haruhi Group that makes the world more lively", referred to as 8B Group

――Haruhi Suzumiya, a beautiful girl who doesn't seem to have any troubles, her only trouble is: I think the world is too ordinary

I don't know if Haruhi Suzumiya's brain nerves are wrong, and the only "extraordinary things" she thinks are natural things seem to be, and she's always been quite dissatisfied with the fact that she hasn't ever encountered half a natural event.

However, everyone must know that all future people, aliens, and capable people are only available in fictional worlds. Therefore, as long as Kasuga-san still lives in this ordinary world for a day, her troubles will continue.

Well, it was supposed to be like this, but the truth is too much for me to say, and I'm quite bothered by it. Because I really know a bunch of so-called futurists, aliens, and capable people. They had already gathered around Haruhi Suzumiya, watching the actions of this supposedly omnipotent god up close, but they didn't know about her alone.

I didn't expect that the reality that I had always taken for granted would suddenly collapse one day

Getting along with such a group of strange people day and night, an ordinary person like me really feels a lot of pressure.

However, under the shock and curiosity, I also joined in half-pushing, half-on-the-spot, and participated in or held so-called "club activities" with the "great god" of Suzumiya Haruhi, and lived a lively and noisy happy life with the colleagues of the 8B group: sometimes entering the "closed space" to fight giants, sometimes going to parallel worlds to wander around, sometimes repeating the journey of life over and over again in the never-ending August, and sometimes even waking up and becoming a single-ponytail tsundere girl named "Xuzi" More often, is to participate in all kinds of messy things under the unreasonable request of spring...... Although it can be tiring at times, it can be very exciting and fulfilling.

Through the description of Nagato Yuki, the three no maidens and the friend of Kazuki Furuizumi, I learned that in the incredible country of Japan, all kinds of people from the future, people from another world, aliens, capable people, demon kings, brave people, magicians, magical girls, demons, angels, evil organizations or something, in fact, there have always been countless people, everywhere, and the industry competition is unprecedentedly fierce, so that the majestic demon kings have been reduced to working in fast food restaurants, And a certain rabbit and cat-like alien lewd ♂ beast (Kewpie) is busy fooling all kinds of cute girls to the point of killing themselves - well, for the first time in my life, I know that behind those seemingly dashing magical girls, there is such an unimaginable tragic fate

Woo woo mom, this kind of earth is so dangerous, I want to immigrate to Mars

Thankfully, there were a lot of these strange people, but most of them were concentrated in Tokyo, Kyoto, or some of the most famous places, and I didn't care about rural places like Hyogo Prefecture, so much so that I never saw them in my life...... Alas, it turns out that this world is not a strict and rigid existence, but a funny work, what science, logic and rationality are floating clouds, is it really because I have too little experience?

Seriously, after learning that there are so many amazing guys on Earth, I was really worried about whether they would play the Earth Lord badly. But looking back and thinking about it carefully, with their power, even if they accidentally break the earth, it should be easy to repair it, since the world has not been ruined until now, then ordinary people like my generation still don't have to bother themselves.

And then something terrible happened

After Haruhi Suzumiya experienced a mysterious adventure that neither I, Furuizumi, nor Senpai Asahina participated in (before Haruhi Suzumiya, when he entered the infinite world on an adventure, went to Crayon Shin-chan's house to crusade against aliens, and watched "The Grudge", he only brought Yuki Nagato), she actually revealed the truth that had been hidden around her, Haruhi Suzumiya not only learned her true identity as a god, but also learned that Yuki Nagato is an alien, Kazuki Furuizumi is a capable person, and Minoru Asahina is a person from the future, And there's a huge organization behind each of them......

When I received the bad news, I almost despaired of my life

You know, don't look at Haruhi Suzumiya as just a cute girl full of vitality, but in fact, she can ruin the great existence of the miè world with a single anger

Fortunately, after losing his temper and causing all of the 8B regiment to kneel down and beg for mercy, and by the way, he fined my pocket money, Haruhi Suzumiya did not create more apocalyptic disasters called "information explosions", but accepted the facts relatively calmly...... Next, she somehow mastered the manufacturing method of "closed space", often throwing us into all kinds of strange worlds full of curiosity, abusing immortals to ♂ ♀ death.

Hey, Kasuga Suzumiya-san, have you been mentally stimulated so much that you have awakened the attributes of Queen B?

But we're not shaking

In addition, after learning about the existence of the "Sato World" full of magic and fantasy, Haruhi Suzumiya forced Kazuki Fuizumi and Yuki Nagato to act as guides all day long, leading the entire soB group around Japan to visit various "secret places", including a wonderful shrine dedicated to fox fairies, a fast food restaurant where a demon king is working, and an amusement park where all employees are residents of the fantasy world...... It's all stirring up chickens and dogs.

Once, together with a little boy in a blue suit with glasses, a girl who is proficient in karate, and a detective uncle who is a very smelly fart, we witnessed a murder on a luxury cruise ship on the high seas, not a previous act on an island villa, but a real murder

However, just when I began to think that such an increasingly fantastical and exciting life seemed to be good, disaster struck suddenly.

It was a truly devastating catastrophe

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The beginning of this unprecedented catastrophe was on Monday morning.

I don't know why on this day, Haruhi Suzumiya was a full hour late to come to school, and was severely reprimanded by the teacher. According to her, the reason is that she encountered a series of traffic accidents on her way to school, from train derailments, fuel tanker explosions, to a series of car rear-end collisions on high highways, and even the overpass in the city was hit by a large truck, and I don't know how the traffic police put the 10-wheeled truck into the commercial area......

While we were eating lunch on the lawn in front of the school building, while listening to Haruhi Suzumiya dancing and describing her thrilling journey to school, another delinquent young man from the rampant clan rode a rumbling motorcycle, from the open school gate, and there was a car on the school to go out) rushed in and rushed straight at us, and we were all stupid, sitting motionless on the lawn...... But the rampaging motorcycle, in the end, did not run over us, but deflected at an angle at the last moment, flew through a bush, flew off the platform where the school was located, fell into a nearby kindergarten, crashed into the children's slide, and by the way, took the rampant to the hospital......

If you think about it now, this is probably another wave of Suzumiya Haruhi's invincible supernatural powers

What's even more strange is that when school was out that day, Yuki Nagato, who has always been taciturn, actually took the initiative to say that he wanted to borrow a few days at Haruhi Suzumiya's house. And Haruhi Suzumiya happily agreed, saying that her parents happened to be out of town, and it was very lonely to live at home alone, and she had long wanted to find a classmate to accompany her to relieve her boredom...... Well, it's none of my business anyway, so I didn't pay much attention to it.

Then, on Tuesday, a record-breaking torrential downpour fell in the city of Nishinomiya, causing not only flooding in the city and blackouts in many places, but also inducing a once-in-a-century large-scale mudslide and landslide, destroying more than 30 houses in one go, but miraculously no one died - the mudslide almost passed by the house of Haruhi Suzumiya, which made us all feel even more wrong after learning the news.

However, due to the closure of school on this day, I just spent the day at home bored and did not get in touch with the others

On Wednesday, although the torrential rain in Nishinomiya City stopped, a series of accidents broke out, from a toxic gas leak at a chemical plant on the outskirts of the city, the explosion of a gas pipeline in a residential area, to a fire in a traditional Japanese-style house in Laojiecho, and even a civil aircraft crashed and fell over the city, and several in a row...... This qiē disaster, too, was born near Haruhi Suzumiya's home, but it was stopped by some unknown force.

At this point, the city is in chaos, with most of the shops closed and schools still closed. After a phone call with Haruhi Suzumiya, I found Furuizumi with some trepidation. But Gu Quan said with a smile that there is absolutely no guy in this world who can hurt Haruhi Suzumiya...... Of course, just in case, Gu Quan finally contacted the people in his "agency" to investigate the truth behind this series of accidents.

Then, even more crazy things broke out -- on Thursday, a bunch of gangsters in Kansai suddenly gathered in the city to engage in group fights, and it was a big scene of thousands of younger brothers with hundreds of guns, as well as privately modified rocket launchers and roadside bombs, the scene was so hot and tragic that it was hard to imagine that they were born in a peaceful country like Japan, and even the helicopters sent by the TV station to grab the news were somehow beaten down, and the police were beaten to the ground several times, and finally the Self-Defense Forces had to drive tanks to clear the scene. It seems that he is almost about to ask for help from the US military stationed in Japan...... I heard my father say that even when he surrounded and suppressed the Aum Zhenli ♂ Sect, he didn't make it so crazy

What's even crazier is that the house of the Haruhi family of Suzumiya is actually located in the middle of this battlefield, and from the window of her bedroom, you can hear bursts of gunfire, see a rocket whistling over the roof, and an armored car with a loudspeaker to persuade you to surrender rumbling through the street. Moreover, the houses of the neighbors were all turned into hornet's nests by bullets, and planes fell like meteors, and finally even the Mars detector fired by the United States fell and smashed less than a street away from Suzumiya's house...... But in the midst of this rain of bullets, only her family's house was miraculously unharmed, and even the network cable and electricity were not broken, so that Haruhi Suzumiya could watch the lively live-action shootout movie while using the computer to video chat with me, Furuizumi and Asahina Minoru Kukai, which scared us enough.

Faced with such an incredible situation, even Gu Quan felt that something was very wrong. But before I could discuss a countermeasure, a sudden earthquake struck the whole of Hyogo Prefecture, and although Japan is the hometown of earthquakes, and there were earthquake alarms at both ends for three days on the TV program, it was the first time in my life that I had encountered such a terrifying scene of a house collapsing.

As a result, according to the experience of the earthquake drill, my family had just dragged a large bag and a small bag to the school located on high ground to take refuge, and another even more alarming rainstorm was carried down by continuous thunder and lightning, which not only turned the prefectural North High School into an isolated island surrounded by floods, but also submerged my house under the water...... Although they were choked by the heavy rain, looking at the crooked appearance of the school building, their parents and sister refused to go to the classroom to hide from the rain. In order to protect themselves from lightning strikes, they did not dare to hide under the trees, so they had to support a small tent on the playground.

Only I was dragged into the activity room of the 8B regiment by Haruhi Suzumiya.,Well,Although the water and electricity are cut off.,But Furuquan and Asahina Senpai are taking refuge here.,Yuki Nagato also came after a while.,It's probably another collective activity of the 8B group.。

However, before Haruhi Suzumiya was bored, he came up with some unbelievable new ideas, and a group of very strange guys broke in, and some of them seemed to know Haruhi Suzumiya, and the one for him was actually a round machine. The rest of the people are also said to be from another world...... But that's not the point I'm going to talk about, the point is the bad news they bring to Haruhi Suzumiya.

A bad piece of bad news that sounds ridiculous to most ordinary people:

-- Up to now, all the disasters that Xigong City has suffered are due to the fact that there is a "Grim Reaper" at work

Specifically, there is a "Grim Reaper" who ran out of the movie "The Grim Reaper" and luckily crossed the space and descended to our world, and he was so entangled with Haruhi Suzumiya and Yuki Nagato, wanting to create an accident to kill them. Helplessly, Haruhi Suzumiya is the supreme god of this earth, and Yuki Nagato is an alien agent from the "Information Integration Mind Body", basically an immortal being, no matter how clever the "Grim Reaper" sets up the killing game, it is automatically vetoed by Haruhi Suzumiya unconsciously - she has the highest authority on this planet

So the Grim Reaper had no choice but to make the scale of the killing game bigger and bigger, first the car accident, then the factory accident, then the plane crash and the shootout, and finally even the big killer moves such as the earthquake and the flood...... But as long as Haruhi Suzumiya doesn't want to commit suicide, any killing game is just a joke for her. But the problem is that the others are not as hard as Haruhi Suzumiya - this is the truth behind the recent series of tragic disasters in Nishinomiya City

If ordinary citizens hear such a statement, most of them will only laugh at it, but we no longer belong to the category of ordinary people.

To be honest, I really don't really want their claims to be true, I've only watched one of "The Grim Reaper", and I'm too scared to watch the next few parts. Because it was too desperate and too terrifying. Not to mention that such an all-pervasive death would be born in reality...... I don't even know how to live

However, as an agent of the "Information Integration Mind Body", Yuki Nagato, even nodded in agreement with their statement......

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