Chapter 2: Good intentions don't necessarily pay off

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Alas... To be honest, it doesn't feel good to be stared at behind your back, you're not a zombie, uh... To be exact, not a zombie like me, so you won't understand, but, after a long time, you get used to it.

In fact, I don't know why my senses are more acute after I become a zombie, in the more fashionable words of the moment, is it "the miracle of modern medicine?" "I don't know what that damn needle was on, but according to common sense, it's a miracle that the skin is cold, the blood is clotted, there is no heartbeat, and I can still move like a normal person, I really can't think of it, what is the reason? I can still see, hear, and feel, is this what a zombie should be? Shouldn't! And! ・・・・Who knows why it happened to me!

Alas... Since becoming a zombie, emotions are always a little easy to get out of control, yes, I'm a zombie with emotions, will it be more terrifying? But I'm not going to open my mouth at every turn, it's going to scare people, it's not halal! Although... I do have the idea of wanting to bite someone, but it's really only a loss! However, fortunately, Wen Xuan's cooking skills in my family are almost perfect, and the rich and sweet mushroom soup is much better than the sticky human blood, ps: Actually, I still want to taste human blood a little, but Wen Xuan said that if I dare to drink human blood and eat human flesh, I will push me downstairs to kneel on instant noodles at noon, what is more humane is that she doesn't care if instant noodles will kneel or not, how empathetic! That's what I like about her.

What, you say I'm too inferior a zombie? Actually, I think so too... Look at the butcher in "Resident Evil", with an eight-foot body! Look at the witch in "The Road to Survival", a howl can scare others to pee, and then look at Jason in "Silent Hill", the triangular head, is it shocking! Which of them is not mighty and majestic, crazy and cool! A pestle there, talking, and farting can scare the audience so much that they can't shut up for a long time, which can be said to be the leader of our zombie world! Look at myself again... I don't eat meat, I don't drink blood, I have to go to school on time on weekdays, I have to stand the same when I'm late, I'm afraid of the sun, is this still a zombie, this is clearly a national third-class protected animal, what? Don't ask why it's level three, refuse to answer, it will be harmonized.

As the saying goes, people are unlucky, and they stuff their teeth when they drink cold water, and I add today that zombies are even more so! Today's light rain is exceptionally cooler, it seems to be cooler than my skin, it's just raining, it's still windy, it's windy, and it's blowing my umbrella away. Fortunately, the rain wasn't too heavy, but it still made me shiver, yes, a zombie, and shivering. Ahem, in order to act like a more human, I have to stand still in the cool breeze and cold rain at this time, and I have to wave to passers-by frequently, smile and nod, don't ask why... When chasing the umbrella, the labor card went into the sewer... It's just a matter of stealing it, and I drew a piece of paper and pasted it on it, I don't know if it will cause irreparable damage to people's lives and property...

But I also want to thank this attentive friend, you at least let me know, my pain is gone, well, this is good, after all, not everyone can break one of their legs to the top of their head, or break it upside down, this kind of experience of looking up and seeing the ankle and looking down to see the leg bone, very good, very good, this is good, call someone to save it, not let people help it, it's a dilemma.

"Young man, do you want to help?" An old man carrying a mazar walked up to me and asked with a kind face.

"Don't bother you, uncle, just your body, it's raining, hurry home! I'm afraid ・・・・・・" Actually, the first person among the dozen or so people passing by took the initiative to help me, but, considering that I couldn't give the old man a chance to have a heart attack, I decisively refused him!

"What the hell, young man, you're afraid that I'll lie to you!" The old man seemed to have seen through my thoughts, and his face was obviously much uglier.

"Ahh

However, the cry of his heart was of no avail, perhaps in order to appear that he was old and strong, and without saying a word, the old man left Mazha three feet away, clapped his hands, and came up and took me out of the well, and set aside.

"Oh boy, uncle, I participated in the counterattack against Vietnam back then, and you are the first one who is injured like this and still has a straight face. You wait a minute, I'll call an ambulance" Uncle's reaction was unexpected, probably because the rain washed away my coagulated plasma, and it did seem that he 'bleed' a lot of blood.

"Yes, uncle, then you are not young, your physique is so good, what, uncle, I have my own mobile phone, um... You better go back and rest, don't catch a cold" Seriously, if you come to the ambulance at this time to pull me to the hospital, everything is over, optimistic estimate that I will be dissected and analyzed, and then dismembered and put into a test tube and freezer, number 9527, pessimistic is to disappear directly, no trace will remain in the world, because...

"The legs are all folded like this, and they are polite to the uncle! Look! The bones and stubble are popping out! But young man, your blood lipids are not low, why is the blood so thick" I didn't expect this uncle to be really warm-hearted, just dialed 120 around me, the uncle may have bad ears, and turned on the speakerphone, a glutinous voice sounded, asked the uncle location, the situation of the injured, I saw that the situation was not good, and hurriedly shouted loudly, "I'm fine!" Uncle is joking! ”

"Damn! Jokes? We're very busy, don't make a fuss! The other end of the phone scolded, and then hung up, and the uncle looked at me with an uncertain face, "Young man, what are you doing?" Uncle, I was kind enough to call you an ambulance, why don't you appreciate it, let me be scolded? ”

"No, uncle... Listen to me, go back quickly, I'll do it myself."

"This young man, is his brain also broken?" The uncle still refused to give up, and pressed the phone again, alas, this warm-hearted person can't always do good things, no way. I was about to stop the old man from calling again, and suddenly, there was a feeling of being stared at again, this time it was different from the previous ones, it felt like a thorn in the back, I had to break the leg that was folded in the back of my head in front of the old man, and I pressed the bone stubble back with a loud bang. Uncle, it's not me who sincerely scares you, it's really...

The phone was connected, but the uncle looked confused, his eyes were as wide as cow eggs, and then he fell to the ground and didn't know who was there!

"Uncle, uncle?" Eh, what can I do, and at this moment, the feeling of being stared at behind my back has disappeared again... Alas, the old man is kind after all, so how can he bear to leave him in the rain like this... Feed? Talking? The soft voice came from the phone again, but the tone was not very good. Seriously, I'm very hesitant, this is a deep thinking about whether to help or not, should I save him...

"Hello? Feed? Oh... Why are you again? Don't you play tricks on us! The man's abuse came from the other side of the phone, apparently the girl saw that no one answered for a long time, so she checked the number, and saw that it was clearly the old man who called just now, so she scolded angrily, and then picked up the phone again.

However, in the end, I had to take out my mobile phone and dial 120, and when I saw the ambulance coming from afar, I dragged my broken leg and hid in a bush nearby, and I was relieved to see a few white coats on the bloodstained ground near the coulee gai, and then carried the uncle on a stretcher and stuffed it into the ambulance and drove away.