Chapter 1: Who said that zombies have to drink blood and eat flesh

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"My name is He Jin, oh I'm sorry, it's not He Jin, the general of the Three Kingdoms, I am a free and liberated socialist five good youth! Uh... Well, I'll admit it, I'm just a ** silk, an otaku who likes to live in a college dormitory, however, when I was a sophomore and a junior year, my life changed completely because of an accident. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info Hey! Don't laugh! The sound will be recorded! “

The girl on the other side who took a DSLR shot at me is my new girlfriend, what? You say**Silk can't have a girlfriend? Of course, you're right, it wasn't that long ago that I was dumped by my first girlfriend. But the girl on the other side is really my current girlfriend, her name is Wen Xuan, she is beautiful and has a good temperament, she likes adventure, likes secret rooms, likes any surprises, fun and exciting things, and likes... Zombie. It's right to think about it, otherwise how would she like me.

"My name is He Jin, and I'm a zombie."

"After the college entrance examination, I was still human at that time, which felt really weird... Ahem, to get back to business, when I received the admission letter, I was so excited that I didn't close my eyes all night, thinking about the colorful college life in the future, and from now on, without the control of my parents, I can be happy at will~ That's really exciting. ”

"Sure enough, my freshman life was indeed colorful, and at that time, I was indeed a free and liberated young man, so positive, enthusiastic, good voice, so free and easy, and good physical strength. All kinds of club activities, all kinds of literary competitions, all kinds of parties, KTV, bars, Internet cafes, etc.·· Oh, and hotels. Oh yes, to add, I was admitted to an art university, located in Mingcheng, where the four seasons are like spring, not only the climate is like spring, but the people's hearts are also full of spring, art schools, you know. ”

"On the night of my eighteenth birthday, something happened that changed the trajectory of my life, maybe it was because of alcohol, maybe it was for some other reason, I slept with a girl, this girl is called Chongxi."

"Oh, dare to love eighteen adults, you are like this..." Wen Xuan glanced at me with a jealous expression.

"At that time, I was still young, I didn't know anything... Hey hey"

"Keep going! Anyway, what you gave to others before, you will double it for me in the future! “

"I'm a zombie now... How to give it to you. I smiled wickedly.

"Yikes! What's going on in your head? Let's go on, my graduation micro-film is counting on you for this story! Wen Xuan immediately understood what I meant, and urged with a red face.

"Well, then..." No way, Wenwen and I are a major, when I graduate, in addition to handing in my graduation thesis, I also have to complete a micro-film of my own. What the? You ask my movie, don't make a fuss, I don't know if I can exist until that day, even if I can, I won't be able to pass the physical examination, even if my high jump and long jump lung capacity all meet the standard, do you think the teacher will let a person without a heartbeat pass the physical examination?

Okay, let's talk about my freshman year, I was still human at that time, I didn't know what moderation was, what health was, singing in KTV all night, crackling with classmates in Internet cafes, in hotels... Hmmm·· I don't need to say you know that, right? What the? If you want the details, I'll tell you about it slowly when I have time, ahem.

The first half of my freshman year, I spent it in happiness and pleasure, after 12 years of bondage and torture in elementary school, junior high school and high school, college became a paradise, at that time, I was even looking forward to a happy life in the next few years, however, things backfired, and feelings were always the most uncertain part of all things.

However, since the second half of the semester, my life has become a mess, the girl who has been with me for half a year, Chongxi, asked to break up, seriously, this is something I never expected, but this did happen, as the saying goes, draw a knife and cut off the water to flow more, raise a glass to eliminate sorrow and sorrow, after struggling to redeem hopelessness, I began to become self-defeating, however, I have hated smoking and alcohol since I was a child, and I don't like to use alcohol to kill my sorrows, so the computer has become the only way to vent my feelings, and there happened to be a product called "aion" 's online games are popular all over the country, as a result, I have also changed from a five-good young man who loves outdoor activities, to an otaku who is addicted to the Internet all day long, the longest record, is that he has not gone out for a whole week, in the words of his classmates, that is, "Brother Jin, do you remember what the outside world looks like?" Seriously, the outside world, in my eyes at the time, has long lost its color.

The house leak happened to rain overnight, because Chongxi was my classmate, and many professional classes we were divided into a group, and Chongxi seemed to take revenge on me, always appeared around me as my sister, she looked and temperament very good, many boys in the class coveted her, so I became the recognized brother-in-law in the class, this is very mocking, isn't it, gradually, I hate to appear in front of her again, after surviving the first half of the freshman year and the whole year of the sophomore year, the school ushered in the relocation, but the dormitory was not finished due to decoration, Some students need to live in the medical school dormitory near the school temporarily, and I can't let go of this opportunity to avoid Chongxi, so I took the initiative to apply and ask to live in the medical school dormitory. I still remember the grateful gaze of the counselor, because with the first student who is willing to move there, the rest of the work is much easier... In fact, it was a mutually beneficial thing, and just like that, I moved into the medical school dormitory near the school, and I thought that my good times were back, but this was the beginning of all nightmares······

The impression of the medical school dormitory, may be filled with the smell of disinfectant, may also be eerie, however, no, everything is no different from other dormitories, the standard quadruple room, the only bad place, is that the lights will be turned off on time at twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, by that time only the safety indicator light will be on the entire corridor, the green and faint indicator light in the corridor is particularly conspicuous, and it is extraordinarily quiet, this night is also coincidental, the roommate's notebook and desk lamp are early to strike and rest, in the dark, only the faint mobile phone light, Illuminated their faces, I don't know who started it, said to simulate the outbreak of zombies, so everyone's enthusiasm poured out, you say a word to me, very lively, we only live in this dormitory three people, I, fat chao, big head hao, we are old friends who have lived together for many years, seeing that I took the initiative to apply for admission to medical school, the two of them also followed (we have been in a dormitory since we entered the university) fat super burly, When it's okay, he will crunch with a forty-kilogram arm strength rod, and the black and thick stick is bent at will in his hand, big head Hao, this nickname is said to have been used since childhood, I didn't think he had a big head, until one time, he went to the boutique to buy something, tried on a pair of glasses and immediately asked the boss the price, I said, this glasses are not suitable for you, he smiled bitterly, ah... The glasses were broken.,After that,This thing has become a joke of hundreds of versions.,Big Tou Hao's nickname is confirmed.,It's worth mentioning that Big Tou Hao is extremely smart.,All kinds of computer software are used handily in his hands.,And,It's also the first one of us to get a driver's license.,And I,Compared with these two,It seems to be a lot more ordinary.,If you insist on saying that there is any specialty.,That's a lot of love to eat... So, when it comes to the topic of how to escape if the crisis breaks out, Fat Chao has undoubtedly become a meat shield-level warrior, holding the steel pipe removed from the bed all the way, while Datou Hao is responsible for using computers, mobile phones and all available tools to find the safest escape route, my job is to be a standard logistics support officer, solving the problem of eating and drinking.

"You've always been a big foodie" Wen Xuan covered her mouth and snickered, and then said: "You are the first zombie I have ever seen who likes to eat egg fried rice"

I pouted, "How many zombies have you seen?" ”

Wen Xuan thought about it very seriously, "It's not a movie or TV series novel... Just·· 1,2,3,4,5,···· Just 1 of you."

I looked at her with a cold expression.

"Alright, alright, keep going, don't look at me, keep talking!" Wen Xuan, who was already laughing backwards, had already found a tripod, placed the SLR, hid to the side, and stared at me interestingly.

In this way, our deduction went all the way until the three of us fled to the city and rescued another buddy, but we didn't continue the deduction, because it was already three o'clock in the morning... Everyone has a dry mouth, but it is already extremely sleepy, the big head Hao was the first to quiet down, and not long after, Fat Chao also got up and went into the bathroom to prepare for a large number to rest, and coincidentally, I also had a stomach, but the bathroom equipped with the bedroom can only accommodate one person, and the time of the fat super squatting pit can be used as a unit, in desperation, I had to take the paper and push the door out, because there is also a bathroom at the end of the corridor, in the dark corridor, only the safety indicators on both sides emit a cold green light, I clutched my phone tightly and walked into the toilet, the dim moonlight shone into the toilet through a window at the height of the toilet, quiet and weird, I don't know which bastard didn't press the faucet tightly after washing his hands, the water droplets fell, ticking, to be honest, in fact, I wasn't afraid at all, although there was no light in the toilet, but with the help of the moonlight, it could be seen that few people came to use it, the ground was clean, I hurriedly rushed into a grid and squatted down, pouring thousands of miles, that was called a comfort, however, what I didn't expect was, nightmares, It often happens when you're defenseless.

When I walked out of the lattice, a cold wind suddenly blew in the toilet, and then, I only felt as if the top of my head was pricked by something, I looked back, and found that there was nothing, and when I touched my head, I felt a hard thing in my hair, I quickly grabbed this thing into my hand and saw that it was a needle, syringe needles that can be seen everywhere in medical schools, "I lean on (‵o′) convex, who is so mischievous!" I cursed angrily and threw the needle aside, but after two steps, I felt as if a basin of cold water was pouring from head to toe, and I quickly looked up, and then I didn't know anything.

"That's it?" Wen Xuan frowned and asked.

"That's it," I replied innocently.

"It's not ups and downs at all, you can't win an award for such a storyline, but you're also one year older than me, what about the reversal, what about the ups and downs? What about orgasms? Have you forgotten what the teacher taught you in class? ”

"Uh... You made me tell the truth... That's the way it is... Besides, you're a documentary and not a drama, what do you want to climax, you shout again, believe it or not, I'll make you. I smiled, then raised my two hands and squeezed them obscenely.

"Yikes! It's all turned into zombies, and it's so perverted, I'm not off SLR, I'm recording" Wen Xuan covered her chest and said with a disgusted face.

"Ahem, don't broadcast this paragraph" I had to say helplessly, seriously, if this section is taken to the graduation film festival and put it, where will you put my image of wisdom and martial arts.

"Forget it, there's nothing new in this paragraph, I'll record it another day, He Jin, what do you want to eat today?" Wen Xuan simply turned off the SLR, got up and asked.

"Well... Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicks, roasted goose, boiled salted duck, sauced chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly, dried meat, sausage, these... Seeing Wen Xuan's face dark, I hurriedly changed my words, "I don't want to eat any of these, I just want to eat the egg fried rice made by Xuanxuan." ”

"If you become a zombie, your mouth is still so poor, if the zombies are all like you, you don't need to shoot the Resident Evil series, foodie." Wen Xuan slapped her forehead helplessly. Then he got up and walked into the kitchen.

Listening to the sound of fried eggs, it seemed particularly pleasant, I sighed and lay on my back on the sofa, yes, Wen Xuan is right, I am indeed a foodie.

My name is He Jin, I am a zombie who loves to eat, who said that zombies only eat flesh and blood, I like to eat egg fried rice, which may be due to the fact that I usually eat too much junk food, lo-mei vacuum, pickled pepper vacuum, instant noodles, puffing, etc., the blessing in disguise is that the preservatives contained in these junk foods have well preserved the function of my internal organs, from the outside, no matter how you look at it, I am a real person, however, cold skin, untouchable heartbeat, and fear of the sun, this pile of things, are reminding me, I'm not a living person anymore.

What is this needle, why did it stab me, this is the question I have always wanted to figure out, after I found out that I became abnormal, I always felt that there was a pair of eyes staring at me behind me, I was afraid that I would be a bloodthirsty monster as shown on TV, hurting my buddies, so I took the initiative to move out of the dormitory, and rented a small apartment not far from the school, on the one hand, I wanted to observe myself first, to figure out what was going on on with me, and secondly, I also wanted to find out, who made me like this, I walked to the window, opened the curtains slightly, a dazzling sunlight suddenly shone into the living room, I tried to put my hand into the sun, still the same as before, a sharp burning pain came, I quickly retracted my hand, sure enough, the place where the sun shined, became black and cracked. Fortunately, the weather in Mingcheng is like spring all year round, and there will be a little light rain every morning and evening, and only at this time can I go out without scruples.

In the evening, when the sky was overcast and the light rain was falling again, I walked out of the apartment with an umbrella and walked a few steps, and the feeling of being stared at behind suddenly reappeared······

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