Chapter 83, the goddess is really difficult (I)
Chapter 83, the goddess is really difficult (I)
“…… Look! Look! These are the two otherworldly true dragons that Captain Wang has just captured! He's being led down the street! ”
“…… Oh! This one...... Is it the legendary real dragon? But this head ...... It feels a little too small! ”
“…… Although it is a little smaller, in terms of appearance, it is indeed much more powerful than the bipedal wyvern ridden by the natives......"
“…… However, Comrade Xiao Wang tied a rope to the dragon and pulled it out directly for walking, and did not put it in a cage, is it too dangerous? ”
“…… That's right, walking the dragon on the street like a dog! How big must that nerve be? Aren't you afraid that they will breathe fire and bite people? ”
“…… Rest assured! Captain Wang is not so unreliable! Since he dared to walk the dragon on the street like this, he must have taken precautions. ”
“…… Yes...... I know this inside information! I've probably heard of Doraemon's props! It's the kind of almighty beast taming food, and Captain Wang has fed these two little dragons, so they are really better than dogs now! ”
“……? That legendary thing that even the devil, the Tyrannosaurus rex, and the cosmic monster can tame? No wonder ......"
On the streets of Arnoos City, Captain Wang Qiuchengguan was leading two newly captured young dragons to parade through the streets in a grand manner.
Although the small riot in the elven village did not affect the walls of Arnus City, the air raid siren broadcast before because of the detection of the young dragon still affected the hearts of the people in the city, and the city management brigade did die many people in one breath because of the reckless behavior that teased Yashen. Therefore, in order to appease people's hearts, although the matter was hasty, Wang Qiu still temporarily organized a triumphal parade because of the simplicity.
At present, most of the buildings in the city of Arnoos are still idle, but with the completion of preparations for the trial opening of various tourism projects, it has gradually gained some popularity. At this time, a group of idlers gathered on the roadside and in front of the window facing the street, watching the two dragons and pointing and pointing.
Christopher, the American representative who had just left the arms of the "angel clan" prostitutes, was also standing under the street lamp on the side of the street at this time, looking at Wang Qiu and his party who had "returned triumphantly" with great interest. However, unlike others, he did not pay all his attention to the two young dragons, but paid more attention to the subgod apostle wearing a black gothic loli skirt and carrying a huge axe and spear on his shoulder, Lori McChuly "Holy Majesty"......
“…… The molding is...... Gothic Lori? With such a big axe and gun on your shoulder? Probably made of plastic, right? ”
He smiled and said to the Chinese receptionist next to him, "...... You people from the Chinese government are pretty good at cosplay now. ”
The corners of the Chinese receptionist's mouth twitched, "...... No, sir, she's indigenous here, and she's religious. ”
“…… However, this is clearly ...... A goth Lori! I once saw such a dress at a maid café in Akihabara, Japan. ”
Christopher looked incredulous, "...... What religion's clergy would dress like this? Selling cute teachings? Lori controls? ”
“…… I'm not kidding you, sir, this Miss Lori McChuly is indeed an apostle of the subgod who serves the god of war, Omorra, or the highest priest and oracle, and the black silk gothic loli suit on her body is actually the standard priest uniform of the Church of the God of War......"
“…… The priest's uniform of the God of War Church?! There is such a god of war? Oh my God! Christopher couldn't help but be shocked: with his too poor brain, he really couldn't imagine what a subversive scene it would be to let an army of black silk goth loli fight.
In addition to this, Mr. Christopher Wallace was keenly aware of a key word, "...... You say she is...... Sub-God?! ”
“…… Ah, yes, this Miss McChuly is not an extraordinary person, but serves the god of war, the god of war, Omorrah, similar to Valkyrie, the Valkyrie in Norse mythology...... Ah, no, her status should be much higher than that of Valkyrie. A subgod apostle like her is equivalent to a reserve or alternate god of the gods, and as long as she lives long enough, she will definitely become a god! On Earth, it is the living Jesus, Shakyamuni and Muhammad! Well, maybe it's even more powerful, after all, Jesus can't be as immortal as her, and her longevity is ...... the same as heaven."
“…… Jesus in the other world...... Is it this virtue? Christopher imagined in his mind the scene of Comrade Jesus wearing a black silk gothic loli dress and preaching from place to place, and he couldn't help but feel messy in a gust of wind, and he couldn't think ...... and even embarrassed......
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At the same time, Wang Qiu's triumphant procession had left the field of view of all foreign spectators and entered the inner city, which was still a military restricted area.
As soon as they entered, the two young dragons were surrounded by a group of scientists in white coats, followed by a frenzied team of reporters holding cameras.
“…… Oops, there are actually two real dragons thrown into the net this time? Well done! Son! ”
Mayor Wang Meiling looked at the young dragon who had eaten at both ends and was as well-behaved as a dog, and for a while she really smiled from ear to ear, and patted Wang Qiu's shoulder again and again and said approvingly, "...... Yes, yes, the Beijing Zoo has been trying to get a few heads back, and Hengdian Film and Television City also wants to raise a dragon to shoot costume dramas, but unfortunately there has been no goods, and now it is finally settled. And it's also a male and a female, just right to mate and breed......"
This one...... Mom, there are so many slots in what you just said, I don't know where to start complaining!
“…… Uh, Mom, this is the lizard-type dragon clan in the Western fantasy concept, which is fundamentally different from the dragon of our Eastern Chinese civilization. Moreover, these two baby dragons were born to the same pair of parents and belong to the relationship between brother and sister or sister and brother, if they are inbred, will something go wrong? The corners of Wang Qiu's mouth twitched.
“…… Hi, no matter what the dragon is, it's better than nothing, okay? Besides, what human ethics do the two beasts need to consider! ”
Mayor Wang Meiling disagreed, "...... At most, there are a few stillbirths and deformed babies, no big deal......"
“…… However, given the average lifespan of a true dragon, it may take another five hundred years for them to reach adulthood and be fertile......"
“…… 500 Years ?!! Well, that's a problem. It's been a long time, and I can't afford to wait. Mayor Wang Meiling immediately gasped, "...... Can you use some means to ripen it? Like what......? ”
“…… Mature a young dragon into an adult dragon? This one...... Yes, yes! But have you considered the consequences? ”
Wang Qiu spread his hands, "...... 'Taming ability's ability only works on the 'Gate' side. When the two dragons arrived in the urban area of Hong Kong on the other side of the 'gate', they immediately lost control With the current size and strength of these two young dragons, they could barely hold it with the strongest cage, but if they were replaced by two adult dragons...... Isn't this equivalent to throwing two Godzillas into the city of Hong Kong? They breathe fire, too!
In addition, because they are not pure-blooded Yan Dragons, but hybrids of Yan Dragons and Water Dragons, it is actually difficult to say that there are similar examples on the earth whether they are fertile or not, whether it is a mule crossed by a horse and a donkey, or a liger beast crossed by a lion and a tiger, although it looks quite healthy, they all have insurmountable obstacles in terms of fertility and reproduction......
“…… That's right...... It seems that there is no way, so let's keep it as it is and ship it back like this! Five hundred years is five hundred years......"
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Next, the relevant departments came to notice, not only asking Wang Qiu and them to transport the two captured young dragons and the dragon man Yashen Giselle who was cut into a stick to China as soon as possible, so as to facilitate research. At the same time, the relevant departments also invited Miss Lori McChule, a "living sub-god sample", to visit Hong Kong, so as to make it easier to observe nearby, and to confirm whether the sub-gods of the other world can still exert their divine powers after arriving on the earth.
In addition, in order to confirm whether the magicians of Farmatt Big 6 can cast spells on the earth, and whether it is possible for the earthlings to master otherworldly spells, the blue girl magician Leilai and her sister, who were the first to lead the party, were also invited to the earth this time.
So, Wang Qiu fed the two bastard dragons a large amount of fresh meat mixed with anesthetics, made them unconscious, and then stuffed the young dragons into iron cages, loaded them into trucks and prepared to leave. Leilai and Lori and others also readily agreed to the invitation, and they have long been curious about the hometown of the otherworldly. However, just as this mighty procession passed through the ancient Greek temple-style "door" on the top of the Arnous hill, a sudden change occurred......
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As we all know, around the vast majority of protagonists, there will always be various abnormal situations, and this phenomenon is usually referred to as the protagonist's aura. According to the difference in specific efficacy, it can also be further subdivided into group mockery aura, IQ aura, stallion aura, sister aura, pull hatred aura, adventure aura, king overlord aura, explosive seed aura, invincibility aura and overstepping monster aura, etc. But on closer inspection, whether it is the well-known Grim Reaper elementary school student Conan, the seemingly cute magical girl Illya, the bright and upright Captain America, the hot-blooded and funny Luffy, the hard-born Harry Potter, and even the wasted Nobita, although they have different personalities and styles, they still have one thing in common, that is, they will make big news wherever they go, so it can be seen that the so-called protagonist aura is actually the aura of the disaster star, and other effects are only incidental.
In the same way, Comrade Wang Qiu has always had his own calamity physique, and wherever he goes, he will bring all kinds of bad luck and natural disasters, but sometimes he will lurk, and sometimes he will just do it: and now, it is the moment when the halo of natural disasters on Wang Qiu's head is activated.
Just when he sent people to escort two young dragons and a stick subgod, as well as a large number of retinues, about to return to the earth through the space-time gate in the shape of the ancient Greek temple, countless bright rays of light suddenly lit up from the ceiling in the temple, penetrating the space inside the "door", creating a holy and solemn atmosphere. Next, a woman dressed in a Greco-Roman white robe appeared in the colorful glow, with a beautiful face, a slender figure, and a dignified and kind demeanor, which was not only beautiful and incomprehensible, but also made people dare not have a blasphemous heart.
However, if you look closely, you can easily see that she is not a real living person, or even an entity, but a holographic phantom projected into the void, or a virtual idol like Luo Tianyi and Hatsune Miku.
This is the true God of Falmatt 6, a pure spiritual aggregate...... According to Xianxiawen, it is probably equivalent to the "out-of-body primordial spirit" of a cultivator, a wisp of wandering soul without a physical body, or a mass of 'concepts', formless and substantial, and naturally cannot be destroyed.
Despite this, everyone who was caught off guard was still dizzy for a while, and their faces were quite intoxicated. Only the subgod apostle Lori McChuly had an ugly face, raised her axe and cursed in a low voice: "...... Cut! Sure enough, it was chased out again, and Handy, the haunted guy......"
Wang Qiu, who was standing beside Lori, noticed the revealed news very sensitively, and couldn't help but be shocked: "...... What the? She's ...... Hanty, the god of the underworld of this world? But how did she end up here? ”
“…… Why is Handi here? Because this door connecting the two worlds was originally her temple! ”
Lori craned her neck and glanced at him, "...... You were originally brought into this world by her! We're on her turf now! ”
Belch...... Wang Qiu touched his nose in embarrassment, although Lori's words are not entirely wrong, but I am afraid that they may not be completely correct, about the appearance of the "door" in Victoria Bay, Hong Kong, at least there is a credit to the main god system...... But this is not a matter for the natives......
All in all, after the stunning appearance, the phantom of Handy, suspended in mid-air, first looked around in a very goddess style, then raised his fist to his mouth, made a dry cough gesture, and then gave a speech......
Unfortunately, as a pure spiritual body, she didn't seem to be able to make any sound, so everyone could only watch her mouth open and close and her mouth shape change stupidly, but they couldn't even hear a word. Similarly, no one present had mastered the rare skill of lip recognition...... In this way, the advent and speech of the dignified goddess of the underworld, and possibly the promulgation of the oracle, suddenly became a mime without subtitles, and the original sense of sacred and solemn oppression quickly disappeared from the hearts of everyone, leaving only an indescribable sense of embarrassment......
Goddess Handy soon noticed this problem, but there was no solution to it, only Lori McChule, who was a sub-god, was able to rely on her divine power to "hear" what Goddess Handy was saying, but no matter how many times Goddess Handy gestured to her pitifully with her eyes, she pouted and ignored it, resolutely refusing to act as an intermediary and translator...... Next, the anxious goddess Handy scurried around in mid-air, overlooking everyone again and again, and finally her eyes lit up, and she crashed into the blue girl magician Leilai!
“…… Worst! I didn't think there was a body suitable for the gods to come here!! Handy, wait a minute! ”
When the others were still inexplicable, Lori's face had changed, but unfortunately before she could stop it, Lei Lai, who was invaded by the goddess, had already "snapped" and fell to the ground, and then her body was full of brilliance, and the original short instantly grew into the length of the waist of the goddess Hanty......
The next moment, there was a subtle change in her appearance and demeanor, or Leilai, who was temporarily possessed by the goddess Handy, stood up from the ground again, and said with a strange tone, "...... Ahra! Little villains from another world! Where do you want to take my apostles and my wife? ”
Suddenly, these words made the scene as if it were frozen. Then, a small volcano exploded
“…… Are you kidding? Who's your wife?!! ”
The Apostle of the Subgod, Lori McCully, raised the glittering giant axe, jumped up like a fried kitten that had been stepped on by its tail, aimed the blade at the goddess Hanty, who was possessed by the girl magician Leilai, and shouted angrily, "...... How many times have I said it! Don't be your bride! How can you get married with the same gender? You ghost who doesn't even have a body! ”
“…… Oh hehehe, so what does it matter? In another forty years, won't you be like me? ”
The snatched Lelai, or the goddess Hanty, grinned, "...... What else does gender mean to a god who doesn't have a body? ”
Then, she turned around again and looked at Wang Qiu and the others, "...... Hello, humans from another world! My name is Handi, Lord of Hades of this land, and the Guide who opened this 'door' at the top of the hills of Arnous, so that you could come to Falmatt 6......"
Wang Qiu and the others were listening with bated breath, but when they said this, Goddess Handi suddenly stopped talking and tilted her head cutely, "...... That one...... Before you get down to business, can you treat me to a decent meal? I don't even know how many years I haven't eaten......"
Depend on!! Wang Qiu and the others all rolled their eyes in their hearts, and they were really speechless at the goddess of the underworld who was thinking out of her mind......
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