Chapter 84, the goddess is really difficult (medium)

Hanti, the goddess of Hades, who is in charge of the priesthood of hell, caves, and underground space, is one of the oldest, most famous, and most powerful gods on the continent of Farmatt. Bernag, a holy city that has her own, has been widely believed and revered long before humans appeared on this continent.

It's a pity that it's a lily comic with a thinking out-of-the-box.

Although she is the goddess of Hades, Handi is also concerned about the progress of mortal society, knowing that a world that is restless and lacking vitality will inevitably gradually decline and destroy. Therefore, with his astonishing grandeur and fearless spirit, Handy regularly opens the door of time and space at the top of the Arnous hills, so that different worlds can connect with Farmatt again and again, so that Farmatt can obtain species, civilizations, cultures, technologies and knowledge from other worlds. And as a price, it is to make the ruler of this continent always change with the years.

It's a pity that it's a lily comic with a thinking out-of-the-box.

The changes in species in the Falmat continent over the past 10,000 years, the birth and evolution of civilizations, the alternation of the rise and fall of various races, the decline of elves, the invasion of orcs and the rise of humans, and the outbreak of interdimensional wars...... and so on, this series of historical events, the goddess of Hades, Handi is one of the driving forces behind it.

It's a pity that it's a lily comic with a thinking out-of-the-box.

The continent of Falmat, which has been sleeping in the wilderness for hundreds of millions of years, and has remained unchanged for thousands of years under the rule of elves, can become as full of tribes and lively and noisy as it is now, and Handi, the goddess of the underworld, can be said to have contributed a lot.

It's a pity that it's a lily comic with a thinking out-of-the-box, well, and a foodie at the same time.

At this moment, in a high-end hotel in Arnous City, the goddess Handi, who had taken away the maiden magician Leilai, was attacking a large table of delicacies with her eyes shining, eating with a mouth full of oil, and a large number of empty plates and empty bowls stacked on her hands, completely ignoring the various cameras and cameras set up around her, recording a "picture of the goddess of foodies", in addition to the large circle of complex eyes with their own thoughts......

Staring Stale Staring ...... I really want to kill people with my eyes!!

Right next to the feasting goddess, Raylai's sister, the sorceress Albegio, was staring at her with angry eyes.

At this moment, Albegio simply exhausted his self-control in this life, so he didn't pick up the soup pot and give the head of the goddess who stole his sister's body. If Albegio's eyes could emit lasers like Superman, the goddess Handy would have been reduced to ashes long ago. But considering that the goddess Handy is actually using Leilai's body now, I'm afraid that even if Albegio really has such an ability, he won't dare to do anything, right?

However, although he didn't have the courage to put the soup pot on top of the head of the goddess Hanty, Albegio still had the courage to open his mouth to remind him.

“…… Ahem, Your Highness the Goddess, may I remind you that you are using my sister's body right now. ”

Looking at the belly of Goddess Hanty, or rather his sister, gradually bulging as if she was pregnant, Albegio couldn't help but cough dryly, and said, "...... If she eats so much in one go, it is likely to break her stomach ......."

“…… Ah, sorry, sorry, I haven't eaten for too long, I can't help it......"

Although the goddess Hanty was very off-line, she seemed to be very easy to speak, and she did not look offended or annoyed at all, but put down her knife and fork with a smile, and wiped her lips with a napkin at the same time, "...... Alas, ascension to heaven sounds very good, but in fact, there really isn't much benefit! Sometimes I feel inferior to the poorest mortals, because I am detached from the flesh, not to mention good food and wine, not to nibble even the coarsest black bread, and I can't drink the most ordinary cold water, and I can't remember the last time I dined! ”

“…… Belch...... Can't you find someone to possess and enjoy it like you are now? Mayor Wang Meiling, who was accompanying her, asked in confusion.

“…… Alas, there is no mortal like this blue-haired girl who is suitable for possession, how can it be so easy to find? The soul of a god is so powerful that the body of an ordinary mortal cannot bear it at all, and even if the god descends only a wisp of divided soul, even if it only lasts for a short time, it will cause serious harm to the person who descends and possesses it. Bleeding from the seven knots, or a life at worst...... Although I have many devout believers who would rather give their lives than let me enjoy a moment of joy. But as the object of their service, how can I bear to let them die on such a grounds? ”

Goddess Handi said with a look of compassion, but then changed her words, "...... But then again, some Christians are really excessive! They just treated me like a garbage can, and all the messy pleadings were stuffed into me, endlessly! What 'I want to get rich', 'Save me', 'I want to get ahead', 'Let me bet to win this game', 'Pray for a good harvest', and even 'I hope to win', 'I hope to find my sweetheart'...... Many of these prayers are conflicting! Don't say that you can achieve them, just listen to them one by one, and you can also annoy me to death, like this kind of waste believer who only relies on others when he encounters things, and living is also a burden, so it is better to let them all die......"

Hey, Goddess Handi, you say that about the believers who pray to you...... Is it really okay? How sad people should be when they hear it!

Although it is true that some believers who daydream all day long, delusional about getting something for nothing and ascending to heaven in one step, it seems that serving as a trash can for negative emotions of believers is the job of the gods in the first place, right? Otherwise, why would people worship you?

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But then again, Handi is an ancient goddess who has dominated the vast land long before the advent of humans. Therefore, there is no need for the canonization of mortal emperors, nor does it live by incense and faith, and when placed on the earth, it is at least equivalent to the transcendent existence of Yahweh, the female snail and the like, the most noble god of God. There is only a situation when people ask her, and there is no time when she asks for help...... So you really don't have to care about the perception of believers.

Wang Qiu thought like this, and couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth, but still asked as politely as possible, "...... So, is this table still to your taste? His Royal Highness the Revered Goddess Handi? Is there anything that needs to be improved? ”

“…… Yes! The food from another world is indeed delicious! There are also many new dishes that I have never seen before, and they are very memorable. ”

Goddess Handi nodded approvingly, "...... Connecting your world to the continent of Falmatt seems to be the right choice. ”

“…… Ahem, now that your appetite has been satisfied, let's get out of here! Hanty! ”

Lori who has always had a stinky little face. McChulie, suddenly interjecting coldly, "...... Just seeing your appearance makes my liver hot! ”

“…… Hiccup! That's not going to work! Lori,People are far from satisfied! ”

Goddess Handy hiccuped lazily and said with a grin, "...... Satisfying my appetite is just one of my additional interests. What really makes me miss it all the time is that you are always cute! My favorite fiancée, Lori! I'm here to marry you! ”

Speaking of this, she got up from the table, came to Lori, and stretched out her finger as if it were a gift, "...... The cutest Lori in the world! Please marry me and be my wife! Let's be one forever and live the happiest and happy life......"

“…… Who's your fiancée? You self-talking perverted ♀ goddess! ”

As if touched by the most sensitive excitement, Lori. Mchurly once again couldn't hold back and jumped up, and opened the outstretched hand of the goddess Handy with a "snap", "...... I don't want to marry you!" If you don't pay attention to it like this, people will really be angry! ”

“…… Ahh Is this pre-marital shyness? Don't be too ashamed! I'm sure you'll make a good wife! ”

Goddess Handi wrinkled her nose with a slight displeasure, "...... Also, as a noble sub-god, you should also pay more attention to politeness......"

“…… No, you're not the god I serve! Politeness or something, it's not for a stalker like you! And why should I waste the last forty years of my free time before my ascension to being your wife? Lori continued to pout.

“…… Oh, you want to enjoy the last free time before marriage? It's okay, I'm patient! ”

Goddess Handi patted her chest generously, "...... It's okay to get engaged now and get married after the ascension! ”

“…… Not even after the ascension! Lori's forehead was bruised," ...... I'm really curious, why do you have to pester me? ”

“…… Huh? I also wonder why you always refuse to obey fate and marry me. ”

Goddess Handy showed a confused expression, "...... You see, you are an apostle of Omorrah, the god of war, and a person who will become a Valkyrie in the future, and your duty is to bring the souls of the warriors who died in battle to Hades, and I am the master of Hades. ”

“…… Who said I was going to be a Valkyrie in the future? Hanty! There are some things that don't just guess!! ”

Lori shouted as she brandished her axe and spear, and then her tone became low, "...... I have lived and wandered on this continent for more than nine hundred years because of the duties entrusted to me by Omorrah, witnessing countless wars and deaths, and I don't know how many sad and painful experiences I have experienced. Now I've decided that I'm going to be the god of love after my ascension! So please don't bother with it again! She said angrily.

Well, this unexpected choice can indeed make people petrified silent. After all, the God of War and the God of Love are too far apart.

“…… Eros?! Goddess Handi was slightly stunned, but then she was overjoyed, "...... It turns out that you still accepted my love after all? Lori. ”

“…… You! You! You ...... Alas! Lori was angry for a while, and tears burst out of her eyes, "...... Why do you have to bully me? ”

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Looking at the lily tease goddess who has been unreasonable, Lori who cried angrily on the spot. McChuley, Wang Qiu, Ma Tong, Political Commissar Guo and Wang Meiling, who stayed on the side to accompany them, had to exchange a helpless look of pity with each other, saying that they were powerless to complain about it. Especially Ma Tong, relying on her identity as a woman, took the opportunity to reach out and pat Lori's shoulder, and comforted softly: "...... Alas, give up, Lori! You don't make sense like that. A guy like her, once he is addicted to his own world, he will definitely not listen to what others say! ”

As for Comrade Wang Qiu, Captain Wang Qiu, he coughed dryly, racked his brains to try to ease the atmosphere, and diverted the topic, "...... Well, may I ask the honorable goddess Handy, is there anything else you can do during your visit to Arnoos City other than tasting food and courting this Miss Lori? ”

“…… Ah, of course! You should understand! First of all, I want to bring back my unsuccessful dragonman subgod apostle Giselle, although she has no culture and often does bad things, but she is still the person who represents me, how can she be taken away by you as trophies? ”

Goddess Handi smiled calmly, "...... In addition, there was a small thing to do, which was to close this portal to another world! ”

“…… What the?! Close the door?!!!! ”

Hearing this, Wang Qiu's face suddenly changed, and he subconsciously wanted to touch the pistol. But then I realized that the goddess Handi in front of me was actually just a wisp of ghost, belonging to an invisible and insubstantial illusory existence, even if she shot her, she could only concentrate on the girl magician Lei Lai, who was possessed by her, and she couldn't hurt a single cent of the goddess's body at all...... In other words, I don't have any way to pinch the other party at all!

In addition, seeing that she is still sitting in front of her in front of her with a big face, smiling and smiling, and even having the leisure to flirt with Lori, instead of just closing the door of time and space and patting her ass, it seems to indicate that this is the case...... Is there room for negotiation?

So, he quickly calmed down, and a polite smile appeared on his face again, "...... Can you tell us why? His Highness Handy? ”

“…… It seems that you are very calm, young man from another world! It's a good character to be praised ......"

Goddess Handy nodded lightly and continued to smile and say, as if there was a hint of approval in her eyes, "...... As for why I closed this space-time gate connecting the two worlds, I have to start with why I let it open in the first place......" (To be continued. )