Next to the hut was a small river, and we hung a ball on the hook and threw it into the water. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"Master, why don't we hang earthworms and dough?" In Wang Junpeng's impression, earthworms can only be used for fishing, because fish eat earthworms.

"Amitabha, monks never kill! And the dough is more efficient! Master Twilight answered Wang Junpeng's question as he looked at the water.

Wang Junpeng nodded suspiciously, pretending that I understood. Then he looked seriously at the water.

After an hour, the three of them didn't have any gain, and just as Wang Junpeng was about to give up, Master Twilight's fishing rod suddenly bent sharply, and Master Twilight began to walk the fish.

Walking the fish is a way to consume the strength of the fish, because the fish has a lot of strength in the water, and if you are afraid that you will not be able to pull it up, you will pull the rope for a while, put the rope for a while, and then pull it out when the fish has no strength.

In this way, Master Twilight and the fish play a tug-of-war, and finally, under Master Twilight's strong and powerful attack, the fish is finally caught.

"Haha! I've caught a fish! Master Twilight puts the fish in the basket, and the grimace on his face is undisguised.

Master Twilight fished for a carp, which was not very large, only 10 centimeters long, but it was already very good to be able to catch this kind of fish in a small river.

At this time, Shi Jiabao's fishing rod was also greatly bent, and after a brutal war, Shi Jiabao also caught a carp, which was a little smaller than Master Twilight's fish, only about 7 centimeters.

"Wouldn't it? You've all caught a fish? Wang Junpeng looked at his fishing rod again, but he didn't move.

Master Twilight walked over: "Wang Junpeng, the fish caught today is our dinner, our fish will be changed to vegetarian food, the fish you catch are at your disposal, if you can't catch it, there will be no dinner!"

No dinner? No! Thinking that he hadn't eaten for a day and a night, and that his stomach had protested to him hundreds of times, Wang Junpeng's heart was dripping blood.

"Looks like I'm going to have to catch a fish!" Wang Junpeng put the fishing rod away, sat next to him, and looked at the water surface intently, watching the changes.

Master Twilight and Shi Jiabao glanced at Wang Junpeng, smiled inexplicably, and then continued fishing.

Half an hour later, Master Twilight caught another fish, a grass carp, very large, twelve centimeters long, and it was not easy for a grass carp to grow to such an extent in a small river.

After another half an hour, Shi Jiabao also caught another fish, still a carp, about 10 centimeters.

Wang Junpeng saw that they had all caught a second fish, and then looked at himself, he didn't even catch a single fish: "I don't believe it, with my character, I can't catch one?"

The passage of time told him the answer, it was dark, Master Twilight's basket was full, and Shi Jiabao's basket was almost full, only his own basket was still empty.

Wang Junpeng lowered his head sadly, looked at the fish in the water, and said angrily, "You fish who don't know what to do, there are times when you regret it!" ”

Master Twilight walked over, looked at Wang Junpeng's fish basket, and gloated, "My good apprentice, it seems that you are going to be hungry again!" After saying that, he walked away without looking back.

Shi Jiabao also walked over, looked at Wang Junpeng's tragic face, and said sympathetically: "Senior brother, you are so stupid, senior brother can't help you!"

"Senior brother, I don't need your help!" Wang Junpeng shook his head in frustration, and at this time, seeing that Shi Jiabao's feet were not off the ground, he raised his head, and Shi Jiabao was looking at himself with a smile.

"Senior brother, what are you doing here?" Wang Junpeng asked strangely, and as soon as he finished speaking, he understood, "You kid, do you want to make a brain teaser again?" ”

Shi Jiabao nodded like a chicken pecking rice, and then, with a treacherous face, said: "From now on, you make a brain teaser, and I'll give you a fish, how about it?"

"Damn, how many brain teasers do I have to give you? I disagree! Wang Junpeng calculated, these are all small fish, and you have to eat at least more than ten to be full, not to mention, I have been hungry for two days and one night (plus today), and fifty is not enough to eat!

Shi Jiabao listened to it and looked indifferent: "Okay, if you don't agree, forget it, anyway, the hungry person is not me!" I'm leaving! ”

Looking at the back of Shi Jiabao leaving, Wang Junpeng's body is doing a fierce war, a war between reason and stomach. In the end, the stomach triumphed: "Senior brother, please stay!"

Shi Jiabao turned around treacherously, walked up to Wang Junpeng with a smile on his face, and said: "Because of your hesitation, the rules have changed, and now it is, two brain teasers for a fish!"

"Damn, you kid is in danger, villain! Shameless! Wang Junpeng couldn't control the anger in his heart and turned on the shrew scolding function.

"If you hesitate, I'm going to change the rules again!" Shi Jiabao ignored Wang Junpeng's shrew scolding the street, and said with a smile.

Wang Junpeng instantly returned to normal: "Senior brother, please calm your anger, junior brother is making a brain teaser!"

A kind of thing, the East is short, the West is long, after marriage, women can use men's things, you monks have but don't use it, what is it? ”

"It can't be a little brother, right?" Shi Jiabao said obscenely.

"You shameless monk!" Wang Junpeng pretended to be angry, "Stupid, the answer is 'surname', Oriental people are short, just one word, at most two words!" Anyone can call out this word, and monks have Dharma names, so there are but they don't! Here's one more for you:

The lion and the bear defecated next to the tree, and after a month, the lion found that the tree next to the poop was thicker than the bear's, so he said a philosophy full of vicissitudes, what did it say? ”

"It said, 'Why is that?' Shi Jiabao said confidently.

"Stupid? The answer is: facts speak louder than words (lion poop is better than bear poop)!

One more: there is a ten-dollar and a five-dollar one on the ground, which one will you pick up? ”

"Nonsense, of course I'm picking up ten dollars!" Shi Jiabao said.

"If it were me, I'd pick it up both!

Ask one more. ”

……

Fooling the master, Henan Shaolin Temple is looking for Wang **, and after a while, Shi Jiabao's basket of fish is owned by Wang Junpeng.

Shi Jiabao lit a fire, Wang Junpeng put the fish on it and roasted it, and ten minutes later, a fragrance came to his face.

Twenty minutes later, Wang Junpeng sprinkled some salt, cumin and other ingredients, as an orphan, cooking skills had to be learned.

Wang Junpeng took a grilled fish and ate it, Shi Jiabao sat next to him and watched, and the picture had no sense of disobedience.

When eating, it is very uncomfortable to be looked at, especially if the other party is still a man.

"Senior brother, go back, look at me like this, I'm under a lot of pressure!" Wang Junpeng couldn't bear to say.

"Okay!" Shi Jiabao said and left.

Wang Junpeng watched Shi Jiabao leave, and when he turned around, the fish that was originally placed on the ground was gone.

"Senior brother, it's not that you monks don't eat meat, why did you take away my fish?" Wang Junpeng said to Shi Jiabao, who had not gone far.

"We monks don't eat meat, how can I possibly take your fish? Even if I take it, I will sell it with a good fish, and if I sell a fish that you are about to eat, who will buy it? Shi Jiabao explained.

Wang Junpeng thought about what Shi Jiabao said, but it was reasonable, and when he looked at the ground again, the fish was still not there: "Since you didn't take it, where did the fish go?"