Anyway, everyone is gone, and no one knows about sleeping for a while, with this mentality, Wang Junpeng fell asleep on the ground. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

was dreaming, dreaming that he was becoming an emperor and choosing a concubine, and a brain woke him up.

"Who? Just got to the important stage, and it woke me up! Wang Junpeng squinted his eyes and yelled angrily.

"Senior brother, it's me!" Shi Jiabao walked up to Wang Junpeng and said.

"Senior brother? Why did you wake me up? Wang Junpeng asked impatiently, anyone who sleeps will not be happy to be woken up.

"That question of yours, I haven't figured it out since I went back. What exactly is the answer? Shi Jiabao's face was full of doubts.

Wang Junpeng suddenly realized, and immediately laughed: "Just for this?" But I just woke up, and my mouth was a little dry, and I couldn't speak. I'm sorry! ”

"And what do you want to drink?" Shi Jiabao asked cautiously.

"Whatever!" Wang Junpeng showed a treacherous smile on his face again.

"Good! You wait! After Shi Jiabao finished speaking, he hurriedly ran, and a few minutes later, he brought a bottle of mineral water and handed it over.

"Mineral water is tasteless, not tasty! Change! Wang Junpeng said critically.

"I'll change it!" After Shi Jiabao finished speaking, he hurriedly ran away again, and after a while, he took another bottle of iced tea and ran over.

"Iced tea doesn't quench thirst, and the more you drink it, the thirstier you get! Change again! Wang Junpeng's smile became even brighter.

"Okay, I'll change it!" Shi Jiabao ran away in a hurry again, and after a while, he came back with a bottle of Nutrition Express.

"The nutrition express line is not delicious, change it again!" Wang Junpeng's meaning of making things difficult is obvious.

……

Wang Junpeng sat on the ground, with all kinds of drinks next to him, one sip of this, one sip of another, one sip of talk, this life can only be described in one word - cool!

After a while, Shi Jiabao came over with a big box: "Senior brother, all the drinks in China are available here, even those of children like Shuang Crooked and Wangwang."

"Senior brother, what did you do just now? It's not going to open your head, is it? Wang Junpeng didn't expect Shi Jiabao's head to open up so quickly.

"Senior brother, what is the answer?" Shi Jiabao asked expectantly.

"Don't leak it!" Wang Junpeng said mysteriously.

"Senior brother, you must be kind, and you can't keep your promises!" Shi Jiabao was angry.

"Why didn't I keep my word? Think about it, what is my problem? Wang Junpeng said seriously.

"Why can't we see God's little brother?" Shi Jiabao stated truthfully.

"The answer is: the secret of heaven must not be revealed!" Wang Junpeng said.

Wang Junpeng sat on the ground drinking a drink, Shi Jiabao sat on the ground thinking about the problem, and time passed like this.

"I see! You mean, the little brother of heaven must not be revealed! Shi Jiabao finally understood the secret in his words.

"The children can be taught!" Wang Junpeng lay on the ground again, ready to sleep, "You go, I'm going to sleep!" ”

"Big brother, it's almost five o'clock, even if you go to sleep, before you fall asleep, you have to get up again!" Shi Jiabao said.

"Nani?" Wang Junpeng immediately got up, began to squat and walk, and then looked at Shi Jiabao, "You go quickly, the old man is coming again!" ”

Wang Junpeng remembered that during the day, Master Twilight tortured him, and the reason was that Shi Jiabao was next to him.

Shi Jiabao listened, but there was no reaction, and he sat on the ground with Wang Junpeng, with the intention of staying here and not leaving.

"You kid!" Wang Junpeng saw that Shi Jiabao still wanted to make a brain teaser, "I'll make another brain teaser, you guess wrong, just go!"

One day, all the pigs in the pigsty ran out, and the owner saw it and immediately did something. Guess the name of a star! ”

"The name of the star?" Shi Jiabao tried hard to recall the stars he knew, but he didn't expect a name related to pigs, "Whose name?" It's so hard to guess! ”

"Can't think of it, right?" Wang Junpeng couldn't find the north, "The answer is: Wang Leehom (coax in)"

"No, no, no! I haven't heard of this star! "Shi Jiabao doesn't have to think about it, he must be cheating.

"Okay, then I'll make another one!" Wang Junpeng thought for a while and said, "It's still the same question just now." The owner had just coaxed the pigs in, and before the door was closed, the pigs ran out again. Guess the name of another star! ”

"Leehom Wang!" Shi Jiabao said triumphantly. Wang Junpeng was speechless for a while: "This is the pig running out again, not the first time, please pay attention to the words!"

"Then I don't know!" Shi Jiabao was defeated in an instant.

"The answer is: Han Hong (still coaxing), after a while, the old man came, and I was miserable. Let's go! Wang Junpeng said anxiously.

"Who's coming? You're miserable! A figure appeared behind Wang Junpeng, Wang Junpeng looked back in fear, and Master Twilight was standing behind him.

"Master, I was wrong, don't let me squat again, my legs are already crippled, and my hungry chest is against my back." Wang Junpeng had no choice but to cry and mourn.

Master Twilight listened and smiled, "Are you crippled?" Didn't you get some sleep? How can it be crippled? Are you hungry? What's the deal with so many drink bottles on the ground? ”

Looking at this situation, Master Twilight already knows that there is only one thing he can do now, and that is to wait for death.

"Today, let's go fishing!" After Master Twilight finished speaking, he walked forward, followed by Shi Jiabao and me.

We gradually came to a small wooden house, where there were only three fishing rods and a basket of fish, and Master Twilight and Shi Jiabao picked a fishing rod by themselves, and there was only one rod and one basket of fish left.

Master Twilight pointed to a fishing rod and a basket of fish on the ground and asked, "Which one do you choose?" ”

Wang Junpeng thought for a while and replied, "I want this basket of fish!" ”

Master Twilight shook his head and said, "Apprentice, you are shallow, it is better to teach a man to fish than to teach him to fish." ”

Wang Junpeng said carefully: "A basket of fish is sold, and you can buy a few fishing rods and a pair of mahjong." Then rent the fishing rod to others, collect rent, and then ask someone to play mahjong while fishing, and mahjong can charge a table fee. After making a certain amount of money, I will expand the scale, and in this way, I will be rich! ”

Master Twilight was speechless, and originally wanted to teach him a lesson, but he bit him back: "Why do you think about money?" If nothing else, just say a little, how do you sell this basket of fish? ”

"How do you sell it? I'll sell it however I want! Wang Junpeng said with a smile.

"How do you know we're selling?" Before Master Twilight could speak, Shi Jiabao interjected.

Master Twilight said helplessly, "Mouthy!"

"This is not simple, you monks don't eat meat, this fish must be sold to a restaurant or something!"

"I'm not playing with you anymore, you have a fishing rod now, let's go fishing!" Master Twilight saw that he couldn't talk about Wang Junpeng, so he quickly changed the subject.